i always wanted brothers

MCU ben reilly, clone of peter parker. written by maggie. dash only.

[parkercopy]

i roleplay a totally comics-divergent, mcu ben reilly, peter parker clone. i love my oc. i’m caught up in the movies, so NWH spoiler alert. my name is maggie. 21+.

HERE’S YOUR HOMEWORK !!

guidelines

biography

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"Did I mention that it was you who murdered me?" ((She's very dramatic, pay no attention to her))

"Don't be dramatic. I've only killed one person," That he knew of. Harrington didn't have a clean nose. He banks a crumpled up burger wrapper off her shoulder into the bin beside the door. "And I don't care enough about you to kill you."

[homoeroticism]

#mood

[brolinjosh]

[vaememes]

✧   VAN    HELSING    SENTENCE    STARTERS   !

(  FEEL  FREE   TO   CHANGE   PRONOUNS   AS   NEEDED  !

❝ Vampires, gargoyles, warlocks, they’re all the same — best when cooked well. ❞

❝ My life, my job is to vanquish evil. I can… I can sense evil. ❞

❝ I’ll find you. I’ll get you back, I’ll set you free! ❞

❝ Why can’t I have one of those? ❞

❝ A pity your moment of triumph is being spoilt over a little thing like grave robbery. ❞

❝ Why can’t they just leave us alone? ❞

❝ We never kill more than our fill. And less than our share. ❞

❝ I feel no love… nor fear… nor joy… nor sorrow! I am… hollow. ❞

❝ I’m at war with the world and every living soul in it! ❞

❝ I must find out who our new visitor is. ❞

❝ Is this your silver stake? ❞

❝ Don’t you understand?! We could be friends! Partners! ❞

❝ Did I mention that it was you who murdered me? ❞

❝ I hope you have a heart, _______, someday I’m going to drive a stake through it. ❞

❝ He’s the first one to kill a vampire in over a hundred years. ❞

❝ Some say you are a murderer, others say you are a holy man, which is it? ❞

❝ I think if you’re going to kill somebody, kill them. ❞

❝ A vampire is nothing like a warlock. My granny could kill a warlock. ❞

❝ The air around here is thick with envy… ❞

❝ When they ask you to bring somebody back, they don’t mean as a corpse! ❞

❝ Actually, I’m still just a friar, so I can curse all I want… dammit! ❞

❝ Why does it smell like wet dog in here? ❞

❝ I don’t know if you’ve looked in the mirror lately, but you kind of stick out in a crowd. ❞

❝ How many commandments can we break in one day? ❞

❝ Never too late to dig graves. You never know when you need a fresh one. ❞

❝ Vampires only kill what they need to survive - one or two people a month. ❞

❝ By exposing me, you have condemned me! ❞

❝ Without us, the world would be in darkness. ❞

❝ An evil that the rest of mankind has no idea even exists. ❞

❝ If you value your lives and the lives of your kind, you will kill me! ❞

❝ Now you will become that which you have hunted so passionately. ❞

❝ May others be as passionate in their hunting of you. ❞

❝ I can feel fresh blood rushing through her veins! ❞

❝ You can go when I say you can go. And I say you can go when you’re dead! ❞

❝ It is your blood that shall keep me beautiful! What do you think of that? ❞

❝ Don’t play coy with me, Princess. I know what lurks in your lusting heart… ❞

❝ You’re a big one. You’ll be hard to digest. ❞

❝ I’ll take him away, far away, where no one will ever find him! ❞

❝ Why don’t you and the order do something about it? ❞

❝ To you, these monsters are just evil beings to be vanquished. ❞

❝ I’m the one standing there when they die and become the men they once were! ❞

❝ So you’re sending me into Hell. ❞

❝ For more than four centuries, this family has defended our left flank. ❞

❝ Not to worry, got just the thing to put the bit back in your teeth. ❞

❝ You’ve never gone after vampires before, have you? ❞

❝ Seven years and you don’t know what it does? ❞

❝ Because if we kill him, anything bitten or created by him will also die. ❞

❝ Oh! You’ll be needing silver bullets, then. ❞

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Villainous traits

Repost not reblog

aggressive | ambitious | antisocial | bitter | bloodthirsty | brazen | callous | cannibal | calculating | capricious | careless | cold | compulsive | covetous | cowardly | cunning | cynical | deceitful | devious | domineering | envious | exploitative | greedy | hypocritical | impatient | impolite | indolent | insidious | insolent | irreverent | jaded | kidnapper | liar | lustful | Machiavellian | manipulator | materialistic | megalomaniac | mercurial | misanthropic | murderer | obsessive | opportunistic | over-critical | over-emotional | patronising | petty | proud | ruthless | resentful | sadistic | sarcastic | self-indulgent | selfish | serial killer | stoic | spiteful | torturer | two-faced | touchy | traitorous | unclean | unforgiving | unhinged | unpredictable | unscrupulous | vain | vengeful | volatile | wrathful

stole from the dash, anyone can steal

[parkercopy]

1:14, i’ve realized why when i talk about benjamin here, i call him “my little buddy benny”

[tomhollandnet]

#same line (very) different vibes

[limsjaebeom]

[goodnightpleasanttomorrow]

Just found this on twitter and if anyone here made it, I’ll give you credit! I love this!

[parkercopy]

bornbreathless​:

He gets her. Just for a second, he actually gets her, and she doesn’t have time to keep the look of abject disbelief from her expression before he continues.

“You’re a fucking idiot,” she says, though there’s no true anger or irritation behind it, the words accompanied by an almost-fond shake of her head. “Just for that, you can buy your own nachos.”

He barks out a laugh as she insults him with that bemused response that he was looking for. Then the rest of her words process.

“W-wait,” he's still suppressing his laughter, but attempts to straighten his face. He holds out a hand to stop her. “Hold on, h-hold on. I really want nachos though.”

[thomas-keen]

To start over? Isn’t that what you do for a living?

[johnnyssilverhand]

[soulrph]

𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙴𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳 𝚃𝙾𝚄𝙲𝙷 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙼𝙿𝚃𝚂.

i saw a post. i got excited. i got soft. i got inspired. bon appetit! ( P.S. as always, please do not add more content to this list!!! tell me and i will gladly add more and credit you for them!! )

[ KISS ]:     after having kissed the receiver, the sender gently rests their forehead against theirs, still holding them as they do so.

[ HUG ]:     having just hugged the receiver after some time apart, the sender touches their foreheads together as a sign of affection.

[ LOVE ]:     overcome with their love for the receiver, the sender touches their foreheads together.

[ GREETING ]:     the sender brings their forehead to rest against the receivers in a gesture of greeting.

[ GOODBYE ]:     as they’re bidding each other farewell for the foreseeable future, the sender gently touches their forehead against the receivers.

[ LISTEN ]:     in a bid to get the receiver to pay attention to them, the sender brings them close and presses their forehead against theirs.

[ RELIEF ]:     having lost sight of the receiver in an intense moment of danger, the sender spots them in the distance, and rushes to them, embracing them and resting their foreheads together out of sheer relief.

[ SAFE ]:     in an effort to prove to the receiver that they’re safe after a particularly traumatic incident, the sender gently rests their foreheads together in a gesture designed to be soothing and reassuring.

[ REAL ]:     after believing the receiver to be dead, the sender reunites with them, reaching out in disbelief, then touching their foreheads together to make sure that they’re real, and not a figment of their grief-stricken imagination.

[ ANCHOR ]:     in a moment where stress and anxiety are running high, the sender tries to ground the receiver by gently guiding them into a hug, resting their foreheads together to steady them.

[ COMFORT ]:     in a gesture designed to comfort the receiver after an emotional blow, the sender gently closes the distance between them, and touches their forehead against the receivers.

[ STUBBORN ]:     thoroughly exasperated by the receiver’s stubbornness, the sender exasperatedly, but fondly, pulls them in for a good old forehead touch.

[ AFFECTION ]:     as a fondly affectionate gesture, the sender brings the receiver forward and rests their foreheads together.

[ INTENSE ]:     in a moment where romantic tensions are running high, the sender leans forward to kiss the receiver for the first time, then changes their mind, and rests their foreheads together to disguise their original intentions.

[ EXHAUSTION ]:     having just overcome a massive obstacle (e.g. using a massive display of their powers, fighting through a sizable army, embarking on a perilous journey, writing up a PhD thesis etc.) the sender and receiver reunite, and the sender drops their head forward to rest against the receivers, thoroughly exhausted but glad to be reunited at last.

[rp-meme-blog]

Send “💋” to kiss my muse out of nowhere.

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𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓   𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓   𝐎𝐅   𝐓𝐇𝐄   𝐇𝐀𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃   𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐄   𝐀𝐑𝐄   𝐘𝐎𝐔  ? ? ?  

the welcome mat How long have you been stained? I bet you can’t even remember the shoe that left it there, I bet there have been too many visitors to keep count. You watch people welcome themselves into your home, listen as they smash things against the walls and throw things to the floor. As they leave, you smile, say “thanks for stopping by!” and sit still as they wipe the blood off their shoes. You’ve gotten very good at that. Smiling when you want to scream. How long before your teeth are not enough to keep the sound inside? How long until it is their blood that is tracked across your home? I bet you’ll remember when and where you got this stain. I bet it’ll taste oh so sweet.

stolen from the dash​

[parkercopy]

"On a scale of one to ten, how do you feel about nachos right now?"

This is a golden opportunity. This is what his brain was wiped for. He crinkles his face in fake confusion. "What are nachos?"

He snaps his fingers into a finger gun. "-without that spicy cheese drip."