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“Then you better get some in you ASAP before I knock the hell out right on this bar.” Happily, Kelsi grabbed the shot glass and raised it ever so slightly. “Here, here,” she stated before downing her drink.
Wrinkling his nose at the sharp taste stinging his throat, he shook his head before smiling. “So, what’s the plan? Get me so drunk I spend my entire paycheck on drinks for you?”
“Marriage, man, sucks the life right out of ya. Alright, fine, but at least put some drinks in me first so it’ll actually be interesting.”
“So I’ve heard. You wound me, I’m as interesting as can be. Well, after tequila, that is.” Nathan signaled the bartender for two shots before turning back to the girl. “Oh well, here’s to commitment issues and cougars.”
“What even is your job? Know what? Never mind. Who cares? I’ll take anything for free, especially drinks.”
“Bartender. We just get a ton of unhappily-married rich women as customers, which is kind of a blessing. You should care, if I’m buying you drinks, the least you can do is listen to me whine about my life.”
“You had me at ‘hate my job’. It’s like my calling card at this point. That’s at least something, huh? Plus there’s the safety space between you and them. Not that I doubt any one of those cougars could cross over if they really wanted. Still, seems better than pissy housewives going on about their caramel drizzle. Alright, I take it back. You had me at ‘drinks on me’.”
“Is it even possible to work somewhere you even like? Seems like a far away, distant dream. Safety my ass, I’ve been grabbed across the bar and smothered in kisses, which let me tell you, is not as fun as it sounds. I was trying to get lipstick off my face for days. Ah, knew that’d be the part you’d take away from this conversation - free drinks.”
“You know, as much as I hate my job sometimes, I don’t think I’ll ever not love the drunk cougars that tip me like I just stripped for them. Drinks are on me this weekend.”
