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Personal interests, LGBT, legal stuff blog. Suffer with me. I have gin.

[dewydd]

[yubels-deactivated20210922]

runescape snakes appreciation post.

[kingcheddarxvii]

on my wedding night

me: *sobbing*

my wife: what’s wrong

me: I can’t believe a girl likes me

[misgenderisms-deactivated202010]

youre nb but you call yourself a bitch (bitch is a FEMALE dog btw) why???

i am on the FLOOR

[gendergenius]

bitch and bastard are GENDERED terms and thus you must use the neutral: bitchard

[justclosetedthings]

[in-sumerian-haze]

[teyrrorize]

[nyctosaurid]

“if goofy is a dog and pluto is a dog why is one a pet” is the cartoon equivalent of “if man evolved from monkeys why are there still monkeys”

[zagreus]

The implication that Goofy is just a more advanced stage in canine evolution is oddly terrifying somehow

[nyctosaurid]

theres no such thing as ‘more advance’ in evolution. a dogman isnt more evolved than a dog, just as you are no more evolved than an seagull or coral, they are just fitted for different environments and have evolved as such

[dimetrodone]

Goofy is not more evolved the Pluto, Goofy just fills a different ecological niche. While Pluto is just a scavenger and Goofy is an apex predator both play important roles in the ecosystem.

[thekingmickey-deactivated202404]

[chlstarrbaby]

Goofy’s a domestic dog, Pluto is a real one.

[nyctosaurid]

“Why me? I’m domesticated!” is the deepest rabbit hole of a line in the entire disney canon

[thefloatingstone]

[badlydrawnalmsivi]

PSA

[ltcst]

[thegaymerist]

oscar isaac meeting with disney about making poe dameron gay

[karazrel]

art

[karazrel]

[saintdollyparton]

IT GOT BETTER

[ot3-old]

[alvin-flang]

This is the polar opposite to “there isnt a single encouraging word on that screen”

[annabellioncourt]

every single word of this got me increasingly more hype for it so I had to search to be sure  that it’s for real and guys….

it  is  a  real  thing.

“It’s not a Pinocchio for all the family,” he said of his story, set in 1930s Italy. So is it a political film? “Of course. Pinocchio during the rise of Mussolini, do the math. A puppet during the rise of fascism, yes, it is,” said the filmmaker.

SIGN ME THE FUCK UP.

[brazillian-duck]

AAAAAAAAH CARALHOOOOOOOOOOO

[secretlesbiancommunication]

Seventh grade me @ myself: I have a crush on a girl but like, in a straight way

[kaurwreck]

Is It My Mood Disorders or My Clients: a saga

[effiecalvin]

I am the very best at marketing. Amazon Goodreads

[cryptidsnail]

im honestly gonna get it. you had me at “made a homophobe so angry” 

[effiecalvin]

This actually happened! I’ve always felt that if you buy a book where the stated summary is “two princesses attempt to fight dragons and get married” you don’t really have a right to be mad when the book turns out to be about two princesses attempting to fight dragons and get married but what the hell do I know.

[anauthorandherservicedog]

To be fair, maybe the reader expected the princesses to marry the dragons?

Please tell me there’s a sequel where that happens.

BUT ONLY IF THE DRAGONS ARE ALSO LADIES.

[effiecalvin]

Actually, the main complaint was that it was “historically inaccurate” for two princesses to be allowed to get married. Which was weird to me, since this story is not set on earth and I’m pretty sure it is historically accurate for gay couples to be allowed to get married on this super convenient wish-fulfillment fantasy world that I concocted after logging 300 hours in Skyrim. Curiously enough, she didn’t complain about the dragons being inaccurate.

[lynati]

Why is someone complaining about “historical accuracy” in a fantastical with to begin with? …Oh, right, “historical accuracy” is just their way of saying, “a sanitized version of our own history that doesn’t contain any stuff I’m uncomfortable with, whether it was accurate to the time period or not.”

(And you had me at, “Sorry, hon, I haven’t got around to reading it yet.”)

[biandlesbianliterature]

[image description: a graphic of The Queen of Ieflaria by Effie Calvin. On the right side are satirical reviews, with large arrows pointing to the covers with selling points like “Once made a homophobe so angry, they had to delete it off their kindle!” Full description under the read more]

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[sleepy-specter]

the real reason that lgbt love is significantly more important and pure than straight love is because for lgbt kids there’s a sense that maybe you won’t fall in love and you won’t get a happy ending. straight people don’t have that. they grow up surrounded by love stories about them and never have to wonder if there’s a possibility they won’t, at least not to the extent that lgbt kids do, in this essay i will

[apooooorva]