patches kin

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[patchesbff]

i love dream team

[georgenotfound-sunshines]

[itsehm]

DREAM SAW THE COLLAB?!?! HE RETWEETED IT WHAT THE FUCK

[itsehm]

HELLO!!!!???

[rcnhide]

[continue of this clip 1st vod] this vod isn't public on his channel im using stream recorder lol

sapnap: i saw this opportunity and i was on college and i started foaming at the mouth bro. started like skipping classes to record yt vids & shit.

dasnerth: basically, you're lazy and a bum

sapnap: no, i was actually if u want to know the truth i was too smart for community college so id only go for the quizzes and tests. like i would only show up for those. so i would skip all the regular classes record yt vids. i was doing that when dream has 200k bro.

dasnerth: to smart for community college, but to dumb to get tipped (?) in college

sapnap: i got accepted to every single college i applied to buddy.

dasnerth: and you went to community?

sapnap: well, yeah, cuz my parents where like "if you go to community college for 2 years we have a fund for you that you can use for the final two years and you have no debt." and i was like i guess i don't want fuckin debt.

[rcnhide]

also sapnap pic :]

[negativepeanuthoarder]

new manhunt au idea: Dream married each of them individually at some point without the others knowing (as like a fraud kinda thing maybe idk) but now they all found out he's currently married to 6 people and all of them team up to kill him over it 😭

[negativepeanuthoarder]

This gets funnier the more hunters show up. like first George just thought Dream cheated on him with Sapnap. And then ok weird turns out he might've cheated with Bad, too, which is awkward for everyone, but they've already been hunting him down for a while when Ant shows up so like ??? is this one ??? recent??? The answer to that one when it comes to Sam and Puffy is that even while being hunted down by MULTIPLE PEOPLE Dream STILL managed to get married. TWICE.

[negativepeanuthoarder]

#it has to be even funnier when Puffy shows up#because the others didn’t realize that women were an option for Dream

hunters 1-5 after meeting Puffy:

[negativepeanuthoarder]

I think I'm finding these funnier than everyone else is ngl

[negativepeanuthoarder]

I'm just gonna keep makin em :3

[rcnhide]

sapnap: what's your fav / dream car?

dasnerth: i don't have a favorite anything

sapnap: i really advocate for trucks

[georgenotfound-sunshines]

[georgenotfounddaily]

[cuhreestina]

snf is shit youre shit

[dnftopia]

GEORGE: wait. What are you doing here? 😟 how did you get in my house? who are you? …guess i’ll just sleep with him. whatever. why not

[dnftopia]

george waking up with a villager saying “he slept with me” or whatever it was. my sweetie. i just watched him give the villagers privacy to breed and he watched them through the window 😭

😭 when he was going crazy trying to find a trial chamber and heard a villager go Huh and went Finally human interaction. he’s so funny

[negativepeanuthoarder]

extremely poorly cropped boxing stats, just in case anyone needs them for like. fic purposes. Sapnap's is on the left :3

[negativepeanuthoarder]

#blau is 34?!?

yes. get that old man pussy, sap

[dnftopia]

George playing judas at the beginning of the boxing stream was such a good touch while waiting sapnap’s match

i know they go crazy when that song comes on in the car

[georgenotfounddaily]

[rat-creates]

Hiiiiii I also participated of the Thumbnail Redraw collab :3

I know everyone remembers Dream splatting in the end, but the bamboo parkour in the start was my favourite moment from that video :]

Most other drawings are on twt, so make sure to go check everyone else too!!!!