pasha_sai.mp3

come monday night the day of work is done tuesday morning lose the grey of odinariness start by putting off your chores and all the crushing bores say your morning prayers sing a rousing song then sing it on the LONG WALK HOME

[pashaxsai]

thoroughly-millie:

The point I’m trying to make is if you're wearing something that’s traveling a guy stares you can get mad at him cause you do the same to him when he’s shirtless or in a tight pants or whatever. So don’t get all pissues when they do it to you.

“Uh. Are you like... Are you trying to say the wrong thing or..? Okay so it’s not acceptable for anyone to be gawking at peoples tits and peoples dicks. Neither is okay, I have every right to be mad when a guy is doing it - or a girl. Because despite what you’re saying, not all guys are wanting to stare at tits, they’re looking for the dick bro. Vice versa with girls. Are you actually actively slut shaming or am I on candid fuckin’ camera? No one can actually be this dumb.”

[pashaxsai]

thoroughly-millie:

Oh my god this town is fucking stupid.

“Really now? Well please, explain.”

[pashaxsai]

thoroughly-millie:

I try to understand a lot of what girls through.  But when you bring things on yourself I can’t feel bad for you.  Like jeez how’d you expect him not to stare at your boob when they’re almost falling out your shirt as it is.

“Well damn. I guess you’re right, I really do deserved to get stared at by strange men twice my age.”

[pashaxsai]

theo--teddy:

Some kid asked me what I’m gonna be for Halloween and I told him I was gonna be a downer. I won’t even have to wear a costume.

“You’re gonna go far.”

[pashaxsai]

msbexley:

“…You could’ve just asked them to leave. Or thrown the bench.”

“Would’ve but causing a scene wouldn’t have helped y’know? I mean if I catch him pulling this sh-stuff. This stuff again, he’s a goner.”

[pashaxsai]

chasing-jimmy:

“Well he was a stupid kid and clearly doesn’t know the dangers of what he did.”

“He’ll learn.”

[pashaxsai]

luke-without-twin:

“Hey! I would never say bad words with your children nearby. I’m the best baby-sitter ever.

“The best, most would even accidentally swear. You just-Well you just say poo face.”

[pashaxsai]

luke-without-twin:

“You shouldn’t teach it to Tania and Anwar. It’s a bad word.”

“Well you better keep your mouth shut then, those words ain’t coming outta my mouth.”

[pashaxsai]

chasing-jimmy:

“You would. You’d actually beat my ass in a fair fight and I don’t want to chance the humiliation.”

“You’re a wise man, Jimmy. Wiser than the kid that took my seat.”

[pashaxsai]

luke-without-twin:

“What a poo-face.”

“Poo face? Well I’ll be sure to use that one.”

[pashaxsai]

chasing-jimmy:

“I’m surprised you ever let me near them, if I’m honest.”

“It’s fine. I don’t class you as a punk ass kid. You’re a punk ass grown man who knows I’d beat you up.”

[pashaxsai]

luke-without-twin:

“It would take loads of showers to get rid of all that blood. Maybe he didn’t know the seat was taken and it would be a false accusation. That’d be awkward.”

“He saw me. He totally saw me. I know he saw me. He made the conscious decision to take my seat. I know it.”

[pashaxsai]

chasing-jimmy:

“I swear you are one of the rudest Mom’s I’ve ever met. But you and I both know if shit was happening to them, you’d going into bitch mode an beat some punk ass kid.”

“That is painfully accurate. But I’m glad you get that vibe from me. It’s what I’m aiming for. Protecting my kids from the world one punk ass kid ass kicking at a time.”

[pashaxsai]

luke-without-twin:

“And what happened then? Did he blew up the kid with the force?”

"No I had to take Anwar away before the force kicked in, didn’t want a lawsuit on my hands. Or the bloody mess that is his exploded head all over my kid.”

[pashaxsai]

chasing-jimmy:

“That fucking sucks. But I told you, Children are demons. So are yours, but that’s because so are.” Jimmy gives a small laugh. “I kid. But seriously, Children are brats.”

“I just... I hate kids. Even my kids. No okay that’s a lie, they’re alright. But I have to love them. If they were someone else’s kids it’d be a different story. No that’s a lie again they’re nice. Aside from Anwar. Basically Tania’s quiet. I like quiet kids that don’t do anything. Just sit there.”

[pashaxsai]

“You know what’s annoying me? This kid... Took my seat. My God damn, mother fuckin’ seat. Look, I was just sitting on a bench with my kids, and y’know kids: they make a fucking mess. So I stood up to go through this wrapper in the bin because global warming, keeping the world clean, whatever, and next thing you know, this kid just... I can’t even say it. He sat right down where I was as all I could do was stand a watch on in horror. So Tania was freaking out, ran right to me. Anwar was glaring like he was gonna use the force to blow up this kid’s head. He was probably madder than I was. Point is I hate all kids but my kids. And maybe one or two others, give or take.”

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