Wheezy

20 / I’ll be attending EMT school in the spring / mascot for Morton Salt Company

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bbparker]

Sebastian uploading this and god I HOPE it’s real ✨☝️

[bucki-barnes-moved]

We lost friends. We lost family. We lost part of ourselves.  

[starkexposition]

tony: wow! at last! i’m starving, dehydrated! oxygen levels are depleting and i will no longer be able to breathe by the morning! it’s about time! time to sleep, goodbye life it’s been real its been fun but it hasn’t been real fun! haha can’t believe it’s finally happening. good night! *closes eyes*

carol: *taps on glass* hey wake up asshole

tony: *starts crying*

[killowave]

[nalawitchie]

2008 - it started with “I am Iron Man”

2019 - it ends with “I am Iron Man”

[killowave]

[hyeocake]

THANK YOU CHRIS PRATT FOR GIVING US THIS VIDEO!

[bykareenaa]

Steve : Hail Hydra.

The entire audience: you wicked bitch.

[whenthingsgoterriblywrong]

[armsofstranger]

Quill: I’m Peter Quill. People call me Star Lord.

Peter: wait Peter Quill?

Quill: yeah? what?

Peter *who watched a buzzfeed unsolved about his disappearance*: oh my god.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“OH NO YOUTUBE WAS RIGHT”

[ellenripleysbelieveitornot]

Ryan Bergara, somewhere in the distance:

[delmondo]

lemme tell ya somethin’, new york is da greatest fuckin’ city in da world. my city. i was a kid in dese streets, i stahted in da fuckin’ gutta, and i made it to da top.

[peachcookie]

[karottecake]

Drew some disco Deaky! [My Instagram account]

[svetanda]

I had in mind this Hogwarts AU for Queen for a while now and I’m happy that I finally finished this! I still haven’t thought about their boggarts, patronuses and wands but there’s time for everything

[lgbtmadd]

When I’m concentrated daydreaming while I’m listening to music and someone talks to me

[sisyphusshrugged]

everyone shut the hell up… it’s rhubarb season

[peanutdream]

let’s play a randomized nuzlocke.

no.

no no. no no no no.

YES.

NOO.