patrick “finch” cortez

they oughta bottle this guy!

[slingshot-man]

INTRO

heya! i’m finch cortez, i live in lower manhattan :)

-16 years of age—still a minor, don’t be weird

-i really like birds. talk to me about birds, any kind just birds in general!

-in archery since childhood

-i joke around a lot, so if i’m taking things too far please tell me

-only child

(this is an rp account of finch! correlated accounts are:

@most-auspicious-manner —davey

@go-west-young-man —jack

@mr-erster-carona —racetrack

@youll-steal-anudda —albert

@table-the-palaver —les

@pastramie-n-rye —henry

@where-for-art-thou —romeo

@one-for-all-and-all-for-one —elmer

@a-smilethatspreadslikebutt3r —crutchie

@sos-the-bronx —smalls

@stillgot-myshirt-on —tommy boy

@last-in-line-for-the-tub-tonight —buttons

@king-a-brooklyn —spot

@hey-look-its-bathtime-at-the-zoo —specs

@you-already-live-on-the-street —jojo

@mo-delancey —morris

@think-about-seizing-the-day —sarah

@kathrineppulitzer —katherine

@my-father-runs-the-trib —darcy

@proud-2b-part-of-your-revolution —bill

@graves-of-brooklyn —graves

[slingshot-man]

i like birds. a lot.

i just don't like when they poop in the air. because now my backpack is splattered with bird poop...

[a-smilethatspreadslikebutt3r]

If I chant "Car Crash" hard enough will somethin' interestin' happen. It's gettin' borin'!!!

CAR CRASH

CAR CRASH

CAR CRASH

[slingshot-man]

it worked. a skunk farted at me.

[slingshot-man]

i downloaded this rpg game called omori. i’ve heard it’s pretty long, and the art looks sick, so i’ll update you all on how i think of it later on once i’ve finished it.

[slingshot-man]

i have been crying for the past two hours!

[askdaveyj]

gay?

...who told you...?

[laura-lucky-jones-manhattan]

Oops?

[you-already-live-on-the-street]

Question, who are you? None of the other newsies know either and we’re all kinda getting very uncomfortable.

We realize you wanna be a part of the RP however, the main rule was that you needed to ask beforehand and you didn’t.

(OP is in the main RP as well [Romeo] so if you could leave them alone we’d really appreciate it.)

[where-for-art-thou]

Folks I'm single now

Finch and I are happier as friends 😸

[slingshot-man]

yeah :)

i’m honestly just glad no blood was shed, or anything.

[where-for-art-thou]

Yeah, I would've beat you up easy 🙄

[slingshot-man]

*pulls out comically large pan* oh how the turns have surely tabled

[where-for-art-thou]

Comically large spoon

Nuhuh

[slingshot-man]

….shit.

[where-for-art-thou]

Folks I'm single now

Finch and I are happier as friends 😸

[slingshot-man]

yeah :)

i’m honestly just glad no blood was shed, or anything.

[where-for-art-thou]

Yeah, I would've beat you up easy 🙄

[slingshot-man]

*pulls out comically large pan* oh how the turns have surely tabled

[slingshot-man]

i downloaded this rpg game called omori. i’ve heard it’s pretty long, and the art looks sick, so i’ll update you all on how i think of it later on once i’ve finished it.

[where-for-art-thou]

Folks I'm single now

Finch and I are happier as friends 😸

[slingshot-man]

yeah :)

i’m honestly just glad no blood was shed, or anything.

[stillgot-myshirt-on]

@slingshot-man does a bird call like summon you or something because i feel like it would

[slingshot-man]

you'd have to be a bird for me to come. i don't know--ask doctor doofenshmirtz if you wanna test that out?

[clickbeetle]

i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”

[clickbeetle]

this is what i’m all about babyyyyy

[brydeswhale]

They’re not even related. Jays are a type of corvid, like crows and magpies, and Cardinals are a grosbeak.

[watcherscrown]

well you see, they are both birds and they both have fun hats. hope this helps

[stillgot-myshirt-on]

@you-already-live-on-the-street @youll-steal-anudda brunch picture from earlier.

[slingshot-man]

al, why are you mewing?

[think-about-seizing-the-day]

@youll-steal-anudda hey does race have a friend over??? @slingshot-man and I came by to drop mail off, can hear someone talking and it's not race

[youll-steal-anudda]

yeah, so no he doesn't??? go get him out???? break a window if you have to?????????

[think-about-seizing-the-day]

Wait what? Holy shit who's in there then? @slingshot-man go get Jack

[slingshot-man]

@go-west-young-man someone is in race's room and he's supposedly alone.

[slingshot-man]

@mr-erster-carona are you still in the cellar?

[mr-erster-carona]

No Kathrine got me out because she's a GOOD FRIEND >:(

[slingshot-man]

oh... then who was the guy inside earlier?

[mr-erster-carona]

Wait what

[slingshot-man]

yeah i kinda saw him lurking and being suspicious.

[think-about-seizing-the-day]

@king-a-brooklyn @youll-steal-anudda @you-already-live-on-the-street @a-smilethatspreadslikebutt3r @table-the-palaver @stillgot-myshirt-on @go-west-young-man @most-auspicious-manner @last-in-line-for-the-tub-tonight @one-for-all-and-all-for-one @sos-the-bronx @hey-look-its-bathtime-at-the-zoo @pastramie-n-rye @slingshot-man @where-for-art-thou @mr-erster-carona

Hiya boys!!! (and Smalls)

[slingshot-man]

hey!!

[think-about-seizing-the-day]

Hi Finch! How're you and Romeo? (He won't answer my texts and I know he's with you)

[slingshot-man]

we're doing alright so far. how about you?

[think-about-seizing-the-day]

I'm great! Hanging out with Spot and Davey!

[slingshot-man]

say hi to them for me :)

[slingshot-man]

@mr-erster-carona are you still in the cellar?

[mr-erster-carona]

No Kathrine got me out because she's a GOOD FRIEND >:(

[slingshot-man]

oh... then who was the guy inside earlier?

[think-about-seizing-the-day]

@king-a-brooklyn @youll-steal-anudda @you-already-live-on-the-street @a-smilethatspreadslikebutt3r @table-the-palaver @stillgot-myshirt-on @go-west-young-man @most-auspicious-manner @last-in-line-for-the-tub-tonight @one-for-all-and-all-for-one @sos-the-bronx @hey-look-its-bathtime-at-the-zoo @pastramie-n-rye @slingshot-man @where-for-art-thou @mr-erster-carona

Hiya boys!!! (and Smalls)

[slingshot-man]

hey!!

[think-about-seizing-the-day]

Hi Finch! How're you and Romeo? (He won't answer my texts and I know he's with you)

[slingshot-man]

we're doing alright so far. how about you?