Peter Man-

What? I'm intimidating. Totally.

[oscarisaache]

#👀👀

[d-bussy]

A good dom knows how to fix a bratty subs attitude with just a look

[parkerrbitch]

A- well then.

#👀👀👀

[lovour-deactivated20210923]

Would you read a bedtime story to me?

[ot3]

i collect images with powerful ot3/third wheel energies so you don’t have to. i am releasing them to you, the public, so you may share in my bounty

[silkystark]

can someone PLEASE write me a rom howney drabble of jealous robert facetiming tom drunk and angry after seeing this post i am fucking begging.

[petertinglesstuff]

Oh man, i need this so bad now-

[parkerrbitch]

Ohhh I wantt-

[spicymochi]

would you say hi to this guy

[parkerrbitch]

Hello little fellow

[parkerrbitch]

Them.

"He's the Mysterio to my Spider-man" #husbandgoals

[starkerintheparker]

Anyone else finds this particular shot incredibly hot? My armor kink might be showing, but talk about size difference 😏

[the-mad-starker]

@still-lovelygarnet !!

[still-lovelydagger-deactivated2]

Obligatory: Gulps in Daddy

[parkerrbitch]

Fhgghkskxkll

[lurafita]

Why Tony isn't allowed to cook

*shrill beeping sounds through the tower suite*

Stephen: Is that the smoke detector?

Tony, frantically trying douse the flames shooting up from the frying pan, deadpan: No, the kitchen is trying to back into a parking spot.

Peter, grabbing for a restaurant flyer, unconcerned: So, take-out tonight?

[marvels-blue-phoenix]

Harley, filming: This is gonna get so many views on YouTube

[parkerrbitch]

I feel like this would be an interesting thing to draw- jus' sayin'

[parkerrbitch]

I'm so tired and I'm working on a few drawings I'd like to share and there's still that real life I have to live in as well..

Difficult times

[illegalsoma]

DONT TRUST GUYS THAT WEAR LEATHER JACKETS YOU WILL FALL IN LOVE AND YOU WILL DIE

[starkerhuh]

word

[starkerhuh]

bonus

[parkerrbitch]

The truth-

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[mchashimi]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[parkerrbitch]

Wow, that's pretty hard to believe but when so many people proved it- sure

[cyberdelph]

👻タ🎃カ👻 by @kabota_kabowo

[parkerrbitch]

duccs

[dippy-ecks]

this is what peter gets for wanting to play with the big kids

[parkerrbitch]

Someone go get their child-

[febulousthoughts]

link

[starker-obsessions]

How adorable 😍😍

[parkerrbitch]

The cutest smooch ever

[starkersdowney-deactivated20210]

Oh god Tom crying/hurt/in danger is the most pitiful thing…Daddy would be very unhappy…

[parkerrbitch]

It's just so real and it hits me- now I cry

[fairlyoddchica]

14-year-old Morgan Stark: I know what you’re gonna say.

Peter Parker, struggling with bad guys and about to lose his shit: You should not be here!

Morgan: I was gonna go home-

Peter: I don’t wanna hear it-

Morgan: But I already had the suit on-

Peter: And now I gotta hear it!

Morgan: -And it gave me an alert you were here and you looked like you needed help! Besides, you’re the one who helped me make this suit behind mom and Happy’s back so if anything it’s kind of your fault I’m here.

Peter, practically burning holes through the spiderman mask with how hard he’s glaring: What’d you just say?

Morgan: i-i-i take that back-

[noncommited-writer]

Peter, internally: perHAPS… A point was made

[grantsattler]

menacing dad™

[starkerintheparker]

More like menacing daddy 🤤

[starkerhuh]

Peter——> #scare-roused

[starkerintheparker]

Bratty Peter would be like “or what”

[starkerhuh]

Bratty Peter totally would. Walk right up into Tony’s face and be like “Oh yeah? Make me.” and Tony would full-body slam him up against the wall “You better shut that pretty little mouth before i put it to work, sweetheart.”

[notcanoncompliant]

Okay but that last comment murdered me

yES

[starkerkeyz]

I want to write it. Please? Can I?

[parkerrbitch]

I want you to write it. Please- can you?