🍞Henry🥩

📰-Ain't we got no rights?-📰 he/him

[pastramie-n-rye]

Howdy! Local Newsie fictive with free reign online WOOOOO!!

Stuff to know:

-He/him

-Avid ASL user (still learning)

-Foodie (but you knew that)

-My hands are rated E for everyone:)

-Workin part time at Jacobi's

No I don't really wanna talk about sys stuff that's not my job

Half functions as an RP acc

Other folks include:

@mr-erster-carona - RACER

@most-auspicious-manner - DAVEY

@youll-steal-anudda - ALBERT

@go-west-young-man - JACK

@pastramie-n-rye - HENRY

@table-the-palaver - LES

@slingshot-man - FINCH

@where-for-art-thou - ROMEO

@king-a-brooklyn - SPOT

@a-smilethatspreadslikebutt3r - CRUTCHIE

@one-for-all-and-all-for-one - ELMER

@last-in-line-for-the-tub-tonight - BUTTONS

@sos-the-bronx - SMALLS

@stillgot-myshirt-on - TOMMY BOY

@mo-delancey - MORRIS (hey I run that one too!)

@you-already-live-on-the-street JOJO

don't know what to put I'll fix this eventually

Signing off-📰

[incorrectuksies]

tommy boy: yeah, i think people will be pretty happy with my winning phrase: "you just got banged". then i point to my bangs. henry: mm, tommy boy, don’t say "banged". tommy boy: what's wrong with "banged"? i banged you. i banged davey. i banged race. i banged the whole gang! henry: oh my god.

[stillgot-myshirt-on]

@pastramie-n-rye I don’t see the issue

[pastramie-n-rye]

HOW??????

[slingshot-man]

i downloaded this rpg game called omori. i’ve heard it’s pretty long, and the art looks sick, so i’ll update you all on how i think of it later on once i’ve finished it.

[slingshot-man]

i have been crying for the past two hours!

[pastramie-n-rye]

Yeah it'll do that. By the way... There's Something behind you

>:)

[a-leg-of-lambb]

I absolutely adore the way Jack says pretty in Santa Fe (prologue) “where it’s clean and green and pwetty”

[most-auspicious-manner]

He's got a minor speech impediment leave the guy alone,,,

(/j)

[go-west-young-man]

..wtf Davey we agreed we wouldn't talk about that

[hey-look-its-bathtime-at-the-zoo]

Ay, we ain't gonna judge ya, Jackie boy

[go-west-young-man]

Race will cus he's my little brother and is a little shit (he had a stutter as a kid he can't talk)

[mr-erster-carona]

CRETINO.

[go-west-young-man]

Don't Italy at me you freak

[mr-erster-carona]

I WILL "ITALY" AT YOU ALL I WANT.

BASTARDO.

[pastramie-n-rye]

YOU CALLED HIM A CRETIN??!?!!

[stillgot-myshirt-on]

@pastramie-n-rye wanna watch teen wolf?

[pastramie-n-rye]

Is that even a question? Hell yeah meet you in 10

[stillgot-myshirt-on]

I FOUND YOUNG RACE PICTURES IN JACKS WALET

@mr-erster-carona @go-west-young-man

[mr-erster-carona]

NO NO NO NO NO YOU DIDNT NO

[pastramie-n-rye]

OHOHOHOHHOH SHOW US PLEASE

[emmyscecretacount]

@a-smilethatspreadslikebutt3r did you ever find your pet rat?

[a-smilethatspreadslikebutt3r]

Yea! Splinter's still with Race tho.. It's been one longgg walk..

[emmyscecretacount]

Cruchie….. what if race is lying

[a-smilethatspreadslikebutt3r]

Race wouldn't do that!.... Right @mr-erster-carona ?

[mr-erster-carona]

He's in the big ol rat cage I bought, up on the roof with all of your stuff, Jack's with 'im right now! Was gonna wait til yer birthday but that takes too long :(

[emmyscecretacount]

Do you basically ratnapp crunchies rat

[mr-erster-carona]

Had to take him shopping to find out what toys Splinter would want and I couldn't spoil the surprise!

[emmyscecretacount]

If he’s with you show us or are you sure you didn’t kill him

[mr-erster-carona]

Kath you're sitting next to me on the roof girlie... look to your left... splinter is right there....

[pastramie-n-rye]

Can confirm. Not on the roof rn but I have had a long talk with him about the ethics of robbing homeless orphans

[stillgot-myshirt-on]

@slingshot-man dont worry i have bad pictures of everyone

[a-smilethatspreadslikebutt3r]

Everyone??? 😧

[stillgot-myshirt-on]

everyone

[pastramie-n-rye]

:')

[sos-the-bronx]

Boys are being shitheads as per usual. @go-west-young-man how do you even handle Manhattan?

[you-already-live-on-the-street]

We’re not all bad.

Although I do have a bit of a crisis right now.

[sos-the-bronx]

Oh- I don't know if I wanna ask but what is said crisis??

[you-already-live-on-the-street]

So um…what’s a good lie to tell the homophobic nun (who raised you) who found you doodling hearts around a boy’s name?

Totally hypothetical question.

[sos-the-bronx]

Gaslight her 💥

Tell her she was imagining it. Or you could say it was a bro thing but gaslighting is more fun-

Since this is totally hypothetical- who's the guy? 🤭

[you-already-live-on-the-street]

Mike?

🫣

[sos-the-bronx]

Gasp! 😦

[you-already-live-on-the-street]

Has anyone seen Mike recently? He hasn’t been around in ages.

[stillgot-myshirt-on]

I think I saw him with Ike down at Pet Co

[you-already-live-on-the-street]

I should head down there one day tbh. They’ve got cats you can adopt and I need fill out papers to adopt one.

[stillgot-myshirt-on]

You should name it Cole, get it, Mike and Cole. ha

[you-already-live-on-the-street]

Are you implying it would be Mike’s cat too? Cause that’s not what I was saying. I was talking about getting the kitty for me. I used to feed the strays outside the church and I always wanted to keep one.

[pastramie-n-rye]

If ya feed em they're basically yours. I got like 10 by that measure they follow me to Jacobis :)

[sos-the-bronx]

Boys are being shitheads as per usual. @go-west-young-man how do you even handle Manhattan?

[you-already-live-on-the-street]

We’re not all bad.

Although I do have a bit of a crisis right now.

[sos-the-bronx]

Oh- I don't know if I wanna ask but what is said crisis??

[you-already-live-on-the-street]

So um…what’s a good lie to tell the homophobic nun (who raised you) who found you doodling hearts around a boy’s name?

Totally hypothetical question.

[pastramie-n-rye]

Uhhhh OH ITS A PRAYER HEART SO HE CAN FIND TRUE LOVE UR PRAYING FOR HIM!!!!

[a-smilethatspreadslikebutt3r]

GUYS HELP- MY PET RAT (Splinter) WENT MISSIN'!!😭

I THINK SOMEONE TOOK 'IM 'CAUSE HE AIN'T AT ANY OF HIS USUAL SPOTS...

[slingshot-man]

OH MY GOD. SPLINTER IS MISSING???

what if he went in the sewers again?! D:

[go-west-young-man]

Race has the rat, he left a very poorly written crayon note that he was going to take the rat on a walk, Splinter's okay, promise

[a-smilethatspreadslikebutt3r]

So that's what the note was! Couldn't understand it (no offense Race 😭) At least he's fine!... Just as long as Splinter didn't go into the sewers it's alright...

[go-west-young-man]

Yeah we think Race has Dysgraphia and Dyslexia, his handwriting is worse than Les's

[hey-look-its-bathtime-at-the-zoo]

Let's give 'im the benefit of the doubt? Maybe he was in a hurry 'n didn't have time to write it real good 😅

[go-west-young-man]

He wrote "I tAke Spintar on a wolk" I don't think we CAN give him the benefit of the doubt at this point

[a-smilethatspreadslikebutt3r]

That isn't that bad.. I think. The spelling could be worse!

[go-west-young-man]

It's still pretty bad, Crutchie 😭

[emmyscecretacount]

Where did the rat come from? 🥲

[go-west-young-man]

Hey Kath, Crutchie found it while in the refuge and he smuggled it out

[emmyscecretacount]

Why😭

[go-west-young-man]

He likes it I think, he somehow managed to train it

[pastramie-n-rye]

This rat is the bane of my existence he stole my fUCKING BREAD I WAS SAVING THAT YOU BITCH! also "Spintar" lmao

[jackmkelly]

miss meddaaaaa. medda and her heart. medda and her pride. medda and her theatre shes worked so hard to own and maintain. medda and her bravery. medda who could have lost everything shes worked for by letting those kids rally at her place but did it anyway. medda medda medda🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

[stillgot-myshirt-on]

can’t open pickle jars (sorry @pastramie-n-rye) but i can do this

[pastramie-n-rye]

Dude.... How ...

[thenightsystem]

One of our (newer) introjects was staring at our face in the mirror for about 10 minutes. I asked him if he was okay, and he said something I thought I should share, ‘cause it might resonate with some of ya’ll. “This face is wrong. All of this is wrong. None of this looks like it should. But there’s something in our eyes that looks like me.”

[pastramie-n-rye]

Hey fellas anyone seen racer? Been looking for him but he ain't in his room, heard some ruckus down the hall might check it out

[last-in-line-for-the-tub-tonight]

@mr-erster-carona , are u okay? I’m trying to sleep, I heard a crash, a thud, and then very violent screaming…?

[where-for-art-thou]

He's fine 😸

[mr-erster-carona]

HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS CALL FOR HELP

[last-in-line-for-the-tub-tonight]

RO?????

[where-for-art-thou]

I did no such thing

It was @youll-steal-anudda

[youll-steal-anudda]

HELLO?? I DID NO SUCH FUCKIN THING???? ROMEO IS A CHRONIC AGRESSOR, HE'S WORSE THAN SPOT!

[mr-erster-carona]

MY BACK!!!!

[last-in-line-for-the-tub-tonight]

Do we need to get you to a doctor or something

[most-auspicious-manner]

ROMEO WHAT THE HELL???

BUTTONS CALL AN AMBULANCE

[youll-steal-anudda]

@go-west-young-man DETAIN ROMEO OH MY GOD

[where-for-art-thou]

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

(Clicks my heels together and runs away with @slingshot-man 😸)

[mr-erster-carona]

agonized screaming

AHHHHHHH ALBERRRRT

Hysterical sobbing

[where-for-art-thou]

Kicks u 😸

[mr-erster-carona]

Pained whining and crying

WHYYYYYYYY UWEH UWEH WHYYY

SOBBING

[last-in-line-for-the-tub-tonight]

ROMEO, HE JUST WENT THROUGH A SOAKIN’, LET THE GUY LIVE

[king-a-brooklyn]

I look away for like 5 fucking seconds.

[mr-erster-carona]

HELP MEEEEE

sobbing

ALBYYYYY HELP ME PLEAAAASE

[king-a-brooklyn]

Alright, who's calling the ambulance? I call dibs on shotgun

[mr-erster-carona]

@youll-steal-anudda ALBERRRT IT HURTS

I JUST WANTED WATERRRR

[youll-steal-anudda]

we're gonna get you to the hospital, okay? it's gonna be okay, i promise

[mr-erster-carona]

Sobbing hysterically, wet cat aesthetic

Al ir hurts I think my leg is broken holy shit it hurts so bad

[one-for-all-and-all-for-one]

i leave yall alone. FOR 20 FUCKING MINUTES.

[pastramie-n-rye]

Dude Ijust got back from my shift what in the actual fuck

[imhungry19-deactivated20250115]

“Race, now many times do I need to tell you to stop playing Carless Whisper on your harmonica when me and jack are talking”