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Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!
i love this guy
Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.
"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."
It fucking better.
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thinking about him……….
The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.
I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:
We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.
Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?
It ain’t Kermit
Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea
But who is the single human cast member in this tale? Who gets to put in an Oscar-worthy performance alongside the Muppets and what role are they to play?
There’s no single human, everyone is a Muppet except for one scene. Circe, played by Janice, turns Odysseus’s crew into humans who still behave animalistic and are all played by Academy Award winning actors.
i could stay here forever.
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DJO in Forest Hills, 7/17/26
When’d Steve get so hairy?
Right? I keep telling him he needs to tame that jungle, but he claims the ladies dig it.
frolicking with mama :)
ID. a looping gif drawn to look like an ink illustration of a foal prancing in circles around its grazing mother. End ID.
Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!
i wanted to write maladaptive daydreaming *while* avoiding writing but i ran out of space
Once upon a time, there was a foolish god.
Part 1
He was a god of innocence and freedom, adventure and travel, but also a god of foolishness. He was an important god. Alongside his twenty one siblings, he was one of those who had created this world. Despite this, what he loved more than anything was to simply wander the world and watch it change within what seemed to be the blink of an eye compared to his immortal life, until...he met that soul. That soul was a mere human, an ant compared to the majesty of a heavenly being, but to the foolish god they were everything.
"Halt! Don't touch those flowers!" The foolish god was standing amidst a field of purple flowers, stretching as far as the eye could see, about to pick himself a few to braid into a flower crown as he often did back in those days.
"Good sir, you must not be from here. Those flowers are poisonous," exclaimed the youth as they came running across a small hill, "you really- you really shouldn't touch them." They had completely exhausted themselves sprinting across the field just to warn the foolish god and now stood hunched over with their hands on their knees panting right before him.
What a kind soul, to care so much for a stranger.
"Thank you," said the fool, his smile audible in his voice "I am merely a wanderer from afar. There are many things I don't know about this place. Your kindness has saved this fool from a terrible death!"
The youth laughed at the fool's dramatic exclamation. It was a wonderful sound.
"It's not quite as severe as death," explained the youth, still laughing "but it would've surely caused quite an uncomfortable-" as they finally lifted their head and their eyes met, the youth couldn't help but falter. That "mere wanderer", as the stranger had introduced themselves, was a beauty as they had never before laid their eyes upon. His skin was as bright and pure as the finest porcelain, his ebony black curls fluttered in the light breeze grazing the fields, and his deep dark eyes seemed to shine with an etherial glow as they reflected the setting sun. And yet, he was wearing clothes of a peasant, as simple as the youth's. A stark, almost jarring contrast, they thought.
"Yes? An uncomfortable...?"
"A-a rash. An uncomfortable rash, painful even."
"I see. Thank you."
The fool again smiled at the youth. It was a warm and gentle smile and the youth couldn't help but look away as they felt the heat rise to their ears and cheeks.
"Uhm, si- since you are a wanderer," stammered the youth before clearing their throat "I suppose you don't yet have a place to stay the night. Why don't you come with me? I was about to head back to the village, I can lead you the way. My house is small and modest but certainly enough to offer a roof over the head to a guest."
That night was the first of thousands the two of them would spend together.
Astronauts are so funny man. Here's just a couple of things I've found hilarious from this past week of space stuff:
It's probably already been spread around here enough already, but in case anyone's missed it; 7 hours after launch, commander Reid Wiseman, dealing with tech issues, uttered the generational quote "I have two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one of those are working."
After fixing the issues that were afflicting the onboard toilet, mission specialist Christina Koch (who has quickly become my favourite of the four) laughingly said “I’m the space plumber, I’m proud to call myself the space plumber.”
On Easter Sunday, the Artemis II crew hosted a makeshift egg hunt, by hiding packets of dehydrated scrambled eggs around their Orion capsule.
The way the crew always makes sure to make it very clear they're in space when doing interviews. From stuff like Wiseman just hanging out floating sideways on screen or Koch letting her hair loose so it can freely span out flowing around her.
While in transit, the crew decided to record a parody of those bad 80s sitcom intros where everyone turns and smiles at the camera.
When the crew reached the furthest point from Earth in the mission, they jokingly clambored over each other in an effort to get to the far side of the capsule, so that they could individually claim to be the furthest person from earth.
At the same time, on the ISS which was at the time on the other side of earth, the 7 astronauts onboard had a light-hearted race to the far side of the station, making jokes about being the furthest humans from Artemis.
On the way back to earth, NASA actually managed to establish an audio call between the crews of the ISS and Artemis II (where they shared the above info), and Koch called one member of the ISS crew, Jessica Meir, her "astro-sister" as the two of them previously spacewalker together in 2019. Meir then responded I'm so happy that we are back in space together, even if we are a few miles apart" (a few here being 230,000).
While Jeremy Hansen was doing an interview, Wiseman and Koch were just in the background swatting the mission mascot (a little moon plush toy named Rise) back and forth between each other.