Pastel Hippy

[reading-goddess-deactivated2015]

[aquaticsparkles]

[patrickhunter]

[melancholic-wallflower]

When that one kid in class asks a question that was just answered.

[schneidersbakery]

[rnutualfollow]

what even was this show

[jake--from--statefarm]

[breelandwalker]

*HIC-BLORP*

[science-sexual]

This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.

[vulpixwh0re-deactivated20151122]

[stereofeathers]

FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK

[stereofeathers]

YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

[stereofeathers]

 MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

[rubee-deactivated20190117]

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

[hello2246164345-deact]

don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face

[krook]

innocent looking girls that are secretly kinky as fuck are girls worth living for

[sasstiel-has-arrived]

TODAY IN CLASS THIS CHICK WAS PASSING OUT A PACKET AND SHE JUST THREW MINE AT ME AND I SAID “Yo don’t fuckin throw that shit at me like I’m a stripper.” AND EVERYONE AROUND ME JUST STARED AT ME AND I REALIZED THAT ITS BC THATS THE FIRST THING IVE SAID IN CLASS SINCE I CAME TO THIS SCHOOL AND JFC

[memewhore]

[tattooedmafia]

[fake]

CAN BOYS EVER WALK UP TO A TRASH CAN AND THROW THINGS AWAY NORMALLY OR IS THAT JUST NOT AN OPTION

[nohetero]

no b/c if they get too close they will get sucked into their place of true belonging

[mikedirnts-sideburns]

[rveille-deactivated20141001]