This is so dumb, I canât believe I got away with it
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This is so dumb, I canât believe I got away with it
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Updated [this]! Now the Blackwatch familyâŠâŠis completeâŠâŠ.BlepwatchâŠâŠâŠ
This will be a print for APCC!!
Hey, Screen Rant, stop
WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT
MEN
ALSO
ARE
GIVEN
UNREALISTIC
EXPECTATIONS
DO YOU HAVEÂ ANYÂ FUCKING IDEA
HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS
TO LOOK LIKE THIS???
ITâS 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION! Â MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIESÂ ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.
Iâm bringing back the REAL post. Â For those of you who care enough about how body image issues effect BOTH MEN AND WOMEN and how ignoring men with eating disorders or who have depression or deep insecurities because of their body image is not just ignorant, but itâs horribly insulting. Â Making fun of this post means you are telling men who feel degraded that they should feel bad about themselves and that they donât mean anything. Â For everyone who reblogged the posts that made fun of this original post, shame on you. Â Iâm very disappointed. Â Please share the original because this is an important issue.
Also raised to my attention is I neglected to add people of color to this post, I am sorry for my negligence so I shall add bonus images here of unrealistic expectations for men of every race, I chose Menâs Health Magazine because itâs extremely popular in telling men how to look:
No, guys, you donât understand. I just got so relieved seeing this original post again that I nearly cried.
Bless the blog that brought the original back!
Hereâs the original post without some of you asshats changing the pictures
This is actually the VERY FIRST TIME Iâve seen the original post, which goes to show how quickly people turned it into a joke. I confess that I did laugh at some of the absurd replacement images in the other versions, and I feel guilty for that now because I, like many, was missing an extremely important message.
To all of my male followers who struggle with self-esteem: I support you too. Even though Iâm really quiet and have a bad habit of going weeks or months without posting, I WILL be there for you if you come to me wanting to talk or just vent. Thatâs a promise.
Another thing to note that in all, ALL, of those pictures the men are actively flexing. And often such defenition for shoots is exaggerated by dehydration, airbrushing and photoshopping. That chiseled look isnât a look you can acheive at rest without literal implants. Here are 2 examples of flexed vs relaxed:
And you know what? Dollars to doughnuts none of the above muscular looking guys are as strong as these men:
These are strongmen. These are the bodies of men that train for strength, not defenition. These guys can practically lift cars and drag trains.
So men of the world that get depressed about not looking like you just stepped off a magazine cover, relax. You donât have to look like that. You are handsome, beautiful and fantastic the way you are.
Completely agree.
Donât expect perfection from anyone, love the person, not their body.
Boys, youâre perfect just the way that you are <3
You all need love.
I was always impressed with the world strongest men contests. They all look like men who eat all the piesbut christ.. There supermen!!!! Go for that guys.. Go for the world strongest supermen.. Fock 6 packs.. Be happy with what you were given.. Your fab as you are!!
All the men on the maternal sÂ
What I was TRYING to say before hitting the wrong button.
On the maternal side of my family everyone, especially the men, were large even though they grew up and lived in the High Peak area of Derbyshire. The only picture of one of them looking âthinâ is one of my great uncle George, who as a prisoner of war of the Japanese was forced to work on the trans Burma railway. Except he wasnât so much thin as looking like a walking skeleton, and that was taken when he got home 18 months after he was released.
I myself played rugby for my school and regularly walked the Snowdonia mountains were I grew up, and I have always been deemed âunhealthily obeseâ and therefore worthy of ridicule for being stupid and lazy.Â
Merle: I still remember dadâs last words: âoh fuck, itâs a bus!â
Todayâs aesthetic: photos of lurking animals that one wouldnât reasonably expect to be capable of lurking.
Proof needed
McCree, about to ult in the middle of the point:
Soldier: what are you doing? arenât you going to stack ults with the mei whoâs calling it out?
McCree: nope
Soilder: mccree youâre at 50 hp what could you possibly be doing
McCree, beginning his ult pose: the final yeehaw
guys, i just invented a new way to hold a pen :]
AAA HONEYY PLEASE REST
FIRMLY GRASP IT
Oh McCreeâŠ
Happy Friday the 13th
âBecause, pretty much my whole life Iâve wanted to fight some guys on the roof of a speeding train.â
â Jesse McCree, in the comic âTrain Hopperâ
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McGenji!! "You ain't nothin' but a hound dog" đ¶
When he first joins Blackwatch, Genji hates the sound of McCreeâs voice. He cannot imagine hating a voice more, except maybe for Hanzoâs cold with rage or his own and its new cybernetic lilt. Every time McCree says something it rubs him the wrong way, no matter how innocuous or innocent or important a something it might be. It takes everything in him not to tell the other to shut up more often than he does, and he tells him to shut up a lot. As far as Genjiâs concerned, unless itâs mission-necessary they shouldnât be talking at all.Â
McCreeâs a bit put-out, but heâs a grown man, he can handle the new guy not liking him, even if he doesnât get why. Sometimes itâs just like that, he knows.Â
This goes on for quite some time, until theyâre on a mission together and Talon blows up a building on top of them. They both survive, obviously, but their comms are damaged and theyâre trapped in the basement with no apparent way out. McCree spends a lot of time cursing and looking for an escape route; Genji stays on the ground, because there is a truly horrifying amount of the ceiling pinning him there. McCree canât even dig him out because the one time he tried, the pile shifted.Â
McCree finally runs out of places to check for escape routes and falls silent, trying to think. Thereâs got to be something he can do, some trick he hasnât thought of yet, some kind ofâ
âKeep talking,â Genji rasps from the ground.Â
England fans really having the biggest bitch about how many cards Croatia deserves whilst ignoring the number of times their own players have been lucky to avoid being pulled up for deliberately holding players back by the shirt is honestly ridiculous