Very important and very pretentious

Hi, I'm Rachel and this blog is a rotten dump. But it's my rotten dump and I am proud of it. Mostly. Please feel free to talk to me, I'm such a mess I'll make you feel better about yourself.

[egberts]

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

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wholesome laffy taffy jokes

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[gumtooth]

the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression

[dboybaker]

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I need to be this unpredictable this year

[candiikismet]

Me.

[unclefather]

[babyanimalgifs]

[mainflopgirl]

it’s not “forcing diversity” the world is really like that

[rockinrye]

Actress Ashley Blaine Featherson in Wale’s “Black Bonnie” (x)

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i just got arrested for being too ugly

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can someone come bail me out

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on my way!

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can someone come bail me out

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[bubble-lead]

This is the greatest video ever posted on the internet

[queensnarf]

Fun Fact: Kittens learn to hunt their prey using their mother’s tail. This is so cute cause this tail is a lot faster than a cat’s tail but the kitten is doing their best. ❤🐈

[christophoronomicon]

Cute :)

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So what I’m hearing is that training with a dog is going to turn this cat into the APEX PREDATOR

[owltried]

@tagyourjakku

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@blackspacelion

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[joshpeck]

love is REAL

[n0kiv]

I’m antisocial, yet social. I don’t talk to people first, but when someone talks to me first I’m up for talking to them. Some days I’ll be really talkative and friendly and other days I’m just in my shell like nah today ain’t the day for socializing.

[chekhov]

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[broitsablog]

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

[dammitperseus]

my friend, if only you knew

[randomfandomteacher]

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

[party-bees-deactivated20181211]

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

[wine-dark-sea]

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

[shamwowxl]

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

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