I'm Annoying

Hi I'm Sam. You probably came here by mistake but feel free to stay. These are some things that I like. Talk to me, we might find out we're soul mates. Also I care about you. I would stay up all night to talk you out of doing something you'd regret. You are definitely worth it, so give it a try if you need to because I'm here.

[dutchster]

[shwagerr]

petting a dog and it goes to someone else

[madfuture]

[n0kiv]

Y'all be saying FASFA instead of “FAFSA” that’s exactly why they ain’t giving y'all no damn money

[antiknuckles]

Who cares what we call them, they aint shi

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Damn fasfa really got shooters out here. Took out ol boy mid sentence 😔😔

[wrenhavenriverarchive]

that would be why we call them depression naps, yes

[thedarkestlovee]

In case someone hasn't told you today,

You broke. Stop buying all that damn fast food. Carry yo ass home and eat what ya momma cooked.

[dontwanna-dancealone]

I needed this.

[mysteriousrobitarchive]

i just learned this and have to share it with the world. the captain of a ship can officiate marriages, but the 1st mate can also officiate marriges if the captain is the one getting married. and the 2nd mate can also officiate marriages if the captain and the 1st mate are marrying each OTHER

[desuke-dragon-queen-blog]

I don’t know when I will ever use this information but I am glad I have it

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later

[titans-tower]

[thesylverlining]

Can I just say how cool it was that both of these superheroines’ personalities and powers were explored in this episode? And how well it was done?

Starfire was not shamed for being emotional. Her powers come from her emotions.

Raven was not shamed for suppressing her emotions. Her power requires amazing control.

They both. Work. They are both different kinds of strength, and they are both heroic and powerful and good. And they each learned from the other, and helped each other out by seeing from each others’ perspective, and finding the value in their differing approaches! Wow!

Fuck yes, this is how you write super-ladies, okay. There’s more than one way to be a “strong female character.” There’s all different kinds of strength. Why don’t more people GET this?

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[ryanccole]

[aboonoor-deactivated20180121]

If you’re a Non-Muslim and you see a Muslim praying in public, could you please not pass in front of them?

Go behind them, but not in front. 👍

[marquesadesantos-deactivated201]

Oh, signal boost! I didn’t know this.

[omnistruck]

Okay, but also: if you see a Muslim praying in public and they have something in front of them, like a purse or a bag or something like that, you can pass in front of them, but pass in front of that object.

it’s called a sutrah, and it’s meant to act as a physical barrier between the person praying and someone who might happen to pass in front.

[ramentic]

Also, if you did this and didn’t know, please don’t beat yourself up over it. Now you know! Muslims aren’t supposed to pass in front of Muslims praying, either, because prayer is communication with God and you don’t want to break that connection.

[zeaux-indigeaux-deactivated2018]

Spread culture, respect customs, be good people. Simple as that.

[ghdos-blog]

Didn’t know this.

[aymygod]

Reblogging again

[maddiebiscuits]

[artyowlsstuff]

Okay people, history-fail story-time...

So back in the 1780′s when our country was still figuring crap out and ol’ George Washington was just elected president, G.W. decided to send a letter to Congress along the lines of ‘Looking forward to working with you all, this will be exciting!” Congress, not wanting to slight the president and also trying to express their own enthusiasm, sent back a letter along the lines of “Glad you’re excited, we are also looking forward to working with you!”

Then George sends another letter back saying something like “Cool cool bros, glad you’re just as excited as I am,” and Congress, again not wanting to be awkward or just ignore the PRESIDENT, sent back ANOTHER letter saying some dumb crap that was probably along the lines of “Glad you’re excited that we’re excited that you’re excited.”

Democracy at its finest.

And while this in itself is funny, that is not even the best part.

George Washington, while being powerful, was not extremely eloquent, and at this point was also aging, busy, and overall very stressed about his new position (which he did not want in the first place).  So he asked his old friend James Madison, who had a much better way with words, to write the first note to Congress.  Good old James Madison, wanting to oblige his friend, did just that and composed the note to Congress.  Now, J-Mads was himself a member of Congress, so when the note arrived, he was in session to hear “Washington’s” letter read.

Congress got nervous and worried about who could possibly compose a formal and acceptable letter back to Washington.  Who better than his old friend, James Madison?  So Jimmy, being obliging, wrote the response.  When Washington received the reply, he once again asked his friend to write the response.  

And who did Congress choose to write their final letter? That’s right….none other than Jimmy-James-Madison himself.

So James Madison, future 4th president of the United States, wrote himself 4 letters under the guise of George Washington and the first Congress of the U.S.  And he was too embarrassed to admit it.

[peasantbarbie]

catfish of the millenium

[lamphous]

concept: a tv show with absolutely no romance. no romance at all. no contrived love triangles or forbidden love or unsolicited advances. the villian kidnaps a best friend because they’re the most important person to the hero. there’s no kissing in the rain and no dying confessions of endless burning love. instead there’s friendship and hugging and platonic i love you’s and no one ever thinks there need be “more.”

[kidouyuuto-deactivated20140411]

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

[madeline-actrice]

I love that the word fucking is universal.

[thuguke]

im srry but poussey was too good for this world