That’s for you. You did that.
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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That’s for you. You did that.
Janelle Monáe for GQ Magazine by Pari Dukovic
The amount of times I could have been that white girl in the horror movie could honestly be a movie in itself and it’s honestly a waste that my entire life isn’t constantly recorded on film because it would be HILARIOUS
1. That one time I decided to see what was past the old gate in the woods, but when got there it had been smashed in half and there was a decapitated sheep head with no skin just off the trail, so instead I just turned around and went home.
2. That time some friends and I went camping and we found a pile of bones wrapped in a garbage bag buried under a log, but the adult supervisor told us it was nothing, so we just put it back and didn’t talk about it again.
3. The time I was getting chased through the woods at night and I realized “wait it’s dark as fuck” so I just held still until the guy gave up and left.
4. The time this dude said he was in love with me and so he was going to cut my head off and dump my body in a lake, so I told him to grow the hell up, but then he got caught stealing girl’s underwear a day later and I never saw him again
5. That one time in college where I was taking a shortcut on my home at night and a car followed me into a dark alley, so I stared directly into the driver’s side of the window and walked towards it to psych them out
6. The night I was out on a walk and this old guy told me he’d locked his keys in his truck and that he needed someone my size to crawl in through the back window for him, so I told him “you know that sounds super suspicious right” and told him where to find a pay phone for a tow truck instead
7. The one time this random guy on the street said he was in love with me and so he was going to follow me home on my bus, so I clapped him on the shoulder and told him that if he got that close to my bus then I was going to throw him under the wheels, but then this really nice homeless man from Nigeria told the guy to fuck off and then checked to make sure he didn’t follow me onboard
8. That big cat with yellow eyes who I found in a well and brought home who used to put rotting meat in my closet and wake me up by chewing on my face, until I put him back outside and never saw him again.
9. My one cousin who used to come over for the summer who kept calling me ‘piñata’ and hitting me with sticks, until he went back home and was sent to juvie cause he finally got caught torturing animals
10. The time I got lost on the way to a meeting and wound up at a circus tent instead, and got followed by a full-out clown for three vacant street blocks
11. The pet hamster I had when I was seven who would scream all night and eventually escaped by ripping a bar out of its cage and wiggling through the hole. My mom caught it and put it back but it lived another year and a half until one night the screaming just stopped
12. The time I was whistling in the woods and something started whistling back, so I went home
13. That one night at summer camp where a group of girls got together to play ‘bloody mary’ in the lavatory and invited me to come with them so I said “no thanks” and stayed with the camp councillors and drank soup instead.
14. The old abandoned house I just moved into with the door that leads into a big empty room full of dirt and empty cooking pots that I just sort of… locked up forever and never go near
15. Once when I was at an ihop I saw a coffee mug do a full 360º spin with nobody touching it, so I said ‘that was neat’ and never ate there again
16. The time I took a photo of a big old raven sitting on the crucifix on top of the old town church cause it was the most goth thing I’d ever seen, right? But then it swooped down towards me, so I apologized immediately for being rude, and I felt a little silly for a while but the car that hit me on the way home didn’t even leave a bruise so idk be nice to birds
Sorry I know I bring this shit up a lot but sometimes im awake at night and I just. keep thinking
I think the secret to survival is to be good to animals, stay away from men, and say “no thanks” to everything else
My best friend and I might be fighting(?) (ignoring each other?) (Failing to communicate which is weird for us) and I literally feel like my heart is about to fall out onto the floor.
*screams*
13 years ago today, Pepsi’s Super Bowl commercial starring Beyoncé, BritneySpears, Pink & Enrique Iglesias was premiered. #PepsiGladiators
Damn these were simpler times
so lemme break this down
-lord caesar iglesias, who does not sing in this musical commercial, has captured britney spears, pink, and beyonce to battle it out gladiator style -our trio decides instead of fighting, they will instead rock so hard that the audience forgets about their battle to the death -their musical prowess is so damn powerful they rock the foundation of the earth and overthrow caesar iglesias along with his stash of ancient roman pepsi -beyonce, britney spears, and pink drink pepsi while the audience cheers -enrique iglesias is eaten by a lion
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in sixth grade you were either a cucumber melon bitch or a warm vanilla sugar bitch
the fuck does this mean
this is japanese cherry blossom erasure
Ember Moon is unfazed after an attempted toss by Sarah Logan.
Dance to anything
What kind of customer service voice are you?
The Sweet Southerner
heavy southern accent (genuine or put-upon), super candy sweet tone that will give the customer cavities
“honey” “y’all” “ain’t” “oh my goodness” “you’re very welcome hun”
1920s Pep & Charm
talking like you’re the owner of the local sodafountain (or john mulaney)
“by golly” “attaboy” “why/yes of course!” “yep/yeppers!”
The Helpful Dude
very casual yet earnest language, cali surfer aesthetic
“yeah man” “i got you dude” “cool cool cool” “no prob” “uhhhh”
Dealing With a Baby Boomer
very confident professional language in case they think you’re not qualified, no contractions, avoiding “uhhh” or “ummm,” faking that you checked with your supervisor and give them the exact same info you gave them before
“yes ma’am/sir” or just “yes/no” “you’re welcome” “one moment please”
I Am The Manager
all kinds of authority in tone, almost euphoric in nature while also being polite even though they’re yelling on the other end of the line/counter
:) I AM THE MANAGER :)
Present But Mentally Done
lots of paralanguage, for example “mhm” “mmm” “uhhhh” *sigh*
flat speech, tired, is present but not really wanting to help or be here at all, may sound a little drunk but not actually drunk. just tired
Sympathetic Sally
tone of voice so caring that it could put a therapist to shame, wanting to help, on the customer’s side
“oh i am SO sorry about that” “let’s see what we can do!” “this is how i can help you” “i apologize profusely”
Military Background
very short responses, no-nonsense tone with minimal emotion, uses military alphabet to spell things, keeps conversation as fast and efficient as possible
“yes/no” “affirmative” “i can do that”
There’s Nothing I Don’t Know
super confident, everything you say sounds like The Law, customers are almost intimidated by your knowledge
“according to our policy” “there is a fee for…” “your coupon is expired, no exceptions”
I Know Nothing
taking messages is your forte, unsure sounding tone, deflecting responsibility
“i can take a message and contact my supervisor” “let me confirm and get back to you” “i’ll get my manager”
And lastly,
The Millenial:
No Problem :)
Drew Gulak is getting hotter and hotter and idk how to deal with it
Come On And Slam And Eat A Plate Of Ham
i’m vegan
Come On And Slam And Eat A Fucking Yam
WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK
She’s so badass!! I love her
She dead ass just went ‘DJing? Hard? Not for me’
She’s one of the most talented children I’ve ever seen
She’s so beautiful and talented :)
rb this with how long you’ve been on tumblr and what ur blog was initally about vs what’s it about now
people who made blogs before 2012 are the Ancient Gods talked about in fantasy
How well do you see color?
I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind
so everyone is aware, a lower score on this means a better score.
I got a 30!!!!!!!! Yes!
7, but i’m an art student so
Yoooo if only I could draw I’d be golden
I got ZERO!!! I see ALL the colours.
I got a 2 holy shit. Makes sense because I’m so drawn to bright makeup.