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I was alone in the art room and had the thought “I wonder how many stools I can get over my head” Long story short i got stuck and the class walked in to me pathetically trying to wriggle out without being knocked over

skelebabie

stop reblogging this

plumwildflowers

I forgot I made a couple of mini vine compilations when they announced the end of vine

elodieunderglass

i don’t know how vine so perfectly encapsulated the best of humanity but that was a weird time

twist300

I hate it when im being a dumbass and shitposting, and my tired friends ask me "did you take your medicine?" Like sweetie, thats not the problem here. Im still a dumb fuck on medication, im just a dumb fuck that can multiply.

officialunitedstates

me, showing off my university degree: that’s right everyone, i paid multiple dollars to the government in order to attain sporadic sprinklings of knowledge that i forgot two months after each class ended

ruinedchildhood

rockysaysmeow

beanqueen-deactivated20180111

this is better than any poem a man has ever written

bortoukali

just-shower-thoughts

If you were to stretch out everybody’s entire cardiovascular system end to end across the earth, the entire population will die

beachgothgay

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

emperor-ing-deactivated20191108

im-a-fully-realized-creation

starsiignals

i never understood how we’ve reinvented heiroglyphics until now

evilsupplyco

So when YOU sew a bunch of unmatched parts together, it is “a quilt” and “a beautiful gift” and “will assuredly become a family heirloom” but when I sew a bunch of unmatched parts together it is “A MONSTER” and “AN ABOMINATION, AN AFFRONT TO THE GODS” and goes on “A MURDEROUS KILLING SPREE.”