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here’s my intrulogical tiktok that thomas sanders reposted and commented on LOL

Welp.

concept: remus sanders eating beanboozled jellybeans and getting mad that the flavors aren’t accurate.

“ugh this is NOT what a stink bug tastes like. believe me, i’ve tried. oh and don’t even get me STARTED that ‘old bandage’ one, that’s a clean day-old bandaid at BEST, okay–”

#everyone else playing is like puking or whatever and he’s like a food critic #‘dirty dishwasher?? this tastes like my tap water!’ ‘…well you do get most of your water from the toilet. so’#remus sanders #sanders sides #sasi #sanders sides incorrect quotes #parker jamming about sasi

arieava

literally beyond parody

k-0-d-y

so hypothetically if I were too Frankenstein a monster that looked particularly like Logan sanders...would that be weird and creepy "ew why did Kody do that that's so weird" or just like "oh yeah Kody did that, it would do that and I'd be ok with it"

parkerjams

i think the ethical implications in constructing your own Creature would outweigh the issue of it resembling an existing person/character, but that also kinda depends on what version of the story you’re gonna make ur Logan from.

in the original Mary Shelley novel, Dr Frankenstein discovers a vague “scientific principle” that lets him create life from non-living matter, specifically non-living matter that was once alive. so dead people. morally grey at BEST, depending on how you’re obtaining these body parts.

there are alternative, fringe versions of the story (mostly ones that cite Shelley as inspiration) where the non-living matter does not necessarily have to be from dead people, but still requires some level of… ethically questionable practices to animate.

but i assume Logan would want to be created with literary accuracy in mind, so you’d have to cut up a bunch of dead guys to get him.

i feel like that whole process would cause more issues than the Creature just so happening to look like Logan Sanders, but i wouldn’t blame you ngl. maybe all those other guys sucked. Logan’s probably a better man than they would be.

also Logan would probably like it. freak.

#but to answer your question kody no i would understand completely #logan’s probably the best side to do this with too LOL #literature!!! and science!!! (barely lmao it’s super ambiguous in the book)#honestly i think logan’s biggest qualm with the book ‘frankenstein’ is that shelley is SOOOO vague about the monster’s creation #WHERE IS THE FAKE SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!#he needs his sci fi enrichment #even from 19th century literature #logan sanders #sanders sides #sasi #parker jamming about sasi

i was on a break from waterparks for like 3 months bc they pmo (they still do) but sadly i listened to their new album and i still like their music

against my better judgment it seems!!!!!!!! but it’s fine LMAO i was a superfan for like 2 years but i’m normal about them now. a few months of detox ig

anyways i liked JINX 👍, here’s my tentative ranking (most of these are after like one listen, some of them might grow on me?)

1. GWEN STEFANI

2. MIRAGE

3. RED GUITAR

4. BETTER THAN THERAPY

5. NO NO NO NO NO

6. PLAYING MUSIC

7. IF LYRICS WERE CONFIDENTIAL

8. NOBODY BUT YOU

9. ANY MINUTE NOW

10. TASTES LIKE TANGERINE

11. GIRLS NEED GUNS

12. PROWLER

13. TELL ME WHY (barely even counting this one. the entire reason i stopped listening to parx was bc of the danny elfman feature on this song. i will not listen to it again.)

#i like gwen stefani a Normal Amount.#also i am not allowed to drive with mirage playing LMAO #21 questions and fantastic have the same rule 💔#waterparks #parx #parker jamming about music

creativity-deficient

Thinking about the implications of “Ignorance” by Paramore and “You’re a Cad” by the bird and the bee being on Virgil and Janus’s official playlists

#nobody talk to me.#anxceit #prev’s tags are insane btw

fuckthisshit-ugh

please read this even if you're not indian. especially if you're not indian.

you've seen the jokes. india is "dirty", indians are "everywhere", why don't they fix their own country. ok. let me tell you why, and what's happening right now while nobody's watching.

first, the history you skipped: britain ruled india for two centuries and drained it. economist utsa patnaik's research estimates around $45 trillion in today's money was taken. the india that got independence in 1947 was one of the poorest countries on earth. every "why is india like this" question starts there. you don't get to profit off a robbery and then mock the crime scene.

now, what's happening RIGHT NOW:

in may the question paper for NEET leaked. that's the national medical entrance exam. over 2.2 million students took it. cancelled. years of studying, families' savings poured into coaching, gone overnight because someone sold the paper. students died by suicide after. these were kids who wanted to be doctors.

and out of that came a protest movement. a gen z group called the cockroach janta party, started by a 30 year old named abhijeet dipke, got 22 million instagram followers within DAYS. they've been doing a sit-in at jantar mantar in delhi demanding education minister dharmendra pradhan resign.

and then there's sonam wangchuk. if you've watched 3 idiots, he's the real engineer the character was based on. built solar schools in ladakh. invented ice stupas so himalayan villages have water. spent his whole life on education. he's 59 and he's been on hunger strike for 17+ days now. reporters went to see him this week and he was too weak to talk. and the troll armies are calling him "anti national" and "foreign funded". a man starving himself for other people's children. that's the thing here, anyone who asks a question is suddenly a traitor.

it's not one incident, it's everywhere you look:

• infrastructure worth thousands of crores failing within months of the ribbon cutting. tunnels collapsing in regions where heavy rain is a guarantee, not a surprise.

• youth unemployment near 10% for ages 15 to 29, 13.6% in cities. in a country of 1.42 billion where more than half the population is young.

• only about the top 3% of indians earn above 10 lakh a year. meanwhile billionaire wealth keeps ballooning and the headlines celebrate it.

• manipur burned for over two years. an ethnic conflict, tens of thousands displaced, and the prime minister barely said the word manipur while it happened.

• journalists raided. critics' houses bulldozed. activists sitting in jail for years without trial under laws like UAPA. our press freedom ranking has cratered.

• even the petrol is a fight now, ethanol blending pushed through while drivers complain about their engines and get no straight answers.

and through all of it, the PM, who came to power on religious polarisation (americans, sound familiar?), travels abroad for photo ops and has not held one single open press conference in over a decade. not one.

what i'm asking:

if you're not indian: share this. our media mostly won't cover any of it because the big outlets are owned by the same billionaires the government serves. the only reason wangchuk's fast is getting any coverage is people refusing to look away.

if you ARE indian: speak up even if you're comfortable. especially if you're comfortable. join the protests. add to this, correct me, translate it. staying quiet is a choice when nothing in this post touches your life.

india is not "dirty". india was robbed, and it's being robbed again, from the inside this time. but it's also the country where a 59 year old will starve for strangers' kids and 22 million young people will rally behind a party literally named after cockroaches, because cockroaches survive everything.

we can still save her. but only loudly.

reblog. share. don't scroll past.

tipsandtrixx

Sanders sides is like a autism diagnosis for afabs who were undiagnosed for being high functioning and coped by caring too much about psychology

#HEY! it’s adhd and bipolar ASSHOLE #/j #sanders sides #sasi #parker jamming about sasi

the-efemmeral

whenever i see this in my notifications it feels like a kiss on the forehead

liarsblade

Making "oog. Waugh. 🥺" kinds of noises after being reminded of a very basic fact about blorbo I already knew

been thinking about anxceit angst a lot.

also it’s been a year since one of the worst friendship breakups of my life.

i’m sure these events are completely unrelated

#which could mean nothing #summer’s also just a weird time for anniversaries lol. platonic breakups are evil #i will not read into this trust #anyways #sanders sides #sasi #anxceit #janus sanders #virgil sanders #they make me sick #parker jamming about sasi

writing a scene in my loceit fic where logan says he’s nervous about telling virgil something and asks janus about it. and just.

L: you know him, right? you know how he’d react. what should i say?

J: well no, not exactly.

i know anxiety. not virgil. you know virgil. so tell him the truth. that’s more than i ever did.

#anxceit makes me sick can’t you tell #janus sanders #deceit sanders #logan sanders #anxiety sanders #virgil sanders #loceit #anxceit #sasi #sanders sides #sanders sides angst #parker jamming about sasi

k-0-d-y

I need to know Janus and virgils reasons for hating each other now!!!!! what other excuse is there besides ex lovers?!

#i need to know their breakup story #platonic or romantic #secret third thing #idc #tbf i think a platonic friendship breakup can be JUST as heart wrenching. so #anxceit my friendship breakup angst icon #they make me sick #anxceit #virgil sanders #janus sanders #sanders sides #sasi #parker jamming about sasi

retrodynamics

Honestly if you say or do something strange, an employee probably WILL tell all their coworkers about it all day, however they’ll basically never remember it was you specifically and instead just a faceless “customer” amalgamation of every time someone said something to them. Plus you’re giving them enrichment and something to mutually bond over. So really you’re doing an important service by being a little awkward.

#very very true