Did You Know That Carrots?

I️ seriously hope the universe is a big fluffy bunny taking a nap

[catchymemes]

If Brand Names Were Anime Characters

Credit: @sillvi_illustrations

[viostormcaller]

This went from normal to oddly dark to normal again, gave me whiplash

[smokeloud-insilence]

Lol right

[leechtime-deactivated20190510]

Anime Girl: *breathes* Her Tiddies:

[adz]

my cat does this before he pukes

[toebeens]

that comment just absolutely took me out

[risussardonicusexanimo]

[fatpikachupics]

hey everyone check this out

[cass-burger]

[lasheeda]

“The Devil asked me how I knew my way around the halls of hell. I told him I did not need a map for the darkness I know so well.”

—

[theboywithabirdinhisheart-deact]

“More friends means more funerals.”

— my excuse for being a loner

[crying--is--okay]

[annieclarks]

my gf and i went as kelly and yorkie, how’d we do

[actuallyavoiding-blog1]

google search: how to apologize for ignoring friend for two months

[thebootydiaries]

employer: so what would you say is your biggest weakness?

me: probably just like who I am as a person

[casey-jane-lewis]

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

[annajiejie]

I want to expound upon “comedians couldn’t get married” thing because it’s actually really interesting. Satire was respected in Ancient Ireland. It was thought to have great power, enough to physically maim the subject one was making jokes about. Satirists could bring down kings with a witty enough insult. That was actually their original function. When the king didn’t do right by his people, a bard was supposed to compose a poem so scathing it would raise welts on the king’s skin to oust him (it was illegal for a “blemished” king to rule.) Unwarranted satire was considered a form of assault. So what it boils down to is ancient Celts being like “These people are too dangerous to reproduce. DO NOT TRUST THEM WITH CHILDREN. EVER.”

[burdmom]

whats a king to a bard

[thatthreeanon]

Thats literally a dnd skill

[valkyrie-the-lost-deactivated20]

Vicious mockery at sixth level

[passionnotlaw]

I’m not completely useless, I can still be used as a bad example

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

squad is over we’re cults now

[kaijuno]

All of the famous INTJs are like mathematicians and scientists and inventors and world changers and I’m just over here eating an entire box of milk duds for breakfast

[dragontatoes]

“Nuclear Astrophysicist. Researcher. Astronomer.” - Your bio

[kaijuno]

Yeah I made this post a few years ago lol. Now I’m a scientist that eats milkduds for breakfast.

[dragontatoes]

oh. inspiring actually.

[kaijuno]

It is. To milkduds!

[sunflorally]

if you want it to last, always treat your significant other the way you do at the start of a relationship, when you’re still trying to win them over. make them feel special and desired all the time, not just some of the time.

[hannahhillam]

Master post of my hp comics