Bad Overwatch Quotes

"The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine." -Jack Morrison

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Ang, could you either remove these bandages or kill me?

McCree

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Morrison: I'm not sure about this part where I say I want to be a Commander for all people. I mean, do I? You know, ALL of them?

Ana: How about real people?

Morrison: Oh yeah, that's good. And then we can figure out what I mean later.

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McCree: I just want someone to take me out.

Genji: Like on a date, or with a sniper gun?

McCree: Surprise me.

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Young Fareeha: Am I made out of atoms?

Reyes: Yeah. Everything is.

Fareeha: Are shadows? Are dreams?

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Moira: If I was going to date a man, you'd be the last man I would date.

McCree: You'd be lucky to have me.

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Ana: There's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome.

Fareeha: Hello, mother.

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Doomfist: That doomsday device better work! Otherwise, you'll be swimming with the fish!...Fish, right? Or is it fishes?

Sombra: Fish or fishes?

Doomfist: Well, which is it?

Sombra: Both are correct plural forms of the singular word fish.

Doomfist: You're very smug right now, aren't you?

Sombra: A little bit.

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McCree: I think I have a way outta here, but you gotta trust me on this.

Genji: No.

Reyes: Yeah, I don't think so.

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Reaper: What do you think of all this?

Moira: I'd be thankful if we could just eat.

Sombra: You just spent thirty minutes talking about the deep state. You don't have an opinion on your own organization?

Moira: None of my business.

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Doomfist: I do not know of women and their feelings, but I know they nurse their hurts like wailing newborns.

Widowmaker: I feel a surge of desire to see your nose broken.

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I've been dating Moira for 9 months and I always keep her picture on my phone case. Whenever I face difficulties in life I take out my phone and stare at her picture. It comforts me knowing that if I can survive being in a relationship with this psychopath, I can survive anything.

Angela “Mercy” Ziegler

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Soldier: I'm gonna take you out.

Reaper: Great, it's a date.

Soldier: I meant that as a threat.

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Morrison: Do you have any queens?

Fareeha: Yeah, two big ones.

Reyes: Okay, it was funny the first time, now it's just getting mean.

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I'm not doing anything else for men today.

Angela “Mercy” Ziegler

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Winston: What are you doing up there, McCree? Satellite dish trouble?

McCree: Nah, I'm just up here to kill myself.

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I told Moira I really like ghosts and she said, 'Are you being serious or are you just saying that in case one is listening?

Gabriel “Reaper” Reyes

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Doomfist: I am the smartest, most skilled member in this group.

Sombra: Is your hand stuck in that vending machine?

Doomfist: I paid for my Cheetos. I'm getting my Cheetos.