Fancy cloud.

Flor. She/her. Actually pushing 30 and on tumblr, now what?

[passionnpit]

what did tumblr mean by this

[toddsolondz]

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

[just-french-me-up]

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

[asexualbert]

Oh, they DO have those!

The like button should be at the bottom, looks like this:

The dislike button differs depending on your device but it should look something like one of these:

Hope that helps :)

[gayvampyr]

adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm

[gayvampyr]

it’s time

[animeengineer]

Dang, missed it. Reschedule?

[cikero]

this world is so funny

[cikero]

but I’m done laughing

[aropride]

feeling targeted.

[ttrpgsmoved-deactivated20240903]

no way in hell

[ttrpgsmoved-deactivated20240903]

hey stop being funnier than me on my own post

[fluorescentbrains]

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

[insomniac-arrest]

I work at a bookstore and hearing one of my male coworkers call smutty romantasy "the downfall of society" because it's "literally just porn" radicalized me

Men have an entire industry. Entire industries dedicated to their sexualities. Let women have fantasy sex. there's not even a camera crew involved.

[astrophelstower]

gelphie..

[mommy-mortis]

[perfectbeautifulwoman]

how do people not know where the clit is like it’s right there. it’s not even funny it’s right there

[whimsical-catacombs]

i've told this story before but i lost my virginity to a trans guy who had been on T for a while, and i had never heard of bottom growth before, nor had i had quality sex education, so afterwards i was talking with some of my friends exasperated like "How can people not find the clit!? i touched that thang and thought 'surely that's not it! because that's impossible to fucking miss!'"

and then one of my friends sat me down and explained bottom growth and clitoral diversity to me, going so far as to say that they can't find their own clit half the time.

a few months later i was living with said friend and they were waxing their pubes in the living room and asked me to take a look. lo and behold, no clitoris.

[holylostcabinetsbatman]

original image by gertritude on twitter

[stariteart]

saw one inside today 👍

[dear-ao3]

[jonairadreaming]

I might've organised this Devil's Sacrament, but you rocked up to it in full ceremonial garb

[cirquedugrotesque]

[nickyflowers]

i'm thrilled my tweet continues to upset new yorkers even after my twitter ban

[the-supernatural-atheist]

these tags pass peer review

[buotella]

[saturncoyote]

Love referring to characters who are never seen without each other as "bonded pairs" like yuuuup. if you put these two in separate cages they're gonna get real sad and anxious and possibly violent too, one of em is biting the bars as we speak. you gotta adopt both of them or none at all, it is encouraged that you take them both. they are most likely to thrive if they stick together. it is easier for them to get used to new environments and situations because they have each other. they do everything together because they love each other so so much. you COULD separate them but it's gonna do a lot of psychological damage and it's gonna lead to a lot of issues and there's a big possibility they'll never be the same again

[dreamy-loser]

the haunting of hill house - shirley jackson

[deathlonging]

Image Text: "I'm terrible, aren't I?" Theodora moved quickly and put her hand over Eleanor's. "I sit here and grouch because there's nothing to amuse me; I'm very selfish. Tell me how horrible I am." And in the firelight her eyes shone with delight.

"You're horrible," Eleanor said obediently;

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