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i love when fantasy novels are about 35 year olds…why is everyone in books 20 or 16 all the time

(defensively) 35 is one of the most normal ages to be

watching death note with my family and after the college entrance episode my mom asked offhandedly if anyone had ever pictured L and light as a couple before. it felt like one single white dove had landed on a crystalline lake in a beautiful pure clearing. no i dont think anyones ever thought of that before

konpiii

The Guardin' Gnome VS The Mid Knight

yamada-ryo

wifi is ok if you are close to the router

pmamtraveller

By Jocelin Carmes

machinot

Share link 10 years ago

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Share link now

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avakynx

mint-swirl

it’s “href” cause that’s the sound you make when you have to write html

dapper-lil-arts

Average Noelle problems.

dapper-lil-arts

Thrilling sequel where a compromise is made.

princessdraconic

New short story, Dizzy. Follow first person through a very unwell trans lesbian's very bad day. Please do take the content warnings seriously.

id like to thank @maidthings for doing a lot of the visual legwork for this piece, including formatting the CSS and making the cover image.

cloudabserk

“fujoshis are harmful to gay men” not this gay man.

cloudabserk

on twitter this got a bunch of responses like “wow even the evil fujoshis? the homophobic yet hypocritically fetishistic ones? what if the fujoshi is racist?” and like well no obviously not in that case.

cloudabserk

“shoutout to everybody from new jersey!” “even the new jersey serial killers…?”

charlesoberonn

Interviewer: So, Vlad, what is the source or your wealth?

Vampire: I have a system. I buy cheap failed products, wait a few centuries, then sell them with a 100,000% markup as rare archeological artifacts.

Interviewer: That's smart.

Vampire: Do you want to see my Google Glass and my Zune?

ir-dr

Day 3840 - 19 July 2026

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.//projectTiGER

yokolate

Motoko Kusanagi The Ghost in the Shell (2026) — 1x02

sawed-on-shotgun

i am of the sincere belief that if ur on ur computer a lot you should visually customize it to high hell and back not just for funsies but also because it has literally made me less depressed before. its kind of like how rearranging your bedroom is good for your brain, yknow. i do stuff like this every few months

sawed-on-shotgun

and if anyone wants to follow suit

LIVE WALLPAPER: wallpaper engine. only thing on here that costs any money (its like 5 bucks on steam). im sure theres free alternatives but this one has a lot of presets and stuff so its less hassle and its what i use. might be a bad idea for lower end pcs tho

CUSTOM TASKBAR: retrobar on github (lots of different options)

CUSTOM CURSOR: theres a lot of places to find these, but rw-designer open cursor library is a good place to start

DISCORD: betterdiscord, im using the clearvision v7 theme with a custom background

EXTENSIONS (these are for firefox, might or might not exist on other browsers):

tabliss for the new tab theme

stylus for tumblr -> specifically the 'tumblr - custom dashboard pallette' theme for colors + bg, and this for the pre-twitterifcation layout

enhancer for youtube for custom youtube colors

the browser theme is just one i found on the firefox theme 'store'

demilypyro

You fool, assuming I'm a dog girl just because I'm trans. I'm a cat girl, the classic, the original. If you tell me what to do I'm gonna lay down and stare at you. If you tell me I'm a good girl my claws are going in your face

demilypyro