[luxgalador]

[luxgalador]

me to the other room: “SOCKS YOU’RE ON MY DASH AGAIN”

[ms-cellanies]

99% of the time FRIENDLY street cats were once someone’s pet who were dumped on the street.   Connor did the right thing by her, taking her in and taking her to the vet.  She’ll be much safer inside and with someone who cares for her.

[truelunarblue-deactivated202006]

SOCKS!!!!!

[avid-windex-consumer]

SOCKS AHHH

[average-indescribablyso]

@party-in-the-sin-bin this be you n marbles

[party-in-the-sin-bin]

You don't adopt a cat, they adopt you haha

[damianmcgintleman]

everyone talks about the folgers coffee incest commercial but remember the quizno’s commercial where the guy was fucking the toaster oven?

[mslockheart]

what the fuck

[flyawaymax]

what the fuck

[rose-mcgowan-stan-blog]

a MALE toaster oven

I support their forbidden gay love

[clearlyconfounded]

“Not doin that again that burned”

“We both enjoyed that.”

I’m dying how did this get produced

[suspicious-robot]

He also looks down at his dick when he said it burned

[lunacide059]

@nottweak

[thinblackbeauties]

“Put it in me Scott"😫😂😂😂😂

[average-indescribablyso]

@party-in-the-sin-bin I mean. Incest as is still pretty up there with NICE PRICE but this ad is hilarious too

[party-in-the-sin-bin]

Hahaha quiznos always does weird commercials

[grit-and-gasoline]

[average-indescribablyso]

@party-in-the-sin-bin

[party-in-the-sin-bin]

Just show up to texas and let's go

[fuks]

[average-indescribablyso]

@party-in-the-sin-bin you with ice cereal...

[party-in-the-sin-bin]

It's the poor college student's dinner!

[c0ffee-and-literature]

I know I miss you because it happens in daylight. When I’m driving down a road with a view and the sun is hitting me, I think of how good you’d look beside me. And how great your laugh would sound, joining me when I’m out with friends. Or how much warmer the bed would be with you in it.

- S.A // I miss you even when I’m not lonely

[earthstory]

hannahsophi

[shindysbaby]

you know what sucks? everything bye

[kitty]

snug like a bug in a rug

[000million]

Today’s mood

[babyanimalgifs]

[catherine-elizabeth]

burned

lightly toasted

[dateadork]

date a dork who makes your cheeks hurt from smiling too much

[books-in-order]

Ready for the office !

[leahberman]

[disc80s]

https://instagram.com/p/BdsOK7mB3D1/

[animalsnaps]

Animal snaps

[jxennyjj]

To my future wife,

I can’t wait to wake up next to you in the middle of the night and wrap my arms around you. I can’t wait to travel and explore around beautiful places with you. I can’t wait to go home to you everyday.I can’t wait to cook with you while music is blasting out loud and we’re both dancing and giggling. I can’t wait to be in your arms whenever I feel clingy. I can’t wait to kiss you every morning and every night before we sleep. I can’t wait to watch late night movies with you while we’re cuddling.I can’t wait to create more memories with you. I can’t wait to grow old with you. I can’t wait to continue to show my love for you forever. Lastly, I can’t wait to spend my entire life with you, every second & moment.

[randomsplashes]

this tweet gets me

[w-ruu]

This is what I think about constantly why being an adult is kinda depressing unless your job is in a creative field but you shouldn’t have to have to get paid to do stuff in the first place. Theres really no freedom

[laughingbytheshore]

This is me every Monday through Friday from 9 AM to 5 PM

[party-in-the-sin-bin]

God same

[gloriousdarling]

“If a book is well written I always find it too short.” Sense and Sensibility, Jane Austen