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oli/oleander | they/he (HRT from 10/17/19!) | 26 | tired art grad | liker of metal and werewolves i draw sometimes | cover photo by me!

[catasters]

[twistcmyk]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I know I told this story before but last year I was having complications with a surgery and I just broke down in a public place and I was trying to gather myself, sitting and leaning on a wall when this girl in cowboy boots approached me and sat down and she asked what was wrong and I told her it was medical issues and she said “I understand, I have to have my foot amputated next week” and it shocked me out of crying and I was like “wow that sucks!” And she said “yeah.” And then she just touched my arm so tenderly and told me “I promise you that this problem will have its place, and everything is going to work out.” And the way she said it just made me really believe her. She said. “We’re just gonna have to cowgirl up.” And then she stood up and walked away and I’d call that a genuine encounter with an angel but the truth is there is a lot of goodness right here on earth in humanity and it’s shining and pure.

[rainfallinhell]

Okay but “this problem will have its place” is genuinely inspiring

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

THAT REALLY STRUCK ME because I’ve always hated the tired rhetoric of “this happened for a reason” and this feels like a more genuine, comforting take on that. Not “it happened for a reason,” but “this will find its spot in your life and your future that it fits into in a way that will eventually work out even though it sucks that it happened.” Love that.

[dykecosette]

We’re just gonna have to cowgirl up

[mulderscully]

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS | 2.09

[8pxl]

[skinwretch]

question 2 my followers: what’s the most obscure piece of media you’ve ever developed a fixation with? not obscure as in “at one point had a reasonably thriving fandom that eventually faded” but something you feel you were almost entirely alone in your appreciation for

[jame7t]

Smiles at you grinfully and pulls the lever that does something pleasant >:)

[cryptotheism]

[Extremely loud warning siren as a huge industrial machine tucks me cozy in bed]

[duckdotcom]

oof! ouch! hang on there's something stuck in my shoe *I remove my shoe and turn it over and a small wooden structure tumbles out* well fuck. looks like someone built a little birdhouse in my sole

[duckdotcom]

you're welcome fuckmaster unlimited

[valtsv]

girls night! *gets horribly lost in the labyrinthine catacombs beneath the city and chased by creatures and beings*

[moarf13]

[sassysaidie]

someone caption this

[glob-bob]

Winged eyeliner

[demilypyro]

Sims 4 becoming transpositive has led to some of the funniest UI elements I’ve ever seen

[demilypyro]

[rivers-for-me]

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

[proudspoonie]

[wlwriot]

Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

[wlwriot]

She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”

[wlwriot]

I said “Kelsea I’m really sorry I hurt your feelings but I need you to know that homophobic people can have lesbian neighbors” and she just got even more distraught and said “I’ve been inside their house and I wasn’t even afraid or anything”

AFRAID OF WHAT??

[boopednose]

She entered the Home of Phobia and wasn’t even scared

[leolaroot]

a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you’re best friends

[thefloatingstone]

I just spent money on things I wanted…

[ask-the-greed-ler-anything-blog]

Hello my dear Customers~

Today should be the day you ALL buy a Thneed!!

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

I’m straight but this gif makes my prostate clench it kinda hurts 

[april132009]