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[he/e/they/ey/em] Multi fandom stuff and shitposts. u don’t know what i’m talking about and neither do I.

[partlysharky]

“trans women have it worse,” “no trans men have it worse.” ok well we both live in the same homeless shelter and it’s our turn to clean the oven

[partlysharky]

I am smelling phantom bush. what’s going on

[partlysharky]

update: I fucking knew it! I fucking knew it was my healing septum piercing!!!

[partlysharky]

I am smelling phantom bush. what’s going on

[partlysharky]

turns out that when ppl say they “want to go out today” they mean tonight. they mean go to the party that starts at 10pm. I can’t do it I can’t do it anymore and i’ve only done it a few times I can’t. partying is like a chore to me and it’s so fucking draining but it feels like that’s the only way to do anything on this fucking planet

[partlysharky]

ok ok, walkable city yeah. but i’m too fucking tired to walk???

[emoboy-cunt]

sometimes it is hotter if a boy doesn’t want T at all and gets forced into it anyway. hearing your own voice start to change, little by little, into what I want, which is that cute awkward teen boy pitch. you don’t want an adorable little cock that’s hard all the time? you know that makes it way better, right? I’ll put you on an extra high dose so that you don’t have time to get used to it. you’ll be so constantly wet and needy for me that it’s impossible to think straight <3

[partlysharky]

“Shark puppy or shark kitty?” How about shark puppy 4 shark kitty. What if I want shark dog x shark cat. What then.

[transmen-on-top]

I hate omegaverse so much, but I think it would be funny and hot to have a double trans man. Female > Male, Omega > Alpha. Double forcemascing this dude so he can pound and demasculinize some arrogant alpha.

[partlysharky]

BREAKING: Guy with smell kink has a freshly pierced nose! What will he do? Will he last without sniffing bush?

[partlysharky]

benedict and eloise bridgerton are two ends of the aro spectrum

[partlysharky]

would u rather have a mean roommate who is smart or a nice roommate who is stupid

[partlysharky]

playing Booger Eating simulator after making lemonade by picking the dried pulp off my clothes, rolling it into a ball, and secretly eating it

[partlysharky]

found this on the ground who is this

[partlysharky]

after working at the Hell Store, I am now working at the Chill Store. I wonder if it’ll last

[partlysharky]

update I fucking hate my manager!!! I work at the Misandrist store!

[partlysharky]

after working at the Hell Store, I am now working at the Chill Store. I wonder if it’ll last

[partlysharky]

I think we need to talk more about how a lot of ppl fall victim to gaslighting bc they’re so open minded. When someone is lying to me, I usually don’t think it’s intentional. I usally think it’s either that they’ve been misinformed or they have a bad memory. And i’m not one to judge someone for that. However, I sometimes must consider that the person DOES know what they’re talking about and is using the conversation to study how I respond.

That being said, the next time someone tries to argue w me that soda is healthier than water, i’m just going to get up and leave.

[partlysharky]

proud to announce i’m constipation FREE today! I just shit the longest thickest log in YEARS! no more poop for me!

- guy who’s gonna poop more later