Horse Feathers

Art school drop-out, snake keeper, comic artist. Pessimistic wishful thinker and constantly sleep deprived. Mercurial. Awkward. 26 / M / NC

[unclefather]

[thejakelikesonions]

Maybe he’s running from the truth

[twitterlols]

[intj-noxcorvus-blog]

Introverts running out of energy when they have company:

[self-healing]

forgive yourself for the stagnancy that was produced from your depression

[timetraveldean]

when someone says I’m being over dramatic

[sir-scandalous-deactivated20181]

No but this is actually me with every little petty issue I have

[phantasmagorighoul]

“Hey, what are you drawing? Can I see i–”

[daily-garfield]

11/26/03

[glumshoe]

This kid hopped right into my shoe and proceeded to angrily sing to me when I picked it up.

I have never met such a talkative toad! Usually they just pee on me.

[neurodivergent-crow]

When a male toad is held a certain way they chirp. Why? Because it’s hard for toads to determine the sex of other toads. So if a male is mounted by another male, he chirps to alert him to the fact that babies will not be resulting from this, Uh. Encounter.

Basically that toad is telling you “listen I’m not gonna jump to get away but you should know I contain zero (0) eggs”

[glumshoe]

“I’m down to pound but jsyk it’s gay”

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

[eatyourfacecat-deactivated20250]

you know what? the years really do start coming and they really don’t stop coming

[lesbiansitara-moved-deactivated]

I am yelling I landed on a Christian article about Florence & The Machine 

[birdschoolforbirds]

this is honestly probably the best review florence welch has ever received

[cremedelabrulee]

rb if you want to bury your head into florence’s lap and earn a badge of satanic red wings

[passerinedreams]

florence welch: forest goddess, queen of the fae

hozier: florence's son with a mortal woodcutter, trapped between the mortal realm and the fae realm

lorde: dark entity summoned by victorian occultists

lady gaga: diva possessed by the spirit of a modern art exhibit

beyonce and solange: the sun and the moon

kanye west: protagonist of an epic greek tragedy

lana del rey: met the devil at the crossroads and sucked his dick

carly rae jepsen: a mortal, but we don't deserve her

[passerinedreams]

someone else: *makes a mistake*

me: don't worry buddy! it is not a big deal! we can fix this! we'll figure it out!!

me: *makes a mistake*

me: i am irredeemable worthless garbage and i want to die

[passerinedreams]

Me, sipping a lemonade and watching my life go to shit: hoo boy I'm gonna have to deal with that some day

[this-is-me-irl]

[passerinedreams]

me: *forgets friends birthdays*

me: *confuses memories*

me: *forgets own middle name*

me, also: hey did you know that all pennies minted prior to 1982 are pure copper pennies and not copper plated and are technically actually worth 2 cents