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Advice: do NOT read angst/hurt while instrumental Leaves From the Vine plays. Unless you want to feel triple the pain and grief.

#silently sobbing #not funny #it is 5:30am #have not felt this mich grief for a character in like years #sadnees #sobbing

I just started watching Smallville and I think the most hilarious part so far is that Lex Luthor is just constantly trying to get Clark with his crush. Lex was saved by Clark in ep.01 and was just like well. I guess I should use my second chance at life to get the highschool kid who saved me a chance with his crush. She has a boyfriend, but Lex keeps wing-manning Clark as hard as possible and trying to convince her to get with Clark.

#smallville #clark kent #lex luthor #its such a funny running gag #but it also creates main plot points in some episodes #lex is out of high school btw he just wants to help

Is it just me or does water seem to have jurisdictions? Like the water from the cooler at work is fine and refreshing, but only at work. Same with water from school, it's great at school but it tastes wrong as soon as I'm off campus. The exception is most bottled waters, which seem to have some sort of diplomatic immunity and are fine everywhere. Does that make sense?

#idk how to tag this #the only outlier in all of this is #disani #screw disani they suck in any and all places #jokes

If you had journals in middle school, I highly recommend you read through them as adults because I did not need to do all that. Why did I try to write cheesy sound effects? Girl you did not need to use code, our parents were not nosey. At least past me put the damn code in the front of the journals. Also, WHY WRITE IN CODE IF YOU PUT THE KEY IN THE FRONT OF THAT JOURNAL??? However, the drama she wrote is entertaining af.

#journaling #this little shit #the best entertainment for real

Rewatching Pirates of the Caribbean and realizing that a significant amount of the movies is just the "Crack treated seriously" tag put on screen

#pirates of the caribbean #crack treated seriously #true masterpieces tho

Supernatural could have done something great with having Shane and Ryan as guest stars. Like they are doing a video, similar to Ghostfacers. Shane is really calm and collected the whole time, Ryan is not. Sam and Dean go to Crowley for help and he gives them a weapon/info/makes a deal. And then at the end have Crowley show up to collect on the weapon/deal, then have the Ghoul Boys walk in as he takes off, and he just goes, "Nice to see you again, Shane." And it's never explained outright, because Ryan doesn't know that Crowley is a demon and the Winchesters just think Shane made a deal or something because he's so successful online. They could have done that. But no. Missed opportunity.

#supernatural #spn #shane madej #ryan bergara #buzzfeed unsolved #shane and ryan #wasted potential #dean winchester #sam winchester #the winchester brothers

Customer I was talking to: yeah, my dad was weird, he didn't learn how to use computers, refused to use a tablet, didn't even want a phone at all. Didn't like to be in pictures.

Me: oh, was he super old fashioned?

Them: no, I think it had something to do with his service in the military. He was a b0mb tech, so all his fingerprints got burned off.

Me: ... all of them?

Them: yeah, maybe it hurt or something to use keyboards and tablets

Me, internally: *who's gonna tell them that their dad was a CIA agent? Because ALL his fingerprints?? No pictures or digital trail of his whereabouts after retirement???*

Me: ... yeah... maybe...

#I dont know much #but I know how to use context clues #I dont think he was completely truthful about his past #the dad lore this man must have had

Exhibited the greatest amount of self control last night. 2am, finished a chapter on an Ao3 fic and STOPPED MYSELF from reading another. I have no faith I will ever do it again.

#ao3 #sure I COULD do it again #but will i?#unrealistic expectations #have been set by myself for myself

Sitting outside at my campus and there is a) a TON of blue/red lights at the far end of the main road, b) Lady Gaga's Bad Romance absolutely BLASTING from somewhere deeper on campus, c) 3+ ambulances/firetrucks speeding down the road but not exactly towards the other lights???, d) song just now changed to Umbrella.

I have no worry at all for some reason. No lock down alert, prob safe.

#college #what is happening #do I even want to know

Antique shop on ghost hunting show: we think we hear screams or yells, but we can't be sure why they are here, or why they seem angry at us

Me: well I'm pretty sure it has something to do with thE FUCKING SLAVE CHAINS ON THE WALL WITH NO PRICING ON THEM-- YOU ARE USING THEM FOR DECOR JANICE YOU CONFEDERATE PIECE OF SHIT

#i hate these people #i was genuinely about to lose my shit #they were *drumroll* white boomers in a small mid west town #the FUCK do you mean #pieces of shit

"Professor, I really hate my computer atm ngl. I did try to make it a Word doc but my computer wasn't having it so I had to force-feed Canvas this Google doc."

-me, in the comment box of an assignment submitted at 12:04am rather than the 11:59pm due date. I had completed the assignment at 11:52pm, just so you better know the depths of my rage.

#college #school #I was genuinely about to lose my shit

Me at work, tired: please let me go home please I just want to sleep please let me go home

Me at work, having a mild allergic reaction: yes, my cheeks and tongue are slightly swollen and kind of numb, but these clients don't know me so they'll just assume I have a speech impediment or accent. I'm not going home, coworker, I'll be fine.

#funtionally I was fine #my coworker is a snitch #and my boss made me go home #my roommate made me take benadryl tho #but like it hadnt gotten worse even before the meds so #stubbornness #runs in the family

You know how blood will glow under a black light if it's not cleaned in a super specific way? I give you: blacklight + Men of Letters bunker

#spn #like yeah theres gonna be puddles #but there would also be weird symbols and stuff #on ALL the walls #supernatural #men of letters bunker

Let's be honest, the most satisfying use of the ability to time travel would be traveling back to past arguments when you think of new points and better comebacks.

#walks out in a tshirt #walks back in in pajamas #AND ANOTHER THING #I need the vortex manipulator watch from #doctor who

No one:

Me, when a show/book has a secret room/passage: 🎵SECRET TUNNEL!!! SECRET TUNNEL!!!🎵

#its a conditioned response at this point #when I hear a Nickolodian channel intro #I almost out loud every time start #long ago the four nations lived together in harmony #i dont want it to end #this is a part of my #childhood #I never want to let go of

My coworker: you shouldn't just blindly follow people just because they have some sort of authority over you. You should think for yourself and challenge ideas you don't think are right.

Me: *thinks for myself and proposes changes to how we/she does things even though she has more experience and so has "full authority" over me, despite our boss telling us we are equals and is open to changes and new ideas*

My coworker:

#and she took that personally #what did she expect?#she doesnt see the #irony

Mystery Show: Ever since millionaire producer Farmer Joe unearthed a buried cavern with animal remains and an alter on his farm, Weird-Ass-Name Ranch, s t r a n g e things have happened. It is said that X# of men must DIE if Farmer Joe is to find the treasure that M U S T be buried on the land, IF the chicken scratch talking about a Curse™️ is correct.

Me:

#my dad is really invested in these shows #as if they are ever actually going to find a treasure #the more episodes people watch #the more money they make

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