7th day Octoberist

I support woman coded NKVD like activity because I'm a feminist

[umarell]

[hatchan]

I need to see someone do this exact bit as a drag performance

[beatrice-of-the-stars]

This shit reads like a tumblr post

[vermilionstarlight]

the beach that. makes you dead

[tastylemonbread]

[kaibacorpintern]

in the Egyptian wing of the museum and my boyfriend is like "what are all the time periods of ancient Egypt" and I'm like predynastic, early dynastic, old kingdom which is when the pyramids were built, first intermediate, middle kingdom, second intermediate, new kingdom which includes amarna period and yugioh, third intermediate, and then all the late period stuff and macedonian and roman eras. and he's like run that by me one more time

[deathtofun]

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

[regularlesbian]

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

[villainessbian]

*screams of a witch burning at the stake*

THOU ART CURRENTLY LISTENING TO

*Gregorian chanting*

13.21

*leper bell ringing*

HIGH MEDIAEVAL FM

*recording of John Lackland sobbing as he signs the Magna Carta*

WHENCE COMETH NAUGHT BUT LITURGIES

LITURGIES

AND MORE LITURGIES

*Templar knights praying out loud*

THIS ISN’T THY GRANDMOTHERES STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

[cpericardium]

[horsegirl-stalin]

China sent a woman to the space station and people in the comments are... Denying the Chinese moon landing? Yeah it didn't happen yet, not every rocket is going to the moon

[daco-showman]

It's going up where else is it going if not the moon it can't go to the sun it's too hot

[segamascott]

he seems to be doing a pretty good job tbh

[weepingwitch]

theist accelerationism: the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible so God is forced to intervene

atheist accelerationism: the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible in order to trigger a collapse of the current economic and socio-political structure

agnostic accelerationism: nobody knows why the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible

[greelin]

as one does

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Well actually one could argue that it mainly benefits people in the US

[chaoticfloralz]

They just mean all demographics within the United States I would assume, I've seen people talk like this when talking about laws in other countries as well. The implication is in the fact that the ADA is an American thing. It was already established they were talking about a specific country so the implication carries in the paragraph.

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

The context you're missing is that this was a comment on a post I wrote which didn't mention the US. I am not opposed to Americans discussing their own history and politics, it's the confident assumption that every post which doesn't explicitly state it isn't about the US must be about the US

[inkandguns]

[daco-showman]

Every time I hear someone have such a strong stance against using condoms I feel like I'm on a different planet they literally feel fine you are experiencing misogynist mania

[daco-showman]

Why don't the BITCHES deregulate their hormonal cycles and have medical procedures don't they know what it's like to have a layer of stretchy latex thinner than paper on your sensitive MANCOCK

[daco-showman]

Every time I hear someone have such a strong stance against using condoms I feel like I'm on a different planet they literally feel fine you are experiencing misogynist mania

[seshrat]

easily the funniest part of the wigan kebab video is that the guy who's walking in like he's just stepped into an alien planet is from liverpool and lives, at maximum, an hour's drive away

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Medical worker I interpreted for on a call yesterday kept referring to me as "Mr. Interpreter Man" every time he wanted me to say something to the patient and this was all I could think of the entire time

[thcgummy-deactivated20211107]

[jukers]

And his name is literally Kevin

[490hertz]

i identify so much with this

[crazy-brazilian]