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Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet and none of it is microwaveable. Therefore, there is no food in this house.

liberalsarecool

#LateStageCapitalism

lady-writes

mysharona1987

This is why fat shaming can have tragic consequences.

subliming

glowithin-deactivated20220219

May you receive a sign this week that puts your mind at ease and fills your heart with hope. 🤍🕊

justlookatthosesausages

I am not ready for the mood guys

cinderfell

hot tip if you wanna play a warlock or another high charisma character but have an irl charisma of like 10:

there’s more than one kind of charisma. the default always seems to be “suave ladykiller/casanova who can and will knowingly manipulate people and do it with a sly smile”, but that’s not the only kind.

i play a 20 charisma warlock who is… none of those things. she’s kind of shy and easily flustered but she IS extremely good-hearted and kind, and she radiates a certain kind of aura that just makes people want to like her and trust her because they can tell she’s a good person.

don’t feel boxed in by traditional portrayals of charisma and let it scare you away from playing classes you’re interested in.

tabletop-rpgs

A great point.

opashoo

That’s how I was taught to interpret charisma. It’s not a strict measure of your people skills. Sometimes people say it’s personal magnitude, or the strength of your will, but it’s not just sexy

Like, I have a Kobold Summoner who believes herself to be a chosen prophet/preacher of the dragons. She’s short-tempered, narcissistic, ill-mannered, and has absolutely no people skills because she hates most people. As a summoner, she has a decently high charisma stat, but she’s not going to be doing any diplomatic work because she’d rather sabotage herself than bend to someone else’s terms, and she’s too self-important to try. Yet that same fire that drives most people away compels people to her, and if she has something to say, then she will make you listen.

mesopelagic

having horns would be incredibly impractical in day to day life but theyd be sexy so does it matter…

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princesstigerbelle

Meowdy howdy

imonlyadumpling

emilyparagraph

Weak Trope: Having a character’s driving motivation be REVENGE up until the last second when they pull the “revenge won’t bring my wife/sister/town/three-eared dog back” and leave the bastard they’ve been hunting down alive.

Strong Trope: Hello! My Name! Is Inigo Montoya! You Killed My Father! Prepare! TO! DIE! *corners count rugen* Beg for your life *slashes cheek* Offer me anything I want in the world! *slashes other cheek* I WANT MY FATHER BACK, YOU SON OF A BITCH. *stabs count rugen to death*

emilyparagraph

Hey guys. I wanna thank you all for enjoying my little text post. It means a lot to me that something so silly resonated with so many of you.

But it’s November 16th, 2018, about 10 pm, and I just learned that William Goldman has died. Goldman was the author of The Princess Bride, which I’m paraphrasing in the Strong Trope up there. He wrote the book and the screenplay to what is one of the most amazing films ever, and one of the most hilarious, loving parodies/pastiches of historical fantasies.

If you’ve never seen The Princess Bride, I highly recommend it. Show it to your whole family. Show your pets. Revel in the swordfights, giants, monsters, games of wit, death, and true love. Join the rest of us in incessantly quoting one of the most quotable movies ever. The book is a little different from the movie, but the core themes and charm are the same.

Thank you, William Goldman, for creating such a lasting, charming legacy with The Princess Bride, an incredible, wholesome story that transcends generations. Rest in peace.