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@kelsi-lin
Wrinkling his nose at the sharp taste stinging his throat, he shook his head before smiling. “So, what’s the plan? Get me so drunk I spend my entire paycheck on drinks for you?”
Giving the boy a smirk, she shrugged a shoulder. “I can’t go ahead and give away my evil plans.”
“So I’ve heard. You wound me, I’m as interesting as can be. Well, after tequila, that is.” Nathan signaled the bartender for two shots before turning back to the girl. “Oh well, here’s to commitment issues and cougars.”
“Then you better get some in you ASAP before I knock the hell out right on this bar.” Happily, Kelsi grabbed the shot glass and raised it ever so slightly. “Here, here,” she stated before downing her drink.
Ella felt her features relax just a tiny little bit at the other girl’s comment. Yeah okay, it was kinda gratifying to see Jerry run rather than walk to the storage room so she offered a smile. “It’s a delicate process. You don’t want to grip too hard you might break something you can’t afford to be sued over,” she joked. Kinda. “Yeah, I guess I’m pretty bad at them. Parties. It’s my boss’ big night so I’m still technically on the clock.”
“Your boss, huh? So you’re like the mayor’s lap dog?” she teased, giving the blonde a slight nudge. “That blows, dude. Honestly, you deserve your own bash for dealing with this all this shit.”
“Bartender. We just get a ton of unhappily-married rich women as customers, which is kind of a blessing. You should care, if I’m buying you drinks, the least you can do is listen to me whine about my life.”
“Marriage, man, sucks the life right out of ya. Alright, fine, but at least put some drinks in me first so it’ll actually be interesting.”
“You know, as much as I hate my job sometimes, I don’t think I’ll ever not love the drunk cougars that tip me like I just stripped for them. Drinks are on me this weekend.”
“What even is your job? Know what? Never mind. Who cares? I’ll take anything for free, especially drinks.”
“I saw some guy walking around with a bottle of jack, if that’s what you consider good booze. You look incredibly attractive, by the way. I’d say the dress shopping was worth it.”
“Alright, which one of these dudes is holding out on me? Point ‘em out. You think so? Well, I gotta say, you don’t look half bad yourself.”
“The dress is lovely. And I mean, I’m sure someone can get you what you need. If there was ever a place to hoard good quality and dustier-than-thou old alcohol, it’s here. Let just just–,” enter the return of the firm yet graceful grip on this poor waiter, “Me again, Jerry. Do you think you could go and retrieve the bottles from the store room. The ones used for toasting Marsha’s retirement? Thank you.”
The customer service smile makes a comeback, “Sorry about that. He’ll be back ASAP. I hope the night pick’s up for you.”
With wide eyes, Kelsi watched as the blonde worked her magic. A smirk played on her lips, as she watched Jerry run rather than walk to the storage room. “You gotta teach me how to do that,” she laughed. “You’re pretty intense, blondie. Specially for someone at a party.”
“I forced myself to go dress shopping and there’s not even good booze here? Well, that blows.”
“…Good afternoon.” Tabitha waved to passerbyers as she checked her mailbox. Clearly hung over, she retrieved the mail. Bills and trash.
“Nice bathrobe. That silk? Fancy.”
“Right? Like, I’ll get the nicest colors that are available on my nice and comfy shoes. But that’s about it.”
“Hey, whatever floats your boat, dude. If you wanna wear rainbow clown shoes, than do it. Fuck it, right?”
“You’re the one who said it not me, Kels. And besides Pisces are actually pretty passive aggressive, it’s our downfall unfortunately.”
“You weren’t suppose to agree, duh. Yeah? I was starting to think there wasn’t anything wrong with ya. Good to know you’re not all that perfect after all.”
“A bit. But I wouldn’t expect any less from you.”
“Calling me a bitch now? Wow, didn’t think I’d hear that from you, fishy. Aren’t Pisces suppose to be super nice or whatever?”
“Or it could be me. I never get shoes that are too tight. And I don’t have many heels. So that could be it. I know my friends have had shoes that just hurt. I don’t understand getting shoes that hurt just because they’re pretty.”
“Hell, I don’t care what they look like. As long as they do their job, then that’s that, man.”
“There’s always evidence to burn. Always.”
“Y’know, I learned a long time ago it’s better to not ask any questions and just go with the flow.”
“I almost burned down my shop twice today, if that makes you feel any better.”
“Is it a bitch move if I say it kinda does?”
“Wow, it’s time to burn those shoes. I’ll get the gasoline.”
“You always got gas handy with ya?”
Grinning, Ana nodded. “I’m afraid so. They lived a good long life though. And it means yo uget to get new sneakers. New sneakers always feel amazing.”
“Seriously? Maybe my feet are fucked up or something, but new shoes always make my feet hurt. I get gnarly blisters and everything. It’s pretty gross.”
