pastelwølfie

she/they, fucked around and found out, y’all can call me wolfie <3 i’m friendly i don’t bite,, pls talk to me :) WORLDS #1 STRONGARM FAN

[pastelwoolfie]

hi! i’ve continuously forgotten to introduce myself! let me fix that!!

hello one hello all! i am @pastelwoolfie, but you can call me wolfie <3

all my online platforms are under the same handle/variations of this handle (pastelwølfie) and i use she/they pronouns!

i have the hugest of huge brainrots for transformers. oh my squishy little metallic men. that’s what i’ll yap about the most! though you’ll occasionally see a shitpost or other fandom things.

speaking of other fandoms, a small (yet incomplete) list of them would include:

the librarians, wof, warriors, kaos, mcu, the rookie, & yt gaming? not a fandom but i love my gamers and my gameplay vids lol

i love love love to talk to people and i love love love to yap of you ever feel like you wanna chat w me about anything fandom related hmu!! gals gotta yap 🩷

im a frequent writer on ao3 and am an active member on art fight come summer :)

i’ve received a handful of asks about this, but unfortunately my comms aren’t open atm (rip) although i am always willing to do art trades and love taking requests whenever possible <3

feel free to introduce urself to me (even if we’re moots lol) if you wanna chat :D reach out whenever for whatever. i love socialising 🩷🩷

[pastelwoolfie]

i am. so ready.

[bugswags]

Headcanon

[pastelwoolfie]

life update. got a dog. her name is ava. she's the love of my life.

[pastelwoolfie]

i am alive and doing things it's just. a lot. of Other Stuff. i have 4 jobs. i am a busy bee. anyways. take personal art.

ive been lowkey obsessed with the xmen recently (watched wolverine & the xmen + watching xmen evolution) and also playing marvel rivals. cause i can do that now. so what if i want to main the pretty women. so what.

[thunderbolts25]

Fourth Day of Reveals - Feb 3

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Precious for katieskrsgard (3.4k words)

Not even Valentina's tantrums can get in the way of Mel enjoying her day off with Bucky.

Thunderbolts Gift Exchange 2026 for boblover (4.9k words)

The Void’s Shame Rooms reveal the deepest and darkest parts of the team, but certain members understand one another a little bit better. Maybe even starts something neither John nor Bob expected. SentryAgent

The Twist for Wilkwo (comic)

A short comic in which The Thunderbolts try to play Twister.

[thunderbolts25]

Third Day of Reveals - Feb 2

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Cherry for apo_mekhanes (3.4k words)

Alexei wants to try something new with Bucky- enter Cherry!

the kintsugi kid for apprehension (2.7k words)

I spent ten years in a bitter chemical haze and I missed the way that I felt nothing Bob returns to a familiar coping mechanism after his first mission in the field goes awry.

Seriously, I'm Fine for RulerOfTheImps (2.5k words)

Wounded during a mission with the Thunderbolts*, John Walker wrestles with unwanted attention, and unexpected compassion from a man he'd least expect it from.

[thunderbolts25]

Second Day of Reveals - Feb 1

It's the second day of gift reveals! Check back through February 4th for more reveals or keep an eye on the AO3 collection. You can also check out our guessing post to drop your theories for who made what before creator reveals on February 7th.

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Sell Outs for Fluffypanda (3k words)

As part of their contractual obligations, each member of the Thunderbolts has to do branded sponsorships. Through a series of completely avoidable mistakes on his part, John Walker waits until the last minute and ends up as the face of a therapy platform. Which would be bad enough as is, until he finds out he actually has to, you know, go to therapy.

Elopement for katieskrsgard (1k words)

Yelena and Bob get back from eloping, eager to share the news with the others. Things don't go quite as planned.

Bucky and Alpine for buckybarnesdeservestobehappy (hutchabelle) (Art)

Wanted to create something soft and silly... and the man deserves a goofy cat :D

[thunderbolts25]

First Day of Reveals - Jan 31

It's the first day of gift reveals! Check back through February 4th for more reveals or keep an eye on the AO3 collection. You can also check out our guessing post to drop your theories for who made what before creator reveals on February 7th.

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I'm James Barnes and I Approve This Message for reystarwars (1k words)

Yelena and Bob find the one video that Bucky had hoped that they'd never find and after watching everyone thinks about their past holidays.

Oil & Water for katieskrsgard (1.3k words)

Ava and John love to bicker with each other. Maybe a little too much. Sometimes they forget the bickering part. Featuring: Yelena's disastrous attempts at cooking.

shut up, i'm driving for Euphreana (3k words)

after living in the watchtower long enough to know she's, well… going to live there, yelena decides to go pick up her things. her new team has... ideas, to say the least.

[peterquillsuggestion]

this dumb website is in need of some love, so reblog this if you like the person you reblogged it from!!!

[skymaiden32]

The ancient heroes and guardians decide to meet before the war against Dark Enchantress Cookie begins. It does NOT go as planned…

[pastelwoolfie]

rewatched the xmen movies. i’m so confused at what’s going on at any given point. what is continuity. when was the split. like i know there’s 2 continuities going on but i cannot for the life of me understand them. also i saw like most of those movies in cinema but i remembered nothing about any of them (case and point: i fully forgot that rogue was in ANY of the films lol)

anyways this is my mutant oc. i love her. she’s got bioluminescent markings under her skin & can change the gravity around her. so she moves like she’s in anti-gravity. and also can make other people calm tf down.

ironing out her mutant abilities fully but i’m so ready to inject her into All The Scenarios lol

[pastelwoolfie]

waiting for my telehealth appointment i. love this. awkward silence and the sound of computer fans. 10/10 (this is a lie this sucks i need my refill)

erm fnaf movie continuity oc. u can take those goobers outta my cold, dead hands those films are GREAT y’all just don’t have enough whimsy in ur hearts <3

made her dogs n her family tree n everything. evelyn is so lovely to me. she’s so real. girlie moves away at, like, age 11 and when she comes back at age 21 her cousin is comatose and her uncle is dead. what a life!!

[wondersmith-and-sons]

wake up dead man is about faith and it sure gave me faith that good lighting is still alive in hollywood despite evidence of contrary all these years because good goddamn they had some good gaffers and lighting rigs on that set.

[freakxwannaxbe]

This is a couple of weeks old but I just saw it and holy shit I'm cackling

Matthew really popped in the comments ready to go to war for his murder husbands ship

[pastelwoolfie]

oh she's on my brain. she's in my brain. she's weaseled her way into the very molecules of every synapse in my head.

ironing out her story details but she probably gets to cybertron around the end of s1?? probably. mirage found her and she and him have been trying to figure out alternative power sources and ways she can eat lmao. amira's also super handy to have around because she was good with cars on earth (she worked with her dad) and also is not detectable by most cybertronian tech. so she steals energy and gets around easy n shit.

anyways she's been on an iron-based chemical compound diet for however long the time gap between s1-4 girlie NEEDS HER GREENS OH MY GOD EAT A VEGETABLE!!! EAT A VEGGIE!! she needs calcium so fucking bad girlie needs her vitamin d oh my goddddddd

she, like mirage, has a touch of the coocoo. she's a little lost. having mirage and mirage and mirage and mirage for company can do that to a gal...

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Yelena: What worries you, Bob?

Bob: Horses and darkness.

[pastelwoolfie]

no one tell him about katy perry