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21 - Transmasc Enby - Autistic The critter of all time probably

[doctormargarine]

remade my FUCKING sona ref

[xxnomoonxx]

i was gonna write a long sappy post about how much pressure meant to me and blah blah blah but then I started crying so let’s save that for another day!

here is the absolutely deranged result of over a year and a half of collecting pressure merch/related items thanks to a combination of special interests and unhealthy coping mechanisms.

got questions about it? feel free to ask as i put it away in a box to be suppressed for the next 5 years!

[clownsharks]

I am incredibly proud to announce that applications for The Upturned Zine are now open! The form will close after April 30th, so please send in your application before then. APPLY HERE: https://forms.gle/bzsLQEiH5pjY2g3d6

[patchhampter]

they're hotboxing my hamster ball

[simkaye]

Did you use limewire and how bad did it fuck up your computer?

[diceyhwicey]

Pizza Delivery

The minions still don’t work Mr forsaken.

[frankensteinn1]

John Toe, my beloved. This little doodle was done in like an hour, anatomy might be off !!

[patchhampter]

whatever go my critters

i might finish this and properly color it one day and edit a few designs but my critters have been released

anyway heres some design notes and headcanons!! :3 Guest1337 is the biggest survivor at 6'6 and hes alligator,, big scutes and osteoderms to protect him, , turn him into a beautiful fat man. Elliot is the second tallest survivor at 6'5 mostly because elliot being really tall was a silly idea,, he's less of a tired minimum wage employee and more like roblox spongebob to me.

Chance is 5'8 and has a full set of sharp gold teeth with the number 7 engraved on some of them. Also who gave them cowboy boots?? Dusekkar is 5'9 and actually a deer with a pumpkin head, his head isn't attached to his neck fluff thing and he can rotate it in any direction he wants and this freaks out everyone, including the killers.

Taph is 5'4 and has owl horns, clawed hands, tiny useless wings and a raptor tail,, they are a weird bird owl thing to me forever. Two-Time is 5'2 and probably my most accurate to their canon design here with the least amount of headcanon stuff Builderman is 4'11 and has beaver features :3 he's also the second strongest survivor and this unsettles the tall people. Noob is 5'6 and transfem genderfluid (still uses the canon They/Them pronouns and presents masc and neutral whenever they feel like it) :3 Shedletsky is 5'10 and is built kinda like a chicken satyr but has some feathers on his upper body still and the wing ears because i couldnt stop myself. might remove some of the neck feathers in a slight redesign. not 100% happy with him yet. 007n7 is 6'0 and ginger because they cant stop me.

[patchhampter]

RIP T girl taph i would have had so many opportunities to make foul jokes </3333

love them <3

[patchhampter]

3 of them,, , ill get all of them one day,, , ,

extra chance because i love them so much,, , ,

[patchhampter]

whatever go my two time

[patchhampter]

Saw som,e burger lingerie on pintrest and then started cackling and plotting over the idea of 007n7 wearing it and then i got insane about it and rendered it and im so sorry

im doing the shinji chair pose after making this, hope this helps

[chameleocoonj]

dug up some old scary monsters sketches to polish bc I was in a dino mood :)

[clerk427]

A fossil themed art fight mass attack I spend an ungodly amount of time on!!!

Characters included, from left to right, belong to: @cowburr, ~ShawtheShibe (art fight), @jurassicpeanut, @paleo-goth, me (hi Archie), @dinomaton, @sweetryefarm, ~Sedgerick (art fight), @hyperbaguette, @patchhampter and ~styjackosaurus (art fight)! Thank you all, and I hope you like it!

[patchhampter]

whatever go my forsaken pony

young 007n7,, , ,

[patchhampter]

SMØR and his stand Big Win hopefully this is my first and last SMØR post but i need to get this out somewhere

[patchhampter]

two time is so james sunderland (trust)