Party Like Its 2129!

Hi! Sorry I missed you I'm probably. panic-ing! @ the disco.

[hardknockstrokes]

The guys hooked me up with a good looking pineapple for prom. I “sedjuiced” him later

I regret nothing

And that’s how I ended my senior year

Lesson: Never be ashamed to go alone

[izzysinspace-blog]

OH MY GOD 

[justbadpuns]

How does a Japanese dog say hi? Konichihuahua

[smartaveragebears]

hearing the word ‘salty’ in it’s original context is so weird now bc someone could literally just say ‘these pringles are so salty’ and I’ll just be thinking damn who’ve those pringles been vagueing about now

[clungetastic-deactivated2014120]

my drug dealer cracks me up

[amypoehler]

[annemarina-deactivated20200527]

ATTENTION: I need attention

[gaykuvira]

wow i cried too much today im never feeling an emotion ever again

[pennysfitzgerald-deactivated201]

thank god i didn’t miss this extremely important email from tumblr

[kumagawa]

[hamishwatson]

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

[distinguishedbaloney]

[aaropostle]

Remember when Katy Perry found a loaded gun in Rihanna’s purse during the VMA’s.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[mypugobsession]

[suspend]

its never safe to use tumblr beside your parents

[victorpopejr]

[toocooltobehipster]