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Wattpad: homelessroyall

[homelessroyall]

*Y/n clearly drunk*: lieutenant do you have a girlfriend?

Ghost: yes

Y/n: *starts crying*

Gaz: uh isn't ghost her boyfriend?

*Soap sigh*

[homelessroyall]

Y/n: *sits down while phanting because of training*

Ghost: what got ya phanting so hard?

Y/n: did some quickie with soap

Ghost: *aggressively pulls out his gun while walking towards soap*

Ghost: what flowers do you want for your grave sergeant?

Soap: *confused* um I like yellow ones. Why?

[homelessroyall]

We must stay focused sisters we must stay focused.

The dog tag gets me

@/vhenan_virabelasan on instagram!

[homelessroyall]

Ghost: what did you do?

Y/n: I'll tell you but you can't be mad at me

Ghost: what did you do??

Y/n: ok so I was minding my own business when-

Ghost: BULLSHIT

Y/n: I WAS!!

[homelessroyall]

Ghost: *sipping his tea while wearing a high neck*

Soap: y/n you're staring

Y/n: the first thing I look in man is his heart

Soap:"....."

Y/n: it's not my fault that his tits are infront of his heart

[homelessroyall]

Y/n: I was called spiderman back at highschool

Soap: wow because you were iconic??

Y/n: no because my uncle was murdered

Soap:

Ghost: fucking hell

[homelessroyall]

Me: I could take him

Soap: in a fight right?

Me:

Soap: right???

Ctto!!! @/vhenan_virabelasan on instagram!

[homelessroyall]

You must be tired of reading ghost smuts take rest. here you go solider

[homelessroyall]

My cute big murder man <3

@popcaki the artist ya'all

[homelessroyall]

Someone please bring him back