awfully big adventure

heyo! i'm parker pan, son of peter pan. native to neverland and currently going to asu for literature and creative writing. future author, once i write down all my adventures. before you ask, no pixie dust is not code for drugs, stop asking me to hook you up.

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maggienottingham‌:

So, I got my first paycheck from my new job, today (yes, I got a job, and I’m not talking about it because it’s a lame job). And no prizes for guessing what I got with that juicy paycheck… 

A proper guitar! It’s an electroacoustic, so now all I need is an amp.  But obviously, I can have just as much fun with it without an amp. She is an absolute beauty, and every great guitar has a name, so who wants to help me pick one?  

Nice, does that mean I can expect some serenades outside my window in attempt to woo me?

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text ||ø parlly

Ally: Do you ever wish that you could be as small as a fairy? I lay awake at night knowing that the drink me potion is out there somewhere and could give me that experience, but then again, would you rather be a giant instead? If you could only choose one?

Parker: nah, being small doesn't always look that fun. you think it would be, until you're faced with like, idk a cat or something. i'm already taller than most people, might as well stick with the theme :P

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TEXT ✉️% TURKER

Turtle: Do you think you're stronger than most people because you're PP? Like do the double p's in your name give you more power points to make it through life?

Parker: something like that, sure. i also like to think that my name being close to spiderman's helps. i call it parker power.

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marcoadale‌:

Anyone into dreamology? Just curious, I keep having this dream where there’s a fire in the forest and every time I try to put it out it just starts a different location of the forest. I though it might have been like a warning or something but then I’m in this snow globe and someone’s shaking it.

Not that I know anything about dreams, but maybe the snow globe is like a cage and your dream is trying to tell you to get out more. And hey! Here’s an idea -- an expedition through the forest!

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TEXT ||$ PARLARK

Skylark: That's exactly it, its NOT your job to give me a hard time! I've invited my best friend to movie nights millions of times without anyone giving me any crap, why should that change now? And yeah, I do. I think you'd casually joke about anything.

Skylark: It isn't, get off my wings! It's just me asking Riley to hang out with me like I always do! And even if it wasn't, I'd ask Riley if I could tell you before I did. You know I'm #loyalaf to Riley above basically anybody else, or you should.

Parker: okay, someone is super touchy on the whole subject and i'm on the fence if that makes it more or less fun tbh

Parker: leaning towards....... less

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maggienottingham‌:

True, but what you’re doing more often than not sets a mood. If you want to play  Chumbawumba in your room during your down time, go for it. Doesn’t impact me at all. Unless you want it to, that is.

Setting a mood, I like that topic, let’s focus on that. Let’s say it was gonna impact you, you can’t tell me that’s honestly the worst song to have in the background I mean, what you gonna make me drop whatever it is I’m doing and change it?

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TEXT ✉️ø PANS

Riley: People who like doing stuff and things! I think you're actually a koala. They sleep almost 22 hours a day if they want to, you know.

Parker: man koalas got it made. and hey! i like doing stuff and things! just those stuff and things have to involve me sitting on my ass 😆

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text ✉️@ ponnie

Lonnie: Well it's kinda hard when the rest of the world is telling us to grow up and make adult choices doing adult things. But one big day for child-like activities I think everyone would enjoy that very much! Not sure if the school would sanction an event with alcohol

Parker: that's because they also forgot what it's like to be a kid. pft school sanctioned that's cute. like every party is school sanctioned, come on lonnie. you don't really think that, do you?

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text ✉️⁇ pails

Aileen: Double jointed, fun! I was double jointed in one toe as a kid, it was weird :-p

Aileen: [shot2.mp4]

Aileen: Keep 'em coming ;-)

Parker: i cjn do thgt wirdt hng ans muv e mhy arns anl fukny

Parker: kyayy uhhh i ett ric krjhspes veery mourngig

Parker: thgyer gooc wrh cougfe

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Stardust, Aileen, Lily, Quincy, Adelaide, Olivia

send 6 characters/people and i’ll tell you who i would:

do the sexy love™ with: @ailsbroch

sacrifice myself for: @wingedstargirl

kick: @lilyofthegoth‘s easel, it was an accident!

take to prom: @quincydavis

abandon in jurassic park: @adelaide-charming, if looks could kill, okay. she’s fine.

push off a bridge: @olivia-triton, we’ll both jump! it’ll be fun!

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Skylark, Riley, Marley, Freddie, Jordan, Rosalie

send 6 characters/people and i’ll tell you who i would:

do the sexy love™ with: @jordanjinn. girl’s hot, what else do i have to say?

sacrifice myself for: @rilespan and @skylarkbell

kick: the same

take to prom: @faciliersfreddie

abandon in jurassic park: @princessxymarley knows like kung fu, right?

push off a bridge: @rosalienothale

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Candi, Harper, Johnny, Harriet, Harry, CJ

send 6 characters/people and i’ll tell you who i would:

do the sexy love™ with: @hypewithharper

sacrifice myself for: uh @lacklands we’ll say

kick: harry and probably blame it on cj or harriet

take to prom: @svgarrush

abandon in jurassic park:cj

push off a bridge: harriet

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theo, venus, lonnie, ava, ajax, blake

send 6 characters/people and i’ll tell you who i would:

do the sexy love™ with: @venusfitzherbert

sacrifice myself for: i’d say @warriorprincessli but let’s face it, she can kick anyone’s ass so i’m gonna say... @ava-tremaine.

kick: @theomedici, dude bum fights are a thing, i say we go with it.

take to prom: @warriorprincessli, she can be my wingwoman

abandon in jurassic park: @ajaxapostolos, who’s with me on watching this dude take on some dinos?

push off a bridge: @jungleboyblake would probably jump.

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anja, olivia, dante, evangeline, dolly, ivy

send 6 characters/people and i’ll tell you who i would:

do the sexy love™ with: @dahlialabouff

sacrifice myself for: @eveningstardubois

kick: @danteseaprince, he’s the only dude, seems fair.

take to prom: @olivia-triton

abandon in jurassic park: @ivynotpoison

push off a bridge: @anja-bjorgman

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riley, skylark, harriet, harry, cj, stardust

send 6 characters/people and i’ll tell you who i would:

do the sexy love™ with: @skylarkbell, obviously :) no, i’m kidding, really. i guess i’ll go with harriet because i can’t say @wingedstargirl and make it weird.

sacrifice myself for: @rilespan and @skylarkbell. fight me, i’m saving them BOTH.

kick: and kicking them both.

take to prom: @wingedstargirl

abandon in jurassic park: eh, all the hooks. doubt they’d care.

push off a bridge: nobody this time!

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Who is most likely to go sky-diving with you?

I wanna say @wingedstargirl, and I better be right otherwise I’m disowning her.

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zoetomago‌:

Yikes…that’s a disturbing thought. I really hope not too. I doubt they would. I’m less than 100% sure with Venus though, because I know she’s a little…ya know out there but still. I’m pretty sure no one would use their own parents in a pickup line.

Hey, you never know. First time for everything, right? Honestly, that entire list needs to just not be used, it’s a little weird googling your pick up lines before going out to a bar anyway.