parrxtkun

(he/him) the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end

[thyrell]

the way redbubble showcases products in awful minimalist workspaces is such a great source of comedy

[thyrell]

can you imagine being in a rich persons house and it's all horrible postmodernist architecture and neutral colors and they take you to their living room and theres just this

[parrxt]

that's better than everything else in the room combined

[teathattast]

[parrxt]

is knowing personality traits a personality trait

[doqskate-deactivated20240717]

happy home party 🎈

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[ynnesidyad]

Holographic Lisa Frank Major Arcana Tarot Cards 💜💙💚💛🧡❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[parrxt]

*holding a booster pack of tarot cards* i hope i get a holographic shiny charizard *opens pack* OMGGGGGGG

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

Valet: Which is yours?

"Oh the silver SUV!"

[parrxt]

"do you have any idea how little that narrows it down!"

[campyvillain]

anyone wanna hear about the dream i had where toby fox added in a route where you could put spamton on your team but only through extremely specific circumstances

[campyvillain]

ok so the way you’d recruit spamton is youd have to randomly stumble about these 5 loose white pixels scattered about the city called salt stains and then when you go to fight spamton for the first time he stops midway through and looks really dejected and troubled and goes “My keys….I left them.” and then you’re given an option to help him find his keys which is how you could get him on your team and you have to carry him around. for the rest of the game no other party members would join you it’s just you and spamton and you’re made to use spamton to kill a bunch of shit around you and you can’t spare anything like the option just isn’t there. towards the end spamtons faith in you starts to wane and he starts catching on to how you’re not actually going to help him find his keys, you’re just using him. but you have to convince him that you’re on his side. if you failed to do this enemy encounters got more and more infrequent. if you manage to convince spamton you can eventually get to the queen fight where no dialogue is exchanged and berdly isn’t even mentioned once. she disappears after the fight and you sit with him in the middle of the carpet once it’s done. you’re put in a dialogue loop where it’s just him going “I made you proud, didn’t I?” and then an option to select yes or no. if u say yes it’ll just loop and if you pick no spamton limps offscreen like “Well. cant please everyone i guess!” and can’t be encountered again. also you cant return to the light world after this. people called this the salt route and it basically locked your game for good

[campyvillain]

had to illustrate that scene i described at the end because it was so fucking vivid. uh ! youre welcome

[campyvillain]

nearly forgot to mention this happens in salt route too :)

[parrxt]

AND HE NEVER FOUND HIS GODDAMN KEYS

[parrxt]

ever think about blinking and then start blinking manually and because you're blinking manually you start blinking rapidly because you forgot the rate of which you should blink

[glisteringlord]

automatic bread slicer

[daco-showman]

the future is here

[parrxt]

is the bread ok

[jadesdumbstuff]

[parrxt]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

grandfather clock

[lanturn-left-this-blog-deactiva]

The person I reblogged this from is someone I enjoy seeing on my dashboard.

[littlerootveggie]

gregg rulz ok

[parrxt]

AAAA I LOVE HIMMMMM

[koukouvayia]

monch

[parrxt]

how did he peel it

[parrxt]

SOMETIMES I THINK ABOUT BREATHING/BLINKING AND THEN BREATH/BLINK RAPIDLY BECAUSE I FORGET THE RATE I'M SUPPOSED TO BREATH/BLINK

[azulapropaganda]

I just. really wanted an Azula redemption arc. was it too much to ask

[azulapropaganda]

Ok so that was the wrong picture

[azulapropaganda]

ARE YOU GUYS KIDDING ME

[parrxt]

dirt

[unofficialdigby]

Happy Birthday Apollo! 

This cranky eagle is specifically based on the bald eagle, a homage to his birthday, the Fourth of July! He likely gets his name from the Apollo 11, the first manned shuttle to land on the moon! He has the music hobby, and he can often be found singing and dancing to his heart’s content! Apollo is skilled at staying up late (not that hard when fireworks are so LOUD) and he plans to one day be a pilot as a homage to his namesake! He loves his Kilimanjaro coffee with just a splash of milk and sugar, and his favorite song is KK Rock! Wish him a very very happy birthday, pah! 

[parrxt]

That's my birthday too