i think all boys were invented to rip my heart out and make me cry that’s literally it

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i think all boys were invented to rip my heart out and make me cry that’s literally it
going through my ask.fm was the highlight of my day because I was such a savage and people told me I was pretty or a bitch and that really sums me up and I love it
shotgunned a beer with my dad for father’s day
so i never win anything...
my name never gets pulled at a raffle, never won a bet, never won the lotto...
but today that all changed!!!
out of thousands of people, I was randomly selected!!!!!!!
for jury duty
when you think you finally got a good one and then he just stops talking to you lol yay
guys I’m overdramatic it’s fine he was at a baseball tournament I just forgot lol my b
if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my
irregular cycles of crippling anxiety and depression
when you think you finally got a good one and then he just stops talking to you lol yay
going through my old post is a dangerous thing
I nanny 3 kids and whenever I drive them somewhere they complain because I park real far away, passing many empty spots up close to our destination. I always tell them “God blessed us with 2 legs for walking and a healthy heart, let’s use them. We can save those spots for someone who needs them. Maybe there will be a pregnant woman or someone who hurt their leg or someone on a short lunch break who doesn’t have time to park far away like we do.” They agree and happily walk the distance.
Really, I just suck at parking.
“It’s not about the physical exercise- or at least, it’s not only that. I’ve tried running in a gym, on a treadmill, and it’s not the same. It’s about getting out, not having walls around myself, being able to get away.”
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“Oh, these holes? A tiger did that.“ LOL.
I would buy the hell out of these.
The only pre-ripped jeans I would ever buy.
MUCH BETTER THAN THE FUR TRADE.
FULLY SUPPORT THIS.
Normally I think pre-distressed jeans are ridiculous, but holy crap. Cool idea that produces genuinely interesting holes and tears in the jeans.
XD
remember when you were a kid and your parents objected loudly to the idea of buying pre-ripped jeans and demanded to know why you wanted to own garments that looked like a wolverine had shredded them
buy these, go home for thanksgiving, and wait for the comment
and then just smile broadly and say “it wasn’t a wolverine, mom. it was a tiger.”
but do you really think anyone gives a flyin fuckkkkk? naw m8
I remember when I was younger and I wanted to be beautiful; now I’m older and I want to be intelligent. I want to burn hearts with brilliance and engulf souls with compassion. I want to be loved for my thoughts and nothing else.
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Well you need them