touch sophie & die

i'm running this bitch you're just a dog walker.

[chochoosekira]

[emhayashi-deactivated20140325]

Honestly, I don’t know why I stopped playing. I feel like I’ve betrayed the my motherland.

[parkmad]

Dunno about you, but I stopped playing 'cause I broke my DS screen in sixth grade and Mom wouldn't buy me a fucking new one.

[emhayashi-deactivated20140325]

I haven’t played Pokemon Ruby since I was nine, and it’s pretty clear that I’ve gotten rusty.

[parkmad]

That's so depressing.  I'm crying.

[david-merrick]

I’m stupid? How am I stupid?

[parkmad]

I'll stop fuckin' with you for now and be straight.  For one, I called you useless very blatantly and you being an oblivious fuck reacted confused.  Dense behavior.  Two: never said anything but how you lack critical thinking skills and I didn't want to put forth the effort to explain - it's tiring.  You responded with an insult: elementary style.  Three: you still had to ask as if this was incredibly confusing.  Like, damn, I wasn't even fucking with you that much.

That - that is why you're stupid.  Deuces.

[parkmad]

Merry Christmas.

[david-merrick]

You…. are weird.

[parkmad]

Thanks, but doesn't change the fact you're pretty fucking stupid.

[david-merrick]

How is…. that perfect for me?

[parkmad]

Not good in the critical thinking areas, huh?  I'm not feeling it right now.  Ask me in a month or something.

[david-merrick]

Valentine’s Day is the most useless holiday.

[parkmad]

How perfect for you.

[burningbrights]

[chochoosekira]

[drcoltonphd]

There is a wikipedia article on it but I would highly recommend reading up on it in it’s entirety. It’s so interesting that I’ve read through it maybe three times in the past two weeks.

[parkmad]

Yeah, yeah, okay - how long is it?  A paragraph, just a little stub, or, like, more than a page?

[drcoltonphd]

If you haven’t read about Brain Greene’s nine type of multiverses, you haven’t lived.

[parkmad]

Is there a SparkNotes version?

[kirasunes-deactivated20150804]

[parkmad]

“There are more important things to focus on in life then how you look.” — Arden Cho

[emhayashi-deactivated20140325]

Is it like, all lactose you can’t have? No ice cream? No cream cheese?

[parkmad]

I can have it.  I'll just get the shits - it's, like, whatever.

[emhayashi-deactivated20140325]

Your gas offends me, and I think you should check your privilege. Not all of us can break wind with a glass of milk.

[parkmad]

Um - I'm the one who can't stomach milk.  You're the one with privilege here, milk-drinker.

[emhayashi-deactivated20140325]

Yeesh, woman. Keep the gas in your ass.

[parkmad]

My gas will come out of my ass as much it likes, excuse you.  Stop oppressing it.

[emhayashi-deactivated20140325]

You’re almost homeward bound, man. Freedom is in the air.

[parkmad]

Yeah, sorry, the smell.  Lactose intolerant, you know.