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[pascalscoffin]

Pedro Pascal Masterlist

Requests accepted and encouraged!! I write for ANY type of reader!! (Afab, Amab, plus size, skinny, poc, non-poc, gender neutral it doesn’t matter to me)

Installations with a * have smut in them or content pertaining to sexual activities in them

I’ll write for all Pedro Pascal characters (and yes this includes Claudia Flores and Silva and Mr. Ben shut up) (Silva literally has a son, man is bisexual therefore I will in fact write Silva x fem reader as well as Silva x male reader)

Joel Miller

Away from the Devil -series- (ongoing)

Among The Fields -series- (first part coming soon)

You + Me Is All We Need (no x reader) (focused on Joel and Sarah)

Get Up (no x reader)

Javier Peña

L'informateur *

Muñequita -series- (ongoing)

Curvilínea *

Dieter Bravo

Bad Idea *

Claudia Flores

Tentaciones Sáficas *

[tyaz]

No cat has ever hated me by the way. So the question is, what are you guys doing wrong

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

When I was 8 the feral cat that visited our garden let me touch it after a month of sitting quietly near it and leaving it food.

i scratched it under it’s ear and it enjoyed it so much he leaned his head aaaall the way into it until he toppled over and smacked himself on the ground

This made him very mad at me; he hissed, swiped me with full claws and ran away. Evil behaviour from me.

[pascalscoffin]

My cat gets pissed when I talk too loud near him

(He screams at me until I pick him up every time I get home this man does not hate me)

[nonetoon]

[nonetoon]

I made this in reference to comic/game stuff but I’m glad to see this one’s going over well with all the writers

[sarroora]

Reblog to give your followers and mutuals the strength to continue

[pascalscoffin]

Away From The Devil Masterlist

The trees have eyes and the earth doesn’t hold secrets. When you’re on the run from the devil, only he can see how close you’ve gotten to him. There is no boundaries or hurtles for a beast who never tires waiting for his prey.

Full Pedro Masterlist

Installments with * have smut or content pertaining to smut in them

Pt. I

Pt. II

Pt. III

Pt. IV

Pt. V

Pt. VI

Pt. VII

Pt. VIII

Pt. IX

Pt. X

Pt. XI coming soon

[pascalscoffin]

I’ve rewritten chapter eleven twice now and I’m about to rewrite it AGAIN so that’s what’s taking so long please don’t give up on me😭😭

[pedrohub]

MATERIALISTS 2025 | dir. Celine Song

[pascalscoffin]

HARRY SHES WARNING YOU RUN BEFORE YOU GET YOUR PERFECT HEART BROKEN

[pascalscoffin]

Is it just me or is Gut Punch/Dont Meet your Idols slightly season 2 Ellie and Joel coded?

… I need this edit now. Like immediately

[milfsisyphus]

stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction

[vampcraft-deactivated20231205]

i think as adults it’s our responsibility to be nice to kids and treat them with the respect we wish we got at that age and im not kidding or exaggerating in the least

[neuer-fruehling]

[pascalscoffin]

It’s because most act as if their childhood trauma is the only childhood trauma that actually matters

[pearlthegurl]

Competence 🫦

[pascalscoffin]

The eyebrow lift😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[pascalscoffin]

Has any one else noticed that when a non-binary person says they “don’t care” what people call them that even though they usually specify that they prefer they/them people almost always only refer to them as their assigned gender??

[iamasaddie-deactivated20251105]

a heartbreaking scene, but his reaction took me the fuck out

[almondcrssnt]

how it feels to watch The Last of Us without some fuckass complaining about tiny changes

[tv-opinion]

and once again being patient before hating on something pays off because knowing that one of the last things joel ever said to ellie mirrored what his dad said to him really re-contextualizes the “i’m gonna be a dad” scene

[ellies-enrichment]

man that doesn't know the difference between being held at gunpoint and singing a song

[pascalscoffin]

Let’s be honest if Ellie had a gun she would’ve held it on him😂😂

“It’s my fucking birthday” *click* “sing”

[peechglaze]

I’ve seen people saying its a “plot hole” that jesse found the theatre and figured out thats where ellie and dina were but…in the game ellie and dina conveniently stumble upon places tommy had been multiple times? and no one called that a plot hole? so hows it unrealistic for jesse to do the same in the show…? he also literally says him and tommy split up to cover more ground. the constant double standards are kinda annoying sorry 🤷‍♀️

🙂‍↕️I agree, anon!

There are certainly parts of the game that get a lot of grace, even when they're overly convenient to the story or not quite realistic.

I'd argue that it's a bit wild that the one patrol that Abby goes after just happens to be the one that Joel is on. Call it fate or a really unfortunate coincidence, but it's certainly convenient for the plot. It also takes them like... two months to get to Jackson? Which is a long time even taking into account roads being blocked and them running into trouble. I doubt they went on foot, and Abby had some vague idea of where they were in Wyoming, so them taking so long doesn't make a lot of sense. And even if they didn't know, Jackson Hole is really close to the border of Wyoming, so it'd be one of the first places they'd come across....

It's the same as, like you mentioned, Ellie and Dina finding Tommy's horse. Them going under the exact same overpass as he did, even after falling into the school and getting chased around by WLF is mighty convenient. (for the record I'm not genuinely criticising these things!! I think they're fine and don't need extensive explanation)

But this is just stuff that happens because it needs to. You literally cannot drive plot along without things like this happening. The characters need things to find, people to see and talk to, events to occur to keep them going.

I think Jesse finding the theatre is fine. It's not impossible for him to have found evidence of their path, overheard WLF soldiers mention the two women they lost in the subway, or for him to look at places like a giant theatre that they could hole up in. The whole reason he went was to find them, so he's going to search.

You can criticise the show to your hearts content, and if Jesse finding the theatre genuinely troubled you then that's okay. But i do think it gets to a point where people are just criticising every single thing they can out of hate for the show, which I would imagine would get quite tiring.

[morganscampfire]

that's our movie star 🥹🥹 lux in the backgroundd

[rnackenzie-deactivated20130805]

i wanna respect everybodys opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible