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rick-frickers

(i suck at making gifs but enjoy this)

saggydickbeans

this is so important

rosesarerickm-mortysmd

Mmhm, mmhhhmmm

rick-all-night-long

I want him to strip for me. Nice and slow tho 👌🏼

freedricksanchez

I appreciate ur dedication to Rick's wreckage

lesssend

Miami：Can I offer you a drink? (･∀･)

Cop：NO. ヽ(｀⌒´)ノ

pastnastification

Too much sexy in one picture

Rick why you so hot 🤤

wuba-lubba-dub-dub

important

pastnastification

The look you wish he gave you

ritagafi

rickdickwave

Weenie Run.gif

boing boing boing

freedricksanchez

This is just plain awesome. Like just look at all that personal space.

Alan: Give me one reason why I shouldn’t crush your wind pipe. Rick: Because my epidermis is laced with with a nano fiber defense mesh. And because like I said I don’t remember last night.

ritagafi

English is not my native language, so please be kind to my mistakes. I’m really trying to improve my English! :))

pastnastification

The truth

justinroilandofficial-blog

fuck it, i wanna fuck the science grandpa, i said it, no shame

Bitch get in line with literally every other fan of this show

pastnastification

I don't feel like an anormally any more and that makes me sad

Excerpt from book 2 !!!

"Well what have we got heeeeere, some-some road kill?" Rick wrapped his arms around me from behind. I could feel that he had dressed himself in his clothes again.

His rude comment about my cooking was totally overshadowed by his warm touch. I loved his display of affection... I just loved hugs from the back... just felt so right with him. My olfaction throws a momentary fiesta when I take an intense whiff of his effervescent musky base notes trifling around the top notes of my pomegranate scented body wash. This man... smells like a man... and it makes me hopelessly wet.

"Yeah, that was the surprise... I used to call him skippy" I maintained a stoic tone attempting to screw with his mind..

"You-you-you're joking right? Do Australians kill their own pets? I mean-I what kind of a place is this? Sure your internet is still back in the Palaeolithic era but I-I-I re*urbb*ally think you can lay off the rudimentary stone axes..."

"Don't you love a girl who gets down and dirty?" I'm so happy to conjure up a chuckle from him.

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"Keep it-*urrrp*-coming". His eyes fixated on me.. "it's funny, I've been travelling around a few dimensions today, even Blips and Chitz- and I didn't really feel like it-it was all just really run of the mill- sorta -purging planet here, giant telepathic arachnid dimension there - just since I collapsed the galactic federation- oh boy- and no more council of Ricks running around-condemning me -it's just-just"

"What are you talking about-" he ignored my interjection and kept taking.

"You-you-you don't remember the Fed??? Earth was teaming with those space-tick infected vermin!! Those suckers screwed up your brain that much did they??" After they-they probed your orifices did they feed you Glip Glob droppings to give you*urrrp* retrograde amnesia?? " Rick paused... seeing the look of horror on my face. He quietened down and continued "a bunch of random moments now- just filling up my super- amazing- life-- you know-you know, thinking all this existentialist kinda shit again-" "pass me some more" this time I gave him the whole bottle... clearly he's larger than life and I cannot even start to comprehend what's on his plate... why am I even trying to empathise..? Is it because he's already opening up to me...?

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