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[pasque-flower-blog]

-kisses him to stop his whining-

[potatogod-blog]

**immediately stops caring about the wine and he sets the bottle down on the floor next to him, returning her kiss in the process**

[pasque-flower-blog]

-breaks away for a moment and murmurs- I don’t think we need any more alcohol.

[potatogod-blog]

I- But- **thinks long and hard** Mnnn fine but that…that’s your. It’s yours.

[pasque-flower-blog]

I don’t understand what you’re saying. -kisses him again- 

[potatogod-blog]

Aaah what?? **Kisses her greedily and holds her a little tighter, a little closer**

[pasque-flower-blog]

Never… mind. -sighs happily and presses against him-

[potatogod-blog]

No what… what were you

whatever I don’t- I don’t know what. Yeah. **falls back onto the floor, bringing her down with him** 

[pasque-flower-blog]

-kisses along his jawline and presses her chest against his-

[pasque-flower-blog]

-kisses him to stop his whining-

[potatogod-blog]

**immediately stops caring about the wine and he sets the bottle down on the floor next to him, returning her kiss in the process**

[pasque-flower-blog]

-breaks away for a moment and murmurs- I don’t think we need any more alcohol.

[potatogod-blog]

I- But- **thinks long and hard** Mnnn fine but that…that’s your. It’s yours.

[pasque-flower-blog]

I don’t understand what you’re saying. -kisses him again- 

[potatogod-blog]

Aaah what?? **Kisses her greedily and holds her a little tighter, a little closer**

[pasque-flower-blog]

Never... mind. -sighs happily and presses against him-

[pasque-flower-blog]

-kisses him to stop his whining-

[potatogod-blog]

**immediately stops caring about the wine and he sets the bottle down on the floor next to him, returning her kiss in the process**

[pasque-flower-blog]

-breaks away for a moment and murmurs- I don’t think we need any more alcohol.

[potatogod-blog]

I- But- **thinks long and hard** Mnnn fine but that…that’s your. It’s yours.

[pasque-flower-blog]

I don't understand what you're saying. -kisses him again- 

[pasque-flower-blog]

-kisses him to stop his whining-

[potatogod-blog]

**immediately stops caring about the wine and he sets the bottle down on the floor next to him, returning her kiss in the process**

[pasque-flower-blog]

-breaks away for a moment and murmurs- I don't think we need any more alcohol.

[potatogod-blog]

I don’t know. Carrots or something like that. That makes sense right???

[pasque-flower-blog]

Sort of???

Not much makes sense right now, actually. 

…

I’m too warm. -takes off her shirt-

[potatogod-blog]

**stares at her chest, then looks back up**

but it’s…really cold in here

[pasque-flower-blog]

Really? I’m feeling quite warm. -fans herself- 

[potatogod-blog]

You’re crazy, that’s what you are. **drinks from the bottle and then hands it to her** Maybe it’s from basking in the warmth of my presence.

[pasque-flower-blog]

-laughs- Maybe it is. -takes a swig from the bottle- 

[potatogod-blog]

I think it is. **stares at the bottles, then looks at the rum Winnie is holding, then back at the bottles** 

I think it is. **pushes some of the bottles out of the way to grab the wine towards the back** Winnie how…how am I going to open this I

I can’t do it

Winnie

Winnie

[pasque-flower-blog]

-kisses him to stop his whining-

[potatogod-blog]

I don’t know. Carrots or something like that. That makes sense right???

[pasque-flower-blog]

Sort of???

Not much makes sense right now, actually. 

…

I’m too warm. -takes off her shirt-

[potatogod-blog]

**stares at her chest, then looks back up**

but it’s…really cold in here

[pasque-flower-blog]

Really? I’m feeling quite warm. -fans herself- 

[potatogod-blog]

You’re crazy, that’s what you are. **drinks from the bottle and then hands it to her** Maybe it’s from basking in the warmth of my presence.

[pasque-flower-blog]

-laughs- Maybe it is. -takes a swig from the bottle- 

[potatogod-blog]

I don’t know. Carrots or something like that. That makes sense right???

[pasque-flower-blog]

Sort of???

Not much makes sense right now, actually. 

…

I’m too warm. -takes off her shirt-

[potatogod-blog]

**stares at her chest, then looks back up**

but it’s…really cold in here

[pasque-flower-blog]

Really? I'm feeling quite warm. -fans herself- 

[pasque-flower-blog]

It is my bottle. -takes it back and takes another gulp-

You can be Flynn, I’ll be Rapunzel. 

[potatogod-blog]

But I don’t want to be Flynn 

I don’t want to be a prince. I’m a king-

No.

A God.

[pasque-flower-blog]

A god of potatoes.

-giggles and takes a gulp of rum-

[potatogod-blog]

We- Hey no listen this is serious- we’re like potatoes.

Potatoes never really die okay. No seriously. They just **steals the bottle back**

their eyes grow and then you stick them in the ground and they grow potatoes again

Potatoes are immortal.

[pasque-flower-blog]

-laughs, finding this even funnier than she would normally, because now she’s a little bit tipsy-

So that’s why you’re the god of potatoes?

[potatogod-blog]

no I’m not the god of potatoes why- where did you even think of this I never said that

no I’m just saying that 

we are potatoes. we’re the potatoes of the…not potato world

[pasque-flower-blog]

That makes a surprising amount of sense. But I’m not entirely sober so I’m not sure whether it should make sense or not… -looks a little bit confused-

[potatogod-blog]

it’s a

god what is that word

sim

smi

simile!!!

It’s a simile. Potatoes are…our simile.

[pasque-flower-blog]

Okay. -stares at him- If we’re potatoes… what are normal people?

[potatogod-blog]

I don’t know. Carrots or something like that. That makes sense right???

[pasque-flower-blog]

Sort of???

Not much makes sense right now, actually. 

...

I'm too warm. -takes off her shirt-

[pasque-flower-blog]

It is my bottle. -takes it back and takes another gulp-

You can be Flynn, I’ll be Rapunzel. 

[potatogod-blog]

But I don’t want to be Flynn 

I don’t want to be a prince. I’m a king-

No.

A God.

[pasque-flower-blog]

A god of potatoes.

-giggles and takes a gulp of rum-

[potatogod-blog]

We- Hey no listen this is serious- we’re like potatoes.

Potatoes never really die okay. No seriously. They just **steals the bottle back**

their eyes grow and then you stick them in the ground and they grow potatoes again

Potatoes are immortal.

[pasque-flower-blog]

-laughs, finding this even funnier than she would normally, because now she’s a little bit tipsy-

So that’s why you’re the god of potatoes?

[potatogod-blog]

no I’m not the god of potatoes why- where did you even think of this I never said that

no I’m just saying that 

we are potatoes. we’re the potatoes of the…not potato world

[pasque-flower-blog]

That makes a surprising amount of sense. But I’m not entirely sober so I’m not sure whether it should make sense or not… -looks a little bit confused-

[potatogod-blog]

it’s a

god what is that word

sim

smi

simile!!!

It’s a simile. Potatoes are…our simile.

[pasque-flower-blog]

Okay. -stares at him- If we're potatoes... what are normal people?

[pasque-flower-blog]

It is my bottle. -takes it back and takes another gulp-

You can be Flynn, I’ll be Rapunzel. 

[potatogod-blog]

But I don’t want to be Flynn 

I don’t want to be a prince. I’m a king-

No.

A God.

[pasque-flower-blog]

A god of potatoes.

-giggles and takes a gulp of rum-

[potatogod-blog]

We- Hey no listen this is serious- we’re like potatoes.

Potatoes never really die okay. No seriously. They just **steals the bottle back**

their eyes grow and then you stick them in the ground and they grow potatoes again

Potatoes are immortal.

[pasque-flower-blog]

-laughs, finding this even funnier than she would normally, because now she’s a little bit tipsy-

So that’s why you’re the god of potatoes?

[potatogod-blog]

no I’m not the god of potatoes why- where did you even think of this I never said that

no I’m just saying that 

we are potatoes. we’re the potatoes of the…not potato world

[pasque-flower-blog]

That makes a surprising amount of sense. But I'm not entirely sober so I'm not sure whether it should make sense or not... -looks a little bit confused-

[pasque-flower-blog]

It is my bottle. -takes it back and takes another gulp-

You can be Flynn, I’ll be Rapunzel. 

[potatogod-blog]

But I don’t want to be Flynn 

I don’t want to be a prince. I’m a king-

No.

A God.

[pasque-flower-blog]

A god of potatoes.

-giggles and takes a gulp of rum-

[potatogod-blog]

We- Hey no listen this is serious- we’re like potatoes.

Potatoes never really die okay. No seriously. They just **steals the bottle back**

their eyes grow and then you stick them in the ground and they grow potatoes again

Potatoes are immortal.

[pasque-flower-blog]

-laughs, finding this even funnier than she would normally, because now she's a little bit tipsy-

So that's why you're the god of potatoes?

[pasque-flower-blog]

It is my bottle. -takes it back and takes another gulp-

You can be Flynn, I’ll be Rapunzel. 

[potatogod-blog]

But I don’t want to be Flynn 

I don’t want to be a prince. I’m a king-

No.

A God.

[pasque-flower-blog]

A god of potatoes.

-giggles and takes a gulp of rum-

[pasque-flower-blog]

-gets off the couch and sits on top of him on the floor- 

Noooo!!! -pouts- You’re supposed to come back to life like a Disney princess!! 

[potatogod-blog]

wow what I am not a princess

**stares at her and then grabs one of the bottles off the coffee table** 

I am a man. 

**opens the bottle and drinks from it**

[pasque-flower-blog]

-takes the bottle from him and takes a swig from it as well- 

Yes you are. 

A Disney prince, then.

[potatogod-blog]

**furrows his brow and takes the bottle back** Get your own bottle.

And why do I have to be from disney can I be a fairytale prince like

….

okay I can’t think of anything. Disney will have to do.

[pasque-flower-blog]

It is my bottle. -takes it back and takes another gulp-

You can be Flynn, I'll be Rapunzel. 

[pasque-flower-blog]

-gets off the couch and sits on top of him on the floor- 

Noooo!!! -pouts- You’re supposed to come back to life like a Disney princess!! 

[potatogod-blog]

wow what I am not a princess

**stares at her and then grabs one of the bottles off the coffee table** 

I am a man. 

**opens the bottle and drinks from it**

[pasque-flower-blog]

-takes the bottle from him and takes a swig from it as well- 

Yes you are. 

A Disney prince, then.

[pasque-flower-blog]

suckmyfjords started following you

Ah, hello there! 

[karskeladden]

Hallo, dear. How might ya be, hmm?

[pasque-flower-blog]

I’m doing just fine, mister Thorvaldson. How are you?

[karskeladden]

[nods] That’s good, Winnie. Me… I ‘njoy my male body ‘fter losin’ ‘t for ‘ts feminine form. Magic anons ‘nd their spells, really…

[pasque-flower-blog]

Hmm… I’m not sure I like the sounds of these ‘magic anons’. They sound rather troublesome. 

[karskeladden]

Ja… they ‘ndeed’re drivin’ me ‘nsane. They shou’d disappear ev’ntually. This mornin’ I was a platypus!

[pasque-flower-blog]

A… platypus. Oh my. 

That certainly doesn’t sound very pleasant!

[karskeladden]

‘nd ‘t wasn’t, trust me. They ‘lso tell me to say ‘nly truth, once I was a mermaid… ‘t’ll take ‘ours to tell ya how many’f ‘em I ‘lready had…

[pasque-flower-blog]

Oh, gosh. 

I'm glad I haven't had any for the moment. -looks somewhat nervous, as if a magic anon might spring out of nowhere and attack her just on principle- 

[potatogod-blog]

Everything’s getting dark- 

**clutches chest**

goodbye cold world!!!! **crosses his eyes and drops his head back, then sticks his tongue out and plays dead**

[pasque-flower-blog]

-tries not to laugh and ends up making an accidentally appropriate pained face- 

Oh no!! 

To save my love, I’d better give him…

~*The kiss of life*~

-kisses him-

[potatogod-blog]

AAAAH- **swats at her, laughing hysterically**

No!! Cooties!! **moves her out of his lap and slips off the couch, onto the floor** I’m infected with zombifying cooties!! A fate worse than death!

[pasque-flower-blog]

-gets off the couch and sits on top of him on the floor- 

Noooo!!! -pouts- You're supposed to come back to life like a Disney princess!! 

[pasque-flower-blog]

fellow rp'er: you're so good at roleplaying this character!

me: are you just saying that