Davey Jacobs

"I'D SAY, WE LAUNCHED OUR STRIKE IN A MOST SUSPICIOUS MANNER!"

[most-auspicious-manner]

Intro!

Hi! I'm David, uh you can call me Dave or Davey?

I'm 17 years old, I've got a little brother Les @table-the-palaver, and uhmmm thats it I guess?

interact and have fun!

please be respectful as well!

[rosie-anon]

Some headcannons for any modern newsie, please -🥞

You know I gotta go with Tommy Boy

And I love the headcanon that he’s a dancer

The boys laugh a little when they find out, but then they see him at a performance and he shuts them up real fast

Because damn that boy is talented

He always challenges people to push-up contests and he never looses.

Jack is the only person who will ever agree to them anymore because he’s made it a life goal to win at least once.

Spot’s beaten him, but no one was around to see it so no one believes the story.

Neither Spot or Tommy Boy want a rematch, since they both know the truth and don’t feel the need to prove themselves.

And it took Tommy Boy like five tries to get his drivers license

Not because he’s a bad driver but because he was always really nervous

But now he’s one of the designated drivers of the group cause he has a huge Jeep and he’s also one of the least likely to do something stupid

[stillgot-myshirt-on]

If both @king-a-brooklyn and myself were there, there’s no reason to have to prove he won.

[king-a-brooklyn]

You have lost every fucking fight with me????

[stillgot-myshirt-on]

I think so..

[most-auspicious-manner]

You two need to stop doing this stuff

[military-newsboys]

*Race and Jack talking*

*Race's phone buzzes*

Race: oh, it's Spot

Race: he's upset with you and Pulitzer

Race: *buzz* and Bill

Race: *buzz* and Hotshot

Race: *buzz* and God

[proud2b-part-of-your-revolution]

How dare he.

[my-father-runs-the-trib]

What did you manage to do to piss of Spot?

[proud2b-part-of-your-revolution]

No clue.

[my-father-runs-the-trib]

Weird.

[proud2b-part-of-your-revolution]

Well, it’s Spot we’re talking about. Goodness knows what goes on in that head of his.

[military-newsboys]

Bill is William Randolph hertz, Spot has no respect for him so he calls him bill. You are fine.

[mr-erster-carona]

He's just an angry guy man... I think the only people he's not mad at 24/7 are me and Davey...

[my-father-runs-the-trib]

Makes sense

[mr-erster-carona]

I don't think he CAN be mad at Davey. I've seen him punch a guy for looking at him wrong but Davey could slap him and he'd just buy him flowers

[my-father-runs-the-trib]

If David slapped Spot he would crumble

[mr-erster-carona]

I think that would be the one thing that could make Spot cry

[my-father-runs-the-trib]

Probably

[most-auspicious-manner]

Why would I ever want to hit @king-a-brooklyn that would be so rude!

[my-father-runs-the-trib]

Maybe an accident, that seems likely to happen.

[most-auspicious-manner]

I'd feel awful!

[my-father-runs-the-trib]

Obviously, he’s your boyfriend

[most-auspicious-manner]

@king-a-brooklyn I would never slap you :(

[king-a-brooklyn]

You'd get excited and turn too quickly and probably catch me on accident. Wouldn't be purposeful, we both know you lose that fight.

[most-auspicious-manner]

I think you'd take out my knees and haul me off...

[king-a-brooklyn]

Probably.

[most-auspicious-manner]

Ok come to bed I'm tired and cold :(

[military-newsboys]

*Race and Jack talking*

*Race's phone buzzes*

Race: oh, it's Spot

Race: he's upset with you and Pulitzer

Race: *buzz* and Bill

Race: *buzz* and Hotshot

Race: *buzz* and God

[proud2b-part-of-your-revolution]

How dare he.

[my-father-runs-the-trib]

What did you manage to do to piss of Spot?

[proud2b-part-of-your-revolution]

No clue.

[my-father-runs-the-trib]

Weird.

[proud2b-part-of-your-revolution]

Well, it’s Spot we’re talking about. Goodness knows what goes on in that head of his.

[military-newsboys]

Bill is William Randolph hertz, Spot has no respect for him so he calls him bill. You are fine.

[mr-erster-carona]

He's just an angry guy man... I think the only people he's not mad at 24/7 are me and Davey...

[my-father-runs-the-trib]

Makes sense

[mr-erster-carona]

I don't think he CAN be mad at Davey. I've seen him punch a guy for looking at him wrong but Davey could slap him and he'd just buy him flowers

[my-father-runs-the-trib]

If David slapped Spot he would crumble

[mr-erster-carona]

I think that would be the one thing that could make Spot cry

[my-father-runs-the-trib]

Probably

[most-auspicious-manner]

Why would I ever want to hit @king-a-brooklyn that would be so rude!

[my-father-runs-the-trib]

Maybe an accident, that seems likely to happen.

[most-auspicious-manner]

I'd feel awful!

[my-father-runs-the-trib]

Obviously, he’s your boyfriend

[most-auspicious-manner]

@king-a-brooklyn I would never slap you :(

[king-a-brooklyn]

You'd get excited and turn too quickly and probably catch me on accident. Wouldn't be purposeful, we both know you lose that fight.

[most-auspicious-manner]

I think you'd take out my knees and haul me off...

[military-newsboys]

*Race and Jack talking*

*Race's phone buzzes*

Race: oh, it's Spot

Race: he's upset with you and Pulitzer

Race: *buzz* and Bill

Race: *buzz* and Hotshot

Race: *buzz* and God

[proud2b-part-of-your-revolution]

How dare he.

[my-father-runs-the-trib]

What did you manage to do to piss of Spot?

[proud2b-part-of-your-revolution]

No clue.

[my-father-runs-the-trib]

Weird.

[proud2b-part-of-your-revolution]

Well, it’s Spot we’re talking about. Goodness knows what goes on in that head of his.

[military-newsboys]

Bill is William Randolph hertz, Spot has no respect for him so he calls him bill. You are fine.

[mr-erster-carona]

He's just an angry guy man... I think the only people he's not mad at 24/7 are me and Davey...

[my-father-runs-the-trib]

Makes sense

[mr-erster-carona]

I don't think he CAN be mad at Davey. I've seen him punch a guy for looking at him wrong but Davey could slap him and he'd just buy him flowers

[my-father-runs-the-trib]

If David slapped Spot he would crumble

[mr-erster-carona]

I think that would be the one thing that could make Spot cry

[my-father-runs-the-trib]

Probably

[most-auspicious-manner]

Why would I ever want to hit @king-a-brooklyn that would be so rude!

[my-father-runs-the-trib]

Maybe an accident, that seems likely to happen.

[most-auspicious-manner]

I'd feel awful!

[my-father-runs-the-trib]

Obviously, he’s your boyfriend

[most-auspicious-manner]

@king-a-brooklyn I would never slap you :(

[military-newsboys]

*Race and Jack talking*

*Race's phone buzzes*

Race: oh, it's Spot

Race: he's upset with you and Pulitzer

Race: *buzz* and Bill

Race: *buzz* and Hotshot

Race: *buzz* and God

[proud2b-part-of-your-revolution]

How dare he.

[my-father-runs-the-trib]

What did you manage to do to piss of Spot?

[proud2b-part-of-your-revolution]

No clue.

[my-father-runs-the-trib]

Weird.

[proud2b-part-of-your-revolution]

Well, it’s Spot we’re talking about. Goodness knows what goes on in that head of his.

[military-newsboys]

Bill is William Randolph hertz, Spot has no respect for him so he calls him bill. You are fine.

[mr-erster-carona]

He's just an angry guy man... I think the only people he's not mad at 24/7 are me and Davey...

[my-father-runs-the-trib]

Makes sense

[mr-erster-carona]

I don't think he CAN be mad at Davey. I've seen him punch a guy for looking at him wrong but Davey could slap him and he'd just buy him flowers

[my-father-runs-the-trib]

If David slapped Spot he would crumble

[mr-erster-carona]

I think that would be the one thing that could make Spot cry

[my-father-runs-the-trib]

Probably

[most-auspicious-manner]

Why would I ever want to hit @king-a-brooklyn that would be so rude!

[my-father-runs-the-trib]

Maybe an accident, that seems likely to happen.

[most-auspicious-manner]

I'd feel awful!

[military-newsboys]

*Race and Jack talking*

*Race's phone buzzes*

Race: oh, it's Spot

Race: he's upset with you and Pulitzer

Race: *buzz* and Bill

Race: *buzz* and Hotshot

Race: *buzz* and God

[proud2b-part-of-your-revolution]

How dare he.

[my-father-runs-the-trib]

What did you manage to do to piss of Spot?

[proud2b-part-of-your-revolution]

No clue.

[my-father-runs-the-trib]

Weird.

[proud2b-part-of-your-revolution]

Well, it’s Spot we’re talking about. Goodness knows what goes on in that head of his.

[military-newsboys]

Bill is William Randolph hertz, Spot has no respect for him so he calls him bill. You are fine.

[mr-erster-carona]

He's just an angry guy man... I think the only people he's not mad at 24/7 are me and Davey...

[my-father-runs-the-trib]

Makes sense

[mr-erster-carona]

I don't think he CAN be mad at Davey. I've seen him punch a guy for looking at him wrong but Davey could slap him and he'd just buy him flowers

[my-father-runs-the-trib]

If David slapped Spot he would crumble

[mr-erster-carona]

I think that would be the one thing that could make Spot cry

[my-father-runs-the-trib]

Probably

[most-auspicious-manner]

Why would I ever want to hit @king-a-brooklyn that would be so rude!

[sos-the-bronx]

I was gone for like almost a month and @mr-erster-carona got fucking kidnapped??? I'm sorry??? 😭

[mr-erster-carona]

IM IN QUEENS I TRIED TO FIND MY WAY BACK BUT I GOT LOST :(

[sos-the-bronx]

Wasn't Jack supposed to get you???

[mr-erster-carona]

THEY GOT LOST TOO 😭

[sos-the-bronx]

Do none of you know your way around the city?? 😭

[mr-erster-carona]

We don't leave Manhattan much :(

Im banned from most of the boroughs because of fights so I don't get out much-

[sos-the-bronx]

Dude what is up with you? My god- 😭

[mr-erster-carona]

I'm very punchable according to @king-a-brooklyn

I think Brooklyn's the only borough I'm NOT banned from- also if I get caught here I don't think that they're gonna believe I was kidnapped and ended up here so I might be fucked unless Jack Albert and the others show up 😓

[sos-the-bronx]

Honestly out of everyone I'm surprised you ain't banned from Brooklyn with how small @king-a-brooklyn temper is.

[king-a-brooklyn]

You're making a joke at my height, I'm not stupid.

You're shorter.

I actually have a decent control over my anger, which means that any outburts have been entirely control.

@most-auspicious-manner can confirm. (we're going to ignore that I distinctly remembered chainging accounts and then just didn't)

[most-auspicious-manner]

He's gotten better at anger management!

[jackmkelly]

bro like DAVEY must have felt sooooo guilty for crutchies arrest man like watching that scene is Crazyyy.

LIKEEE the delanceys rip crutchie away from jack.

jack runs to get les so davey runs to get crutchie. jack succeeds and davey gets his ass handed to him !

thennnn jack davey and les all get a front row seat

end of the day crutchies gone. jacks alone on the roof him and crutchie sleep on together thinking crutchies gonna get killed meanwhile davey got to take his baby brother home 😟

[table-the-palaver]

That was scary and I never wanna do that again

[go-west-young-man]

Get back in the barrel Les

[table-the-palaver]

NO. @most-auspicious-manner DAVE HES TRYNA BARREL ME AGAIN.

[most-auspicious-manner]

@king-a-brooklyn Spot can you tell Jack to not put my brother in a barrel he has school tomorrow

[specss-missing-shoe]

MORE RANDOM HEADCANONS‼️‼️

BUTTONS KNITS CHRISTMAS SWEATERS FOR EVERYONE

[most-auspicious-manner]

He made me and Les sweaters for Hanukkah this past December, Les sleeps with his under his head! Mama and I are going to buy him some new yarn soon and get him some nice fabric to play around with for his projects!

[think-about-seizing-the-day]

David and Spot fell asleep on the couch, isn't that sweet? you boys better be welcoming to Spot when he comes to Manhattan!

[stillgot-myshirt-on]

girl we have to be, do you know how many times he’s threatened to pull my teeth and fill my mouth with snakes? too many.

[think-about-seizing-the-day]

HUH????

[stillgot-myshirt-on]

thats not even the worst of it trust me

[think-about-seizing-the-day]

@king-a-brooklyn you are crazy

[king-a-brooklyn]

Okay, I said he's taste like chicken ONE time.

[most-auspicious-manner]

Spot look

It's you!

[think-about-seizing-the-day]

David and Spot fell asleep on the couch, isn't that sweet? you boys better be welcoming to Spot when he comes to Manhattan!

[stillgot-myshirt-on]

girl we have to be, do you know how many times he’s threatened to pull my teeth and fill my mouth with snakes? too many.

[think-about-seizing-the-day]

HUH????

[stillgot-myshirt-on]

thats not even the worst of it trust me

[think-about-seizing-the-day]

@king-a-brooklyn you are crazy

[stillgot-myshirt-on]

meh, it comes with the territory of pissing him off on purpose

[most-auspicious-manner]

He's never threatened me for pissing him off on purpose, usually just flicks my arm and scoffs

[most-auspicious-manner]

@king-a-brooklyn this you, Bug?

[king-a-brooklyn]

Die. (yes it is)

[think-about-seizing-the-day]

"Bug"????

[king-a-brooklyn]

It's because I'm short.

[think-about-seizing-the-day]

Oh my gosh Davey.

[most-auspicious-manner]

Oh cmon! @king-a-brooklyn you love the nickname!

[king-a-brooklyn]

Shut up, Dave.

[most-auspicious-manner]

Youuuu can't make me!

Flicks spots mf hat off his mf head and mfing RUNS

[king-a-brooklyn]

GOD DAMN IT DAVE

[most-auspicious-manner]

HAH aww you want it back?

(Im holding it wayyy over his head)

[king-a-brooklyn]

I'm gona kick your knees backwards.

[most-auspicious-manner]

No you won't! Can you even reach them?

[king-a-brooklyn]

Dave. You're on thin fucking ice.

[most-auspicious-manner]

Ok! Ok! Take it! You're adorable when you're trying not to keep up your act, ya know

[king-a-brooklyn]

Fuck you.

[most-auspicious-manner]

Love you too honey!

[most-auspicious-manner]

@king-a-brooklyn this you, Bug?

[king-a-brooklyn]

Die. (yes it is)

[think-about-seizing-the-day]

"Bug"????

[king-a-brooklyn]

It's because I'm short.

[think-about-seizing-the-day]

Oh my gosh Davey.

[most-auspicious-manner]

Oh cmon! @king-a-brooklyn you love the nickname!

[king-a-brooklyn]

Shut up, Dave.

[most-auspicious-manner]

Youuuu can't make me!

Flicks spots mf hat off his mf head and mfing RUNS

[king-a-brooklyn]

GOD DAMN IT DAVE

[most-auspicious-manner]

HAH aww you want it back?

(Im holding it wayyy over his head)

[king-a-brooklyn]

I'm gona kick your knees backwards.

[most-auspicious-manner]

No you won't! Can you even reach them?

[king-a-brooklyn]

Dave. You're on thin fucking ice.

[most-auspicious-manner]

Ok! Ok! Take it! You're adorable when you're trying not to keep up your act, ya know

[most-auspicious-manner]

@king-a-brooklyn this you, Bug?

[king-a-brooklyn]

Die. (yes it is)

[think-about-seizing-the-day]

"Bug"????

[king-a-brooklyn]

It's because I'm short.

[think-about-seizing-the-day]

Oh my gosh Davey.

[most-auspicious-manner]

Oh cmon! @king-a-brooklyn you love the nickname!

[king-a-brooklyn]

Shut up, Dave.

[most-auspicious-manner]

Youuuu can't make me!

Flicks spots mf hat off his mf head and mfing RUNS

[king-a-brooklyn]

GOD DAMN IT DAVE

[most-auspicious-manner]

HAH aww you want it back?

(Im holding it wayyy over his head)

[king-a-brooklyn]

I'm gona kick your knees backwards.

[most-auspicious-manner]

No you won't! Can you even reach them?

[most-auspicious-manner]

@king-a-brooklyn this you, Bug?

[king-a-brooklyn]

Die. (yes it is)

[think-about-seizing-the-day]

"Bug"????

[king-a-brooklyn]

It's because I'm short.

[think-about-seizing-the-day]

Oh my gosh Davey.

[most-auspicious-manner]

Oh cmon! @king-a-brooklyn you love the nickname!

[king-a-brooklyn]

Shut up, Dave.

[most-auspicious-manner]

Youuuu can't make me!

Flicks spots mf hat off his mf head and mfing RUNS

[king-a-brooklyn]

GOD DAMN IT DAVE

[most-auspicious-manner]

HAH aww you want it back?

(Im holding it wayyy over his head)

[most-auspicious-manner]

@king-a-brooklyn this you, Bug?

[king-a-brooklyn]

Die. (yes it is)

[think-about-seizing-the-day]

"Bug"????

[king-a-brooklyn]

It's because I'm short.

[think-about-seizing-the-day]

Oh my gosh Davey.

[most-auspicious-manner]

Oh cmon! @king-a-brooklyn you love the nickname!

[king-a-brooklyn]

Shut up, Dave.

[most-auspicious-manner]

Youuuu can't make me!

Flicks spots mf hat off his mf head and mfing RUNS