Effie Calvin

i write books where ladies kiss other ladies

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My website (there's a mailing list you can add yourself to!) Book purchase links Patreon Instagram Bluesky

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everyone is trying to climb in my window today

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two birds and just now a big bug

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nature wants to hang out with me

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leaf

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everyone is trying to climb in my window today

[effiecalvin]

two birds and just now a big bug

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nature wants to hang out with me

[effiecalvin]

everyone is trying to climb in my window today

[effiecalvin]

two birds and just now a big bug

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everyone is trying to climb in my window today

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tfw some rando who has been on your friend list ever since you hosted a raid on poke genie back in 2019 tries to take advantage of you with a seriously unfair remote trade like come on guy have all our years of silent indifference meant NOTHING to you????????

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It happened again! Someone requested three of my shinies, two of which can mega evolve, and literally the only thing they had to offer in return was a completely unremarkable impidimp.

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I dreamt that they announced a new Pokémon and it was just Stitch from Lilo and Stitch

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mom says its my turn with the cursed amulet

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not having a functional search system is such a longstanding aspect of tumblr and its culture that I feel like if the staff finally did implement one, the general userbase would just be pissed off

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I wish to purchase an impractically large quantity of beads.

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However many you're imagining, it's more than that

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I'm talking about a completely superfluous quantity of beads.

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I wish to purchase an impractically large quantity of beads.

[effiecalvin]

However many you're imagining, it's more than that

[effiecalvin]

I wish to purchase an impractically large quantity of beads.

[effiecalvin]

If you scribble out or otherwise censor the swear words in a screenshot, I am legally allowed to come to your house and eat your phone.

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if I censor everything but the swear words in a screenshot would you come to me house and regurgitate a brand new phone please

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Let's get married.

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It wouldn't be proper, I am a man you are a woman, we are simply too different, the kingdoms of yuri and yaoi would never allow our betrothal

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Well you gotta fix that then

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We both secretly transition for each other, and it turns into The Gift of the Magi

[effiecalvin]

If you scribble out or otherwise censor the swear words in a screenshot, I am legally allowed to come to your house and eat your phone.

[javascript-official]

if I censor everything but the swear words in a screenshot would you come to me house and regurgitate a brand new phone please

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Let's get married.

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Am I the only one in PoGo who checks to see how long a gym has been held for before taking it so the ppl in it can get max coins?

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Amusing myself at work.

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Everybody shirts

Sometimes

Everybody ties