Incorrect watch Dogs Quotes

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[homelessroyall]

Ghost: *sipping his tea while wearing a high neck*

Soap: y/n you're staring

Y/n: the first thing I look in man is his heart

Soap:"....."

Y/n: it's not my fault that his tits are infront of his heart

[chardogs]

puppy

[passthosetacosaround]

Wrench: Okay, okay, okay, stop asking me if I'm straight, gay or bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT

[passthosetacosaround]

Aiden: So what do you do?

Jordi: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers

Aiden: Wow, impressive

Jordi: Then I'll move on to the Leos

[passthosetacosaround]

Marcus, to Wrench: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Wrench, motioning to himself and T-Bone: No, no, no, no, no TWO idiots

[passthosetacosaround]

Jordi: I actually have a black belt

Aiden: From what, karate?

Jordi: No, from Gucci

[passthosetacosaround]

Marcus: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

Wrench: Oh, I'm always running

Wrench: The question is from what

[passthosetacosaround]

Wrench: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends

Marcus: ... Your what?

Wrench: My friends

Sitara: Is he saying "friends"?

Josh: I think he's being sarcastic

T-Bone: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Wrench! All of your friends are in this room.

Wrench: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task, I complete tasks!

[passthosetacosaround]

T-Bone: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll

[passthosetacosaround]

Marcus: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it

Sitara: Just rip the bandage off

Marcus: It's Wrench

Sitara: Put the bandage back on

[passthosetacosaround]

Jordi: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve

Aiden: Don't you mean cards

Jordi, pulling knives out of his sleeve: No, I do not

[passthosetacosaround]

Sitara: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Marcus: 'Prettiest Smile'

Josh: 'Nicest Personality'

Wrench: 'Most likely to start a var fight'

Horatio: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win'

[passthosetacosaround]

Marcus: I think Wrench is right

Sitara: I'm surprised that he hasn't marched in here and said "I told you so"

Horatio: I don't think he would do that

Wrench: You're right, Horatio. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that

Wrench turns around, the jacket he is wearing says "Wrench Told You So" on the back":

[passthosetacosaround]

Aiden: So apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

[passthosetacosaround]

Jordi: I love being a Fixer. I love money and lying.

[passthosetacosaround]

Wrench, texting the group chat: Please bring back to base some PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

Marcus: We got spring water

Wrench: NO

Sitara: With EXTRA minerals

Marcus: It's like licking a stalagmite

Wrench: DON'T COME BACK

Sitara: Mmmmm cave water

[passthosetacosaround]

Marcus: Hey, do you know the password to T-Bone's computer?

Wrench: Fuck you, Marcus

Marcus: Hey! !

Wrench: No, you misunderstood the password is "fuckyoumarcus" all lowercase

Marcus: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe