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)-[===> Jeff: Allocate knife(s) to strife specibus
You have no idea what a strife specibus is, let alone how to allocate a knife to it.
But if it means you get to hold your SPECIAL KNIFE…
You are more than happy to oblige.
)-[===> ???
)-[===> Jeff: retrieve arms
What are you talking about?
You already have arms!
Do you mean the arms of a recent victim?
)-[===> Jeff: Allocate knife(s) to strife specibus
)-[===> : Enter Name
Your name is JEFF the KILLER. Of course that’s not your actual name, that would be JEFFERY WOODS.
You are a WORLD RENOWNED MURDER, most famous for your catch phrase GO TO SLEEP. You live in an ABANDONED WAREHOUSE, where you MURDER THE INNOCENT. As advised by STRANGELY LOUD VOICES IN YOUR HEAD.
Your favorite hobbies include, KIDNAPPING PEOPLE, and TORTURING THEM UNTIL THEIR DEMISE.
You may or may not work for a tall well dressed fellow who lives in the woods close by, but it’s in your contract not to say. So shush.
You have quite the large collection of KNIVES and like to keep them tidy in a pile elsewhere, not near your sleeping mat. Rolling over onto a pile of sharp objects in the middle of the night does not sound pleasing to you.
Though you keep your collection elsewhere, you like to keep your favorite close bye, for it has been your partner in crime the longest.
But that’s a story for another day.
You do not own a computer for computers are completely TRACEABLE BY POLICE, but you do have a PHONE possessing DARK MAGIC that allows only the supernatural (and you) to view its contents.
You use this phone to contact your BEST GHOST FRIEND via an app ironically named BLOOD BUDDIES.
Your BB handle was originally bloodyBadass.
But your BEST GHOST FRIEND is a REALLY GREAT HACKER and also a really huge ASSHOLE. Which is never a good combination.
So now your BB handle is paleAnus.
And honestly, you don’t have the motivation or know how to change it back.
paleAnus: you talk with very little enthusiasm unless iTS ABOUT!!! THE!!! THRILL!!! OF!!! THE!!! HUNT!!!
paleAnus: you also like to laugh at things that arnt funny
paleAnus: hahAHA :]
All in all your a pretty terrifying guy.
So JEFF the KILLER
What are you going to do?
)-[===> : Jeff: retrieve arms