[pat-onpatsphone]

[zenwannabe]

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

[dabblingindissent]

this is literally all society needs to be

[oh-totoro]

Ushiko, the cat that lives at Studio Ghibli.

[cosmicrhetoric]

oh fuck internalized too much lotr as a kid, actually believe there’s good in the world or some kinda shit

[adventurelandia]

Princess Pinups by lie_chee

[whysosirris]

[coolbeansmachine-deactivated202]

@busbug

[silversold-deactivated20181030]

someone: have you seen breaking bad?

me, remembering this video: yeah it was amazing

[dykejedi-deactivated20170430]

me: i love kylo ren, he’s such a unique, dynamic character, he is so realistically flawed, i love him and feel a deep emotional connection to him, he- 

jj abrams: he keeps the ashes of people he’s killed in his bedroom

me:

[quicklyfunvibing]

laundry and taxes with you 

[maluceh]

there are no rules

[princessrhcenyra]

        Look, you’re going to do great no matter what you do. I think you were right. I mean, I’m going to stay. Good, because I didn’t want you to leave. Then why didn’t you just say that? Because every time I’m face to face with you, I want to strangle you. And then I miss you when I go away. And I miss you, I call you on the phone, and I get the person I want to talk to.

[freelancedumbass]

[dancefevers]

they should invent a money that is in my bank account

[chronicintrovert]

being in the cinema is godly, can’t look at my phone for 2.5 hours, can’t look at social media or emails, nobody can talk to me or message me, i can just exist completely unbothered

[yossyislandd]

yoshi

yoshi

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

[slowlikehoney1996]

t shirt that says “i used to be worse”

[oniongarlic]

now thats what i call a fucking car