hi
my name is patches, no that's not my real name, but that's the one you need to know.
i'm a photographer, a failed poet, a wannabe musician, a reader, a bland critique, an eye of a mediocre hurricane, an ice cream enjoyer, a punk, a smoker, an anger management patient, a good advice, a partner in crime, an ill advice, a bipedal garbage rat.
Still, most importantly, i'm an asshole with a laptop and wifi connection who is self-absorbed enough to think that my word is law, but not quite as to not forgive you for your incorrect opinions. if you want lighthearted humor, leave this page and find something out there that will better fit you, i don't wanna be responsible for someone else's disappointment, you've been warned.
i am mexican, but regrettably live in alabama. i am pansexual and genderfluid and pleasantly confused.
"If any of you in any way hate homosexuals, people of different color, or women, please do this one favor for us: leave us the fuck alone! Don't come to our shows and don't buy our records" -Kurt
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fandoms:
the marauders | the guy she was interested in wasn't a guy at all | given | honkai star rail | haikyuu | my hero academia | arcane
[i am severely propense to fall victim to different fandoms in .2 seconds, so this list is subject to change, as are my posts]
