Work Hard Party Harder

I can go from motivational speaker to depressed teen to obsessed fan girl in .2 seconds and if you can't handle that change then... I don't give a fuck

[passthehandleidk]

i think all boys were invented to rip my heart out and make me cry that’s literally it

[passthehandleidk]

going through my ask.fm was the highlight of my day because I was such a savage and people told me I was pretty or a bitch and that really sums me up and I love it

[passthehandleidk]

shotgunned a beer with my dad for father’s day

[passthehandleidk]

so i never win anything...

my name never gets pulled at a raffle, never won a bet, never won the lotto...

but today that all changed!!!

out of thousands of people, I was randomly selected!!!!!!!

for jury duty

[passthehandleidk]

when you think you finally got a good one and then he just stops talking to you lol yay

[passthehandleidk]

guys I’m overdramatic it’s fine he was at a baseball tournament I just forgot lol my b

[standingcowrrdly]

if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my

irregular cycles of crippling anxiety and depression

[passthehandleidk]

when you think you finally got a good one and then he just stops talking to you lol yay

[passthehandleidk]

going through my old post is a dangerous thing

[passthehandleidk]

I nanny 3 kids and whenever I drive them somewhere they complain because I park real far away, passing many empty spots up close to our destination. I always tell them “God blessed us with 2 legs for walking and a healthy heart, let’s use them. We can save those spots for someone who needs them. Maybe there will be a pregnant woman or someone who hurt their leg or someone on a short lunch break who doesn’t have time to park far away like we do.” They agree and happily walk the distance. 

Really, I just suck at parking. 

[passthehandleidk]

“It’s not about the physical exercise- or at least, it’s not only that. I’ve tried running in a gym, on a treadmill, and it’s not the same. It’s about getting out, not having walls around myself, being able to get away.”

-Ruth Ware

[ultrafacts]

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[lillyg701]

“Oh, these holes? A tiger did that.“  LOL.

[ultrafacts]

[naamahdarling]

I would buy the hell out of these.

[persian-slipper]

The only pre-ripped jeans I would ever buy.

[blackcatkin]

MUCH BETTER THAN THE FUR TRADE.

FULLY SUPPORT THIS.

[mazarinedrake]

Normally I think pre-distressed jeans are ridiculous, but holy crap. Cool idea that produces genuinely interesting holes and tears in the jeans. 

[ceruleancynic]

XD

remember when you were a kid and your parents objected loudly to the idea of buying pre-ripped jeans and demanded to know why you wanted to own garments that looked like a wolverine had shredded them

buy these, go home for thanksgiving, and wait for the comment

and then just smile broadly and say “it wasn’t a wolverine, mom. it was a tiger.”

[passthehandleidk]

but do you really think anyone gives a flyin fuckkkkk? naw m8 

[2000ish]

[substvncia-blog]

I remember when I was younger and I wanted to be beautiful; now I’m older and I want to be intelligent. I want to burn hearts with brilliance and engulf souls with compassion. I want to be loved for my thoughts and nothing else.

(via mustangblood)

[officialfrenchtoast]

finding out someone’s been talking shit about u

[aeviternal-pneuma]

watch ur fkn back!!!

[fffcuk-deactivated20130422]

my mom spent $9,360 on my private tumbling lessons in one year lmao

[fffcuk-deactivated20130422]

tumbling like gymnastics i did not get blogging lessons

[clestroying]

Well you need them

[darthouse]

[eleveni7]