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[thecatsmustbecrazy]

special delivery

[fgrobichiko]

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

[catsofinstagram]

From @hobbikats: “Have a honking good weekend from the laundry goblin god himself. “ #catsofinstagram

[source: https://instagr.am/p/B-2n4WeHPqR/ ]

[hergyschmergy]

Oh fuck 🥺

[oraclesofnorway]

Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.

“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”

[andrewbelami]

Look at her STRUT!!! She is dragging that endorphin for filth and using that filament as her runway, bitch.

[thesadghostclub]

[ruinedchildhood]

Please rise for the national anthem.

[hergyschmergy]

The 👏🏻 national 👏🏻 anthem 👏🏻

[henrycavilledits]

HENRY CAVILL + explaining stuff more like “Toss a coin to your teacher”

[hergyschmergy]

Can he be my teacher? 🥺

[fatmdaily]

Florence Welch singing “Part Of Your World” from (The Little Mermaid)

[stupidpetface]

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

fucking GET you

[daygaunt]

[saiasus]

[thepupupthere]

[memewhore]

[audreynical2]

Star Wars: The Fierce Awakens

[coat]

Luke… I am…

SICKENING

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[cerastes]

[midden-maiden]

This is how archaeologists hunt

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

We couldn’t find any bones so we’ll just have to make some

[anxietyproblem]

[viostormcaller]

This makes me laugh so fucking hard every time I see it

[xantenex]

Bottoms be like that too

[neckkiss]

RAINBOW BABY.

[k-eke]

PSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSP

[cannotunsee]

The Toughest Question of Our Time?

[charizord]

The “you are not allowed to kill yourself” sent me somewhere LMFAOOO

[tarynel]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[boredpanda]

[badjokesbyjeff]

A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her front pocket and thinks:

Some asshole has my pen

[kateosaurus-rex]

Change your handle Jeff