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W-w-well, it could be worse. A place for all m-m-m-EEEURPP-m-my horrible, sh--shameful ships a-aand interests. Lotsa RICK AND MORTY, FOREVER A-AND A HUNDRED YEARS! R-RICK AND MORTY DOT COM! Expect to be s-s-squicked out, broh. [[RickxMorty 18+ NSFW sideblog. No hate allowed. A lot of coping shit, musings, and nonsense about the show in general. Do not follow if you're a minor or an anti-shipper.]] Get shwifty.

[saggydickbeans]

are you still active

not sure when you sent this BUT IMMA TRY TO BE

[schwifty-memes]

[schwifty-memes]

[lavenilla]

 “You’re home …”

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[ericcartmn]

[saggydickbeans]

iM HERE I SWEAR

[saggydickbeans]

my new otp is Rick Sanchez/that lollipop in the last episode

[thisismouseface-deactivated2020]

My hand writing is garbage They’re gonna go see a movie

[galaxy-bri]

"That is something I should know, or at least something I should've predicted, which I did."

[saggydickbeans]

GOD I’M SO UPSET FOR RICK 

[saggydickbeans]

is.... is that how Rick makes friends

just

the people/aliens he didn’t have the heart to kill somehow?

do... do people just adopt Rick?

[saggydickbeans]

I feel like fckn crying whenever Rick even shows one fraction of empathy for people outside of his family it’s so beautiful I love this terrible old man

[dumbbadger-deactivated-deactiva]

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┃╱╱╲╲ we love,

╱╱╭╮╲╲ support

▔▏┗┛▕▔ & appreciate

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      SUMMER SMITH

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[saggydickbeans]

‘Rick is a shy pooper’ 

UH SUMMER WHAT THE FUCK

[saggydickbeans]

so it’s now officially canon that Rick records everything

Rick. records. everything.

so that means he totally has a whole goddamn audio collection of Morty’s sounds while jacking off, right? 

what if Rick listens to them every night 

[smudgethistledraws]

Why doesn’t anyone really like me? by SmudgeThistle

I hope y'all have your mature content filters on… This is my first NSFWish piece… it’s inspired by Cabanel’s painting, Fallen Angel and, of course, that scene in Big Trouble in Little Sanchez… The idea just struck me and I had to make it. Hope you enjoy some… tasteful (?) violence…

[myfandomistingling]

Rick and Morty, Season 4 Episode 1.

Edge of Tomorty: Rick Die Rickpeat