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cookie run kinnie/shitposting blog (semi-active)

[pastrycookie]

don’t follow this blog if:

-you don’t like kinnies (a given)

-you’re a proshipper

-basic dnfi stuff (agree with whitewashing, all lives matter, etc etc etc)

kinnie list: (doubles allowed)

kouign-amann, pastry, aloe, lotus dragon, licorice, parfait, pitaya, sparkling, mustard, sour belt, shining glitter and roll cake

cc list:

capsacian, roguefort, cyborg, ananas, mango, moonlight, fire spirit, vampire, rockstar, mint choco, ice candy, cocoa, dark choco, rose, starfruit, raspberry mousse, blueberry pie, red velvet, knight, princess, millennial tree, timekeeper, pomegranate, prune juice

[pastrycookie]

going on cr ao3 for transfem content and seeing the very first transfem fic uploaded being a l1c0pom fic makes me want to hurl

[art0wl]

🌙✨

[grriib]

[hokage]

moonlight crew! 

[shroomrealm-deactivated20260509]

[pastrycookie]

im convinced 34c on ao3 is a madman btw like who sits down and decides to write extremely layered and deeply nuanced depictions of trauma that revolve around cookies. who sits down to write prose that is not just poetic but also so deeply metaphorical it takes at least two reads of their most detailed works in order to truly get what’s going on. why is their stuff so Aesthetic . where are they now

[pastrycookie]

didn’t think I’d be in the situation where a cookie run fanfiction changes my life but man. i think it just might

[pastrycookie]

cookie run ao3 is really funny because you’ll like check the original cookie run character tags and the top 5 relationships look pretty normal for how popular these are in the fandom/to the subject matter

but then there’s ???? fucking??????? This??????????

this is an npc that has like two lines of dialogue hello ????

[pastrycookie]

a collection of canon sapphics in cookie run and their sexualities

[pastrycookie]

what are the canon sexualities in cookie run btw. like princess is canonically bi and sea fairy is canonically lesbian but do we have any other characters with canon sexualities

[sovereignzofdarkness]

off the top of my head theres dj who quite literally has the bi flag as part of their design (not even in a subtle way its literally just. the flag) and kumiho is at the very least sapphic

[accidental-host]

Cotton Candy as well I believe, she’s been shown to have crushes on other women in her relationship chart. No specific label I think, but it’s only ever been that way with women iirc unless I’m forgetting something

[pastrycookie]

[siriusacer]

Oh yeah also doodled Pastry very quickly recently

[sovereignzofdarkness]

TRAGEDY CRAVES FRESH MEAT, HONEY

[souredvalentine]

i consider myself a comedian

[pastrycookie]

what are the canon sexualities in cookie run btw. like princess is canonically bi and sea fairy is canonically lesbian but do we have any other characters with canon sexualities

[pastrycookie]

this dragon kisses women and there’s nothing you can do about it