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Gay Furry, 21, he/him, reblogs a lot

[funnytwittertweets]

[get-elain-a-horse]

I tumblr! My name is Elaine. You can see me in this picture! That is me holding the sign, HI! Well my hubby said that if this gets 1 MILLION notes, he will buy me a horse. I would love a horse I grew up on a farm where I rode and ate horses til i was 15 when I moved. I have not seen a horse since, not even a picture! Only one painting I painted in 7th grade. My husband obviously thinks this is going to be an impossible task thats why I am taking this on the interwebs where i can get likes. I have 5,000 on facebook so I am almost there. I want brown horse with some white. I will braid the hair. Thanks so much everyone! Please help me achieve this! :) God Bless

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

this post has been around since before the precambrien era and we aren’t even close. this website is useless

[manrippedapartbydogs]

Pathetic. All of you.

[grimeclown]

This video is a better representation of what the American south is like than any joke about rednecks ever made

[grimeclown]

?????

[memewhore]

[twistcmyk]

mortified

[tupacabra]

had a dream I was in a rap battle and this was my verse and I woke myself up laughing

[coughloop]

These are happening at the exact same time in the same office I know it

[cannibalchicken]

[tshot]

i remember vividly one time in elementary school i went to my friends house and his little brother was playing club penguin and my friend was like “hey bro let me show you this cool trick to unlock a new outfit for your penguin” and he reached over to his little brothers keyboard and just typed ‘fuck’ in the chat and his account got banned instantly

[campyvillain]

me: no but for real that little tiny mushroom slut from mario has serious nonbinary slaycore energy 🤣🤣🤣🤭

baby abandoned outside a gucci store in miami florida: dose any body care about me

[afloweroutofstone]

Metalheads (and I say this from a place of love) have a reputation for getting very obnoxious and boisterous about their genre. This habit developed because making good metal music requires years of endless practice and a mastery of very difficult vocal and instrumental skills, something which goes totally unappreciated by outsiders who think it all sounds the same and/or sounds bad.

The problem is that they also seem completely oblivious to the fact that that's true of many other forms of genre music. The level of breath control that good rappers have to master makes Phil Anselmo look like a baby. A good live DJ, even just using an MPC, has to perform like several hundred different hand articulations every minute. And everyone, including metalheads, thinks their genres are trash. Like get over it man, it's not the end of the world that your aunt can't distinguish between thrash metal and groove metal

[passworoptional]

This goes beyond music, the sooner you can realize that every discipline and craft takes years of work, trial and error, and patience to master, the sooner you can start planning your own paths and growing your skillsets. You'll be able to start learning from everything you see and appreciate the combined centuries of experience thar surrounds you every day

[aquilacalvitium]

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

[heritageposts]

made a beginners guide for the twitter newbies hope this helps <3

[melancholia08-deactivated202308]

[depsidase]

[arirna]

[seveneyesoup]

one of my favorite bits in doctor who is when someone is like your time machine doesn’t work very well does it and the doctor is like Excuse You, This Is A Type 40 TARDIS That Can Go Anywhere In Time And Space. that’s like if i drove to a place where they don’t have cars but know about them and took someone for a drive and they saw cooling that only works on one setting and heat that barely works and a broken cd player despite the functioning tape deck and shaky brakes and they went mate your cars a bit shit isn’t it and you were like fuck you, this is a 2002 toyota camry, it can drive on roads